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MasterBlow 08-08-2011 02:53 AM

Conan the Barbarian 2011
 


Khal Drogo from Games of thrones??

Jarmusch 08-08-2011 02:58 AM

What was wrong with the original Conan movie?

VenzuelanChick 08-08-2011 03:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 18338834)
What was wrong with the original Conan movie?

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Call me old school but I like my classics

Klen 08-08-2011 03:55 AM

I dont know he look more like pussy then a man .

Chosen 08-08-2011 04:03 AM

Not going to watch it :pimp

calvinawe 08-08-2011 04:20 AM

this movie to the old Conan movies is like Bon Jovi to Slayer.
(1st impression)

seeandsee 08-08-2011 04:30 AM

looks good , on my watch list

Zorgman 08-08-2011 04:37 AM

I think I will wait for it to come on TV.. that looks pretty shit and that most likely the best parts.

Shey 08-08-2011 04:41 AM

Yip, same dude, I predict a disaster

mineistaken 08-08-2011 05:46 AM

well I will watch it :)

thickcash_amo 08-08-2011 07:35 AM

I will watch it when it goes to redbox

cardinalvices 08-08-2011 07:41 AM

Disaster despite expectations. There is only one Arnold..

CamJack 08-08-2011 07:46 AM

Metrosexual Conan...why didnt they get the Twighlight douchbags then? I'm with you VenChick.

I couldn't even watch the Freddy Kruger remake.
And don't get me started on these fucking Smurfs

stephane76 08-08-2011 07:47 AM

real Conan FTW

http://media.threadless.com//imgs/pr...0design_01.jpg

adamz 08-08-2011 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardinalvices (Post 18339216)
Disaster despite expectations. There is only one Arnold..

Well that is true, "There is only one Arnold" Jason Momoa who you might recognize from Game of Thrones or StarGate: Atlantis is actually perfect for this.

I'm quite pumped to hear him say the line, "To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women. "

Here's hoping :)

michael.kickass 08-08-2011 08:18 AM

Hollywood is once again running out of good ideas.

RebelR 08-08-2011 08:36 AM

Saw the preview for it, and first impression, its a blatant attempt to appeal to the younger generation, with corny humor, and most likely something relevant to today. The movie doesn't need to be remade. Just re-watched it again on the weekend and it still holds its own. (Grace Jones is still scary). Not to worry though, next Red Sonja will be remade with Lindsay Lohan.

F-U-Jimmy 08-08-2011 08:51 AM

This Conan should have stayed with Stargate Atlantis and died with it . The film looks like it will be just another failed remake like "Clash of the Titans", worst 3D effects ever IMHO...

Now they are making a re hash of "Jason and the Argonauts". :error:error:error

The only good thing to come from the Clash remake was this young lady
Gemma Arterton


http://www.anicepair.com/images/a6.jpg :thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 08-08-2011 08:53 AM

No, thanks ...

JFK 08-08-2011 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael.kickass (Post 18339309)
Hollywood is once again running out of good ideas.

NAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWW, do you really think so ??:upsidedow

JamesGw 08-08-2011 09:08 AM

I'm not excited to see it at all. The original was awesome, though.

pornmasta 08-08-2011 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 18339379)


thread saved !

2intense 08-08-2011 09:34 AM

shitty movie

TheSquealer 08-08-2011 09:54 AM

Nerds talk and fanatic (and somewhat disturbing) loyalty to a cartoon/book aside, the Schwarzenegger movie is not that good of a movie. It was fine for the time, but not a movie that stands the test of time and few people would consider it a good movie had they just became aware of it today and watched it for the first time. It's "OK" at best.

The trailer for the new one made me want to watch it. I'm not a nerd. Just someone that appreciates a couple hours of worthwhile entertainment. It appears like it will be worth the ticket/time.

Comparing this movie to the other Conan movie is absurd given that with the trailer, you can see its an entirely different film, an entirely different story, done on an entirely different scale... and I've seen the original a million times when I was growing up.

tommy5tone 08-08-2011 10:30 AM

part of me wants to see this, but I can't fully decide yet. I will probably still go.

Emma 08-08-2011 02:25 PM

new Conan looks like a puny pretty boy. Conan is larger, meaner...

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com...f859f45342.gif

RuthB 08-08-2011 02:36 PM

He may not be as big as Arnie, but damn Jason Momoa is highly fuckable!

AnimeFevers 08-08-2011 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma (Post 18340223)
new Conan looks like a puny pretty boy. Conan is larger, meaner...

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com...f859f45342.gif

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Poindexterity 08-08-2011 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RebelR (Post 18339351)
Just re-watched it again on the weekend and it still holds its own. (Grace Jones is still scary).

you're talking about the sequel, conan the destroyer. the WORST movie i've ever seen.
utter dick shit if i ever smelt it.

now the first one, conan the barbarian was, in my opinion, one of the BEST movies ever made.

nikki99 08-08-2011 02:48 PM

I liked grace jones, geez I am old?

BettingHandle 08-09-2011 12:50 AM

To anyone who is a true Conan comic fan this movie will be fine. For those who mistakenly see the Arnold movies as the standard, what you don't know is they kinda sucked.

TorchWood 08-09-2011 01:05 AM

Gone are the days of original films...
Waiter?!...Please bring me a classic with a side of rehashed crap...

drmadcat 08-09-2011 01:09 AM

that looks shit

mavruda 08-09-2011 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MasterBlow (Post 18338825)


Khal Drogo from Games of thrones??

Yep - he is.

cherrylula 08-09-2011 05:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 18338834)
What was wrong with the original Conan movie?

um, Arnold what's his name? LOL

This Conan MUCH hotter! Means women will make their whole family go see it! :1orglaugh

cherrylula 08-09-2011 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by michael.kickass (Post 18339309)
Hollywood is once again running out of good ideas.

oh gee meanwhile Lady GAGA XXX from Hustler is selling like hotcakes... why fix something that isn't broken... at least they know they'll make $$$!

mavruda 08-09-2011 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emma (Post 18340223)
new Conan looks like a puny pretty boy. Conan is larger, meaner...

http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com...f859f45342.gif

The original Conan character does not look like Arnold too. Conan is over 6 feets tall, cobalt blue eyes, black colored hair - as raven's wing and is a smart one. The Governator/ well.... the ex governor/ is brown - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_color...rzenegger_have. In all his movies Arnold remains silent - probably for lack of artistic/acting talent. "Get down" and "I'll be back" are his common phrases. Conan can be sarcastic - all the time, he may argues, even though he's barbarian, and to convince people with talks.
Jason Momoa is a pretty boy, a model - he has the height, the muscles, but he looks gentle and elegant - did I said a model ? Conan should be more rough, uncouth /but not unhandy/
I guess they chose him because of his portfolio and previous success in movies he did before - he is pretty famous and the guys who played Conan before are now old dudes.
On the audition of Conan there were many guys with imposing physique who were showing muscles and even the exit of their rears / LOL/ so they should get that role, but the producer picked Momoa - he's cool dude.

John-ACWM 08-09-2011 10:16 AM

Looks entertaining but indeed the classic is the classic.

pornmasta 08-09-2011 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18341416)
Means women will make their whole family go see it! :1orglaugh


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 08-09-2011 11:20 AM

Looks a bit too scary for me...

Prob wont watch it, as I hate nightmares... :(

brassmonkey 08-09-2011 11:20 AM

will never be as good as the original. the people that made these movies are dead and gone :( beast master was a good one as well

Tom_PM 08-09-2011 11:22 AM

Dear Hollywood,

Please. A new idea. You can do it. Feel your confidence.

Sincerely,
All Humans

SomeCreep 08-09-2011 02:15 PM

Doesn't look that great.

brassmonkey 08-09-2011 02:21 PM

should have used the rock johnson for this

Anthony 08-09-2011 02:35 PM

New Conan is going to kick some ass!


adamz 08-09-2011 02:43 PM

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/3...eneggercon.jpg
Name: Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger
Nicknames: The Oak, The Austrian Oak, The Olympian, Oak, The King, Champ, Arnie,
Schwazzie, Arnold Strong
Location: Los Angeles, California USA
Born: July 30, 1947 in Graz, Austria.
Height: 6'2"
Arms: 22"
Chest: 57"
Waist: 34"
Thighs: 28.5"
Calves: 20"
Off Season Weight: Around 260 lbs.
Competition Weight: Around 235 lbs.
Favorite Exercise: Bent-Over Rows

VS

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/256...rua1qk44vr.jpg
Jason Momoa mini-bio: Jason was raised in Norwalk, Iowa by his mother. He is 6′4″ and of mixed Hawaiian and Caucasian descent. In 1998, he returned to Hawaii where he was discovered by international designer Takeo and launched his modelling career. In 1999 he won Hawaii's Model of the Year and hosted the Miss Teen Hawaii contest. Momoa is best known for his roles as Jason Ioane (1999-2001) in Baywatch and as Ronon Dex (2005-), an elite firearms and mêlée warrior in Stargate Atlantis.

V_RocKs 08-10-2011 01:07 PM

never remake a classic

GTS Mark 08-10-2011 02:36 PM

Fuck that shit!

J. Falcon 08-10-2011 02:45 PM

Thats gonna suck big time.

Elli 08-10-2011 02:48 PM

If they touch Red Sonja, I'm out. Leave the classics alone!

Oh ffs.. from the wiki:

"A new adaptation of Red Sonja not based on the original film is currently in the works. It will be produced by Robert Rodriguez, directed by Douglas Aarniokoski (with considerable participation of Rodriguez). Rose McGowan will be playing Red Sonja despite to rumor that Megan Fox was going to take the role. The rumor was later denied by Fox's publicity firm as false on April 5, 2010 [1]. Kulan Gath will play a major role in the movie. The release date was reported to be late 2009 with a teaser poster being released which shows Red Sonja with her sword atop of a pile of skulls. Shortly after, another teaser poster was released with a 2010 release date.

Due to financial problems, the film has been put on hiatus and it is unknown if the film will go into production. In July 2010, actress Rose McGowan stated "everything's based on maybe how Conan does...I hope to do it". While in October 2010, Robert Rodriguez stated he had left the project altogether."


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