If you HAD to have gay sex with Jon Cryer...
 

& I mean you HAD TOO... Your LIFE depended on it... Would it be the Duckie Version above... Or the 2 and a half men version? (Wearing a Charlie Sheen Shirt = Optional)

http://i.imgur.com/qAZuc.jpg

This is me, in My Charlie Sheen shirt...

I enjoyed fucking the older 'Alan' but found that as 'Duckie' (Fuckie) He was a bit tight... Like a ducks ass, infact!

Damn, I should have saved my 1000th post for your thread.

I'm just glad of not having an answer to that ...

i'm still trying to come up with a reason for the have to have gay sex with jon cryer scenario.

NOOB! :thumbsup

Dude... Like you REALLY need a reason? :helpme:helpme:helpme

I personally have ejaculated three times over that video since I posted it...

And have spoilt my shirt...

well, i think i am going to need a reason, yeah. both those characters... eesh.

pretty in pink is THE worst of the hughes movie films except for *maaaaaaaybe* MAYBE the soundtrack.

and i haven't been able to watch more than ~10 minutes of the other one.

:upsidedow

so yeah, possible scenarios please.

give me something to work with-

you should probably split up your medication throughout the day and not take it all at once. will probably help with these outbreaks :thumbsup

and check my avatar, i'm pretty much an, perhaps the, expert on 1980 movies, pop culture and such.

OK.. So. You have an uncontrollable erection. You have been force fed two bottles of Viagra...

One, two, princes kneel before you
(that's what I said, now)
Princes, Princes who adore you
(Just go ahead, now)
One has diamonds in his pockets
(And that's some bread, now)
This one, said he wants to buy you rockets
(Ain't in his head, now)


So... Assuming one is 'Duckie' and one is 'Alan'...

Who gets your red rocket?

Its really that simple...

Its my birthday ! I've just turned 42...

So sue me lol

NOOB! :thumbsup

Stop being so tall ! (Please)

hey happy birthday man!

I recall... Central Park in fall.. how you tore your dress.. what a mess.

Spank Poo ! :thumbsup

AWESOME movie, one of the best ever!

CS --- I'm not a guy.. so.. I can't really answer your question... :Oh crap

I think I'd go for Ducky though, cos he was just too adorable :upsidedow ... I guess I could always use a strap-on eh? :warning

PS - HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! :GFYBand :GFYBand

"If you HAD to have gay sex with Jon Cryer..." ... The dude wouldn't shit right for a year.

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as usual you are trying too hard

I was about to click this thread and say 'he was Ducky.....anybody that had the chance to sleep with him SHOULD'.

I swear he set the mold for the guys I am attracted to in my life.