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Dwreck 07-27-2011 01:05 PM

An interesting email request I got today.How would you handle such an email?...
 
Hey Guys,

How would you handle such an email?

Hello,
Just a quick question.
I am a huge autograph hound.
I go to most of the shows. (mainstream, not adult)
I love adult swag.
(I know you have a storeroom full)
I do wear promotional material out to different conventions.
Did you want me to showcase any of your sites?
If so,
Hats and tee shirts are very welcome
Tee size is XL
I will wear it, it will be seen.


Then his address...



Thoughts?

RuthB 07-27-2011 01:07 PM

What's a couple t-shirts? I'd send them out :2 cents:

CIVMatt 07-27-2011 01:07 PM

Oh send the fanboy a hat tightwad ;)

k0nr4d 07-27-2011 01:07 PM

send him a shirt with an arrow on the back that says insert penis here pointing downward, and on the front chest area write some gay domain.

pornguy 07-27-2011 01:08 PM

Load him up.. Even if he mows the lawn in it its advertising.

IllTestYourGirls 07-27-2011 01:08 PM

Id make sure he/she is 18.

RuthB 07-27-2011 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18312079)
Load him up.. Even if he mows the lawn in it its advertising.

Hi pornguy!! :winkwink:

:1orglaugh

barcodes 07-27-2011 01:13 PM

When that ynot xxx conference was going down and everyone was watching the baddog upload the guy in the front with the xxx shirt couldn't be avoided, even though I'm sure many tried to lol. If you send the guy a t shirt you can possibly find your logo in some videos or images. He does mention his presence in various conventions so what could it hurt?

Best of luck

96ukssob 07-27-2011 01:14 PM

i would send him some swag

PR_Glen 07-27-2011 01:16 PM

funny, we got the same email today...

ottopottomouse 07-27-2011 01:18 PM

Massive branded dildo. Branded package.

Sly 07-27-2011 01:20 PM

Every now and then I have a surfer asking for a free password in exchange for XYZ, never clothes though. I think my answer would depend on whether or not I have items that could benefit from this person wearing them out and about. For example... webmaster shirt, no... paysite shirt, perhaps.

Dwreck 07-27-2011 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RuthB (Post 18312074)
What's a couple t-shirts? I'd send them out :2 cents:

Thank you Ruth... will do ...

punker barbie 07-27-2011 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18312067)
Hey Guys,

How would you handle such an email?

Hello,
Just a quick question.
I am a huge autograph hound.
I go to most of the shows. (mainstream, not adult)
I love adult swag.
(I know you have a storeroom full)
I do wear promotional material out to different conventions.
Did you want me to showcase any of your sites?
If so,
Hats and tee shirts are very welcome
Tee size is XL
I will wear it, it will be seen.


Then his address...



Thoughts?

thats hilarious i got the same one

Dwreck 07-27-2011 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CIVMatt (Post 18312075)
Oh send the fanboy a hat tightwad ;)

I'm sure you got some for your biz too Matt.. Send me some :)

Kenny B! 07-27-2011 01:25 PM

I get emails from him every once in a while, he's out of Ontario if I'm not mistaken.

I am too lazy to mail him a pig nose and toilet seats are reserved for those I love.

CDSmith 07-27-2011 01:25 PM

Sounds like a good investment to me. I've done t-shirt promos in the past for one thing or another, and half the time (if not more) they go to people who never wear them or never wear them out of the house, etc. At least this guy seems to know the drill.

Not much to lose, if he answers any questions you may have for him and he still sounds legit.

JamesGw 07-27-2011 01:30 PM

You might as well do it. It's not going to cost you much.

LeRoy 07-27-2011 01:35 PM

I'll take a couple too :)

seeandsee 07-27-2011 01:41 PM

load him with shemale hats

lazycash 07-27-2011 01:46 PM

That guys sends the same email to every program. Just reply that you'll be happy to send him out a tshirt and hat after he signs up to one of your sites - "place signup link here".

CIVMatt 07-27-2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck (Post 18312130)
I'm sure you got some for your biz too Matt.. Send me some :)

Oh I got something for you big boy

Rochard 07-27-2011 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 18312076)
send him a shirt with an arrow on the back that says insert penis here pointing downward, and on the front chest area write some gay domain.

That's a good one really!

bigluv 07-27-2011 02:08 PM

Check ebay next week.


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