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marketsmart 08-10-2011 01:42 PM

You Think You Know What Pain Is? You Don't Know Shit..
 
unless you've had electrolysis...

so, this past year i notice the hair on my earlobes getting thick, so of course i started trimming it.. Big mistake... the hair started coming back black..

i could not find a laser hair removal place that will do ears, so a girl i know told me i should look into electrolysis because it is permanent.. so i went to get it done and let me tell you that shit hurts like nothing i can describe other than maybe like getting a hot poker shoved up your ass while shocking you with a cattle prod..

and on top of that, it takes several sessions before the hair stops coming in..

i am on my 3rd session and it has definitely made a huge difference, but i do not look forward to going..

the price of being beautiful i guess...





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brassmonkey 08-10-2011 01:46 PM

my lord :Oh crap ive had a compound fracture bone popped out of my skin. worst pain ever :helpme

harvey 08-10-2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18345386)

the price of being beautiful i guess...


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marketsmart 08-10-2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18345405)
my lord :Oh crap ive had a compound fracture bone popped out of my skin. worst pain ever :helpme

well, that probably hurt a bit more and for a longer amount of time... :1orglaugh





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Mutt 08-10-2011 01:56 PM

you shave your face i'm sure a few times a week at least - how much time would it take to just run your razor over ear lobes? 30 seconds? no way would that hair come back that fast and it's not like tough facial beard hair.

marketsmart 08-10-2011 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 18345443)
you shave your face i'm sure a few times a week at least - how much time would it take to just run your razor over ear lobes? 30 seconds? no way would that hair come back that fast and it's not like tough facial beard hair.

it started coming in as fast as i needed to shave.. and the hairs were turning black..

i dont need that...




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kristin 08-10-2011 01:58 PM

Will you please change your avatar ?? I'm serious on it bothering my epilepsy.

marketsmart 08-10-2011 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 18345453)
Will you please change your avatar ?? I'm serious on it bothering my epilepsy.

send me a request from your Dr. and I will gladly have it removed..

seriously do you have epilepsy?


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Kenny B! 08-10-2011 02:04 PM

Um I would venture to say popping out a 9 or 10 pound baby with no epidural would trump electrolysis

kristin 08-10-2011 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18345460)
send me a request from your Dr. and I will gladly have it removed..

seriously do you have epilepsy?


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Yep, dead serious and flashing things like that trigger them. I saw someone else say it in another post but not sure if they were serious about having it.

I'm not trying to be a bitch, I like reading your posts. I just can't if you keep the flashing avatar.

_Richard_ 08-10-2011 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18345386)
that shit hurts like nothing i can describe other than maybe like getting a hot poker shoved up your ass while shocking you with a cattle prod..

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so.. you can describe what it feels like having a hot poker shoved up your ass while being shocked with a cattle prod?

sounds like quite the bender

xNetworx 08-10-2011 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 18345487)
Yep, dead serious and flashing things like that trigger them. I saw someone else say it in another post but not sure if they were serious about having it.

I'm not trying to be a bitch, I like reading your posts. I just can't if you keep the flashing avatar.

Are you able to play video games?

Deej 08-10-2011 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18345460)
send me a request from your Dr. and I will gladly have it removed..

seriously do you have epilepsy?


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Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 18345487)
Yep, dead serious and flashing things like that trigger them. I saw someone else say it in another post but not sure if they were serious about having it.

I'm not trying to be a bitch, I like reading your posts. I just can't if you keep the flashing avatar.

Sequential Flashing lights is like the only thing that can trigger epilepsy when someone is therapeutic. Well maybe some more head trauma, but in every day life, Lights are about it.

My step father is epileptic. He was therapeutic for a good couple years without a seizure. He was driving through town and come across an accident. Nothing major, but an ambulance was there with their flashers going n shit. He stops at the stop lights. Catches eye of the ambulance. Seizures out.. Stomps the peddle from tensing up. Cookies in the middle of the 4 way of lights while his light is red. runs over about 3 cars and comes to rest mounted UP on a large dual cab ford. Tuna canned it. One lady injured. She was getting out of her car. One of the cars he hit was hit so hard it got shoved into her car and she banged her elbow. Nothing serious at all.

Good thing is. ambulance was there on scene to assist ;) His truck... barely scratched. I think he replaced a ubolt on the front end from mounting the other truck.

Anyway... yea flashing shit is bad for the epileptic.



Oh for the video games question. It really depends on the person and the games. Sure all games flash. But it has to be a sustained sequential flash to trigger it. Another time when I was young. Step father and I playing old school mario on the original nintendo. His turn. Hes all going along jumping, im watching him play. All the sudden mario stops so I say go go go. no movement. I look over and the step pops is reaching at me shaking and drooling. pretty freaky for a 5 or 6 year old.

Ive saved his life on numerous occasions when hes conked out. ALls been well for awhile now.


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Rochard 08-10-2011 02:50 PM

Wow. Awesome.

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dyna mo 08-10-2011 02:52 PM

get well soon marketsmart!

kristin 08-10-2011 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StripperCash (Post 18345529)
Are you able to play video games?

While my uncle (dad's side) and mother have them I was probably bound to get them anyways, but it was actually Nintendo that triggered my first grand mal when I was 10. I was playing Super Mario 3 and got double vision, next thing I remember is waking up in the hospital. This was before gaming consoles came with warnings that it can cause seizures.

Flashing lights, sunlight and iridescent lights kill me. My office is always dark with no lights and I wear sunglasses like I'm a vampire.

kristin 08-10-2011 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 18345599)
Sequential Flashing lights is like the only thing that can trigger epilepsy when someone is therapeutic. Well maybe some more head trauma, but in every day life, Lights are about it.

My step father is epileptic. He was therapeutic for a good couple years without a seizure. He was driving through town and come across an accident. Nothing major, but an ambulance was there with their flashers going n shit. He stops at the stop lights. Catches eye of the ambulance. Seizures out.. Stomps the peddle from tensing up. Cookies in the middle of the 4 way of lights while his light is red. runs over about 3 cars and comes to rest mounted UP on a large dual cab ford. Tuna canned it. One lady injured. She was getting out of her car. One of the cars he hit was hit so hard it got shoved into her car and she banged her elbow. Nothing serious at all.

Good thing is. ambulance was there on scene to assist ;) His truck... barely scratched. I think he replaced a ubolt on the front end from mounting the other truck.

Anyway... yea flashing shit is bad for the epileptic.



Oh for the video games question. It really depends on the person and the games. Sure all games flash. But it has to be a sustained sequential flash to trigger it. Another time when I was young. Step father and I playing old school mario on the original nintendo. His turn. Hes all going along jumping, im watching him play. All the sudden mario stops so I say go go go. no movement. I look over and the step pops is reaching at me shaking and drooling. pretty freaky for a 5 or 6 year old.

Ive saved his life on numerous occasions when hes conked out. ALls been well for awhile now.


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That's crazy with your dad, glad no one was seriously injured.

Crazy that the other one was also caused by Super Mario.

ottopottomouse 08-10-2011 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kenny B! (Post 18345477)
Um I would venture to say popping out a 9 or 10 pound baby with no epidural would trump electrolysis

If childbirth was as painful as women make out NOBODY would have more than one baby.

adultforum 08-10-2011 03:27 PM

You are perfectly right.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18345648)
If childbirth was as painful as women make out NOBODY would have more than one baby.


BFT3K 08-10-2011 03:31 PM

Don't be such a cry baby.

Forget ear hair, this guy has to have extra ears removed all the time!...

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VikingMan 08-10-2011 07:31 PM

I shave my ear, nose, and back hair the same time I shave my balls and cock. Then I give my ass, chest, and armpits a buzz cut. It really makes my 2 pack look defined.

Overload 08-10-2011 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18345413)

about as ugly as a guy can be :2 cents: GAY :error:helpme

Spunky 08-10-2011 07:57 PM

Amputation is the only answer

V_RocKs 08-10-2011 08:03 PM

Warblers are looking for a soprano.

GAMEFINEST 08-10-2011 08:29 PM

you are a solja

iwantchixx 08-10-2011 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 18345386)
unless you've had electrolysis...

so, this past year i notice the hair on my earlobes getting thick, so of course i started trimming it.. Big mistake... the hair started coming back black..

i could not find a laser hair removal place that will do ears, so a girl i know told me i should look into electrolysis because it is permanent.. so i went to get it done and let me tell you that shit hurts like nothing i can describe other than maybe like getting a hot poker shoved up your ass while shocking you with a cattle prod..

and on top of that, it takes several sessions before the hair stops coming in..

i am on my 3rd session and it has definitely made a huge difference, but i do not look forward to going..

the price of being beautiful i guess...





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While I can appreciate that it would be painful on such a sensitive area.. it still does not compare to a blocked bowel or broken bone..


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