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MasterBlow 08-01-2011 10:19 AM

Weirdest Sex Laws in United States
 
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1. Anniston, Alabama: If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.

2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.

3. Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.

4. Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

5. Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Um... discrimination, anyone?

6. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

7. Bozeman, Montana: All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown is illegal — if they're nude.

8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

9. Utah: Sex with an animal — unless performed for profit — is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

10. Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

11. Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish — ladies, apparently, you’re in the clear.

seeandsee 08-01-2011 10:48 AM

old crazy laws who nobody use :D

JamesGw 08-01-2011 10:57 AM

#10 is the oddest IMO. How would that even come into being?

96ukssob 08-01-2011 10:59 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

funny because those were set because of an action of it happening prior

NaughtyVisions 08-01-2011 10:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow (Post 18322146)

2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.


Uh oh... :party-smi

Jowebart 08-01-2011 11:03 AM

10. is like :eek2 wtf

Brujah 08-01-2011 11:08 AM

I like #8. YeeeeeHaw!

JamesChoopa 08-01-2011 11:11 AM

Scary thing is, all of these had to have had happened in order for a law to be made about them.

Funny shit!

mountainmiester 08-01-2011 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow (Post 18322146)
http://hardymag.com/wp-content/uploa...ngesexlaws.jpg

1. Anniston, Alabama: If a woman loses a game of pool, it is illegal for her to settle her tab with sex.

2. Harrisburg, Pennsylvania: It is illegal to have sex with a truck driver in a tollbooth.

3. Cottonwood, Arizona: Couples having sex in a vehicle with flat wheels will be fined. The fine will be doubled if the sex occurs in the backseat.

4. Newcastle, Wyoming: Couples are banned from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer.

5. Tremonton, Utah: No woman is allowed to have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance. In addition to normal charges, the woman's name will be published in the local newspaper. Um... discrimination, anyone?

6. Oblong, Illinois: It's punishable by law to have sex while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

7. Bozeman, Montana: All sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown is illegal ? if they're nude.

8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

9. Utah: Sex with an animal ? unless performed for profit ? is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

10. Oxford, Ohio: It's illegal for a woman to strip off her clothing while standing in front of a man's picture.

11. Minnesota: It is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish ? ladies, apparently, you?re in the clear.

And then there are these:

In Washington, D.C. the only acceptable sexual position is missionary, all others are illegal.

In Willowdale, Oregon it is illegal to talk dirty during sex.

Oral sex is illegal in 18 states.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

In Utah, it is illegal to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city?s airport property.

In Alabama it?s illegal for a woman to buy a vibrating sex toy.

2MuchMark 08-01-2011 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by mountainmiester (Post 18323006)
And then there are these:

In Washington, D.C. the only acceptable sexual position is missionary, all others are illegal.

Completely understandable.

mountainmiester 08-01-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18323043)
Completely understandable.

I dunno, I see a lot of people getting fucked in the ass from DC. Guess that doesn't count. :thumbsup

redwhiteandblue 08-01-2011 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow (Post 18322146)
8. Connorsville, Wisconsin: It's against the law for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

Damn, I'm always doing that.

Scott McD 08-01-2011 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mountainmiester (Post 18323006)
In Minnesota, it is illegal for any man to have sexual intercourse with a live fish.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

RyuLion 08-01-2011 12:48 PM

US of lame...

adultchatpay 08-01-2011 04:37 PM

I think most of those weird laws are not followed when you are going at it.

Emma 08-02-2011 02:24 AM

In Virginia it is illegal to have sex with the lights on :anon

marlboroack 08-02-2011 02:30 AM

Utah: Sex with an animal — unless performed for profit — is not considered sodomy and therefore is legal.

marlboroack 08-02-2011 02:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Emma (Post 18325701)
In Virginia it is illegal to have sex with the lights on :anon

yeah dude, i heard this also. I'm from Virginia. :1orglaugh

Si 08-02-2011 06:32 AM

:1orglaugh

Klen 08-02-2011 07:53 AM

8 one is best.

John-ACWM 08-02-2011 09:10 AM

Fun stuff in this weird world :)

LAJ 08-02-2011 10:10 AM

Leave it to Utah to be the most fucked up.

stach14 08-02-2011 11:19 AM

Those are freaking hilarious and kinda scary. don't lawmakers have better things to do...


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