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CurrentlySober 08-11-2011 01:04 AM

Todays Poem ! 'White Horses' ! Enjoy!
 
"Come ride the white horses" the horse dealer cried.
& "You'll have a great trip" he so casually lied...
"The first rides for free" & those words did the trick
So I rode off on her back... But then later... felt sick

The next time I saw the dealer, I asked after his horse
Coz I fancied a ride & He said "but of course"...

But... He charged me Ten Bucks! & This seemed kind of mean...
But I soon rode to a heaven, whence i'd never before been...

Then the journey, it was over... & the horse, it brought me back
To a new hell on earth... For I now needed smack...
and the dealer... He looked 'Different'...
With Horns, Hoofs and a tail... Yet again, on my return,
He'd made another sale...

& The horse, it ran to heaven ! But then, too hell with my soul...
I no longer the master, cause the horse it had control...
I'd enjoyed chasing dragons, but that just cost me my gold...

You see, White horses cost'a plenty...& my money... it had gone
So... I stole to feed my habit, Though I knew that it was wrong

You see, In prison, the white horses... Well... They are not allowed in... :(
So I shivered, & grew sick... & my body, it turned thin

& that my friends, is the story, of my horse riding days
Cause now I'm now left with nothing.. Yet the memories... They wont fade...

So DONT ride white horses!
No one does it well.. & certain 'White Horses'...

Will take you to hell... :helpme

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-11-2011 01:10 AM



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CurrentlySober 08-11-2011 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18346567)


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calvinawe 08-11-2011 01:26 AM

nice poem. here, you earned it.

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...orse-24923.jpg

CurrentlySober 08-11-2011 01:28 AM

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Originally Posted by calvinawe (Post 18346579)

Could I be rather rude, and ask for one with a bigger dick please? :helpme :thumbsup

calvinawe 08-11-2011 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18346583)
Could I be rather rude, and ask for one with a bigger dick please? :helpme :thumbsup

I lost photoshop on my way home. use your fantasy at once to achieve the biggest penile manifestation ever imagined by anyone!

V_RocKs 08-11-2011 03:00 AM

I must be really tired.


Had this been a business thread I would have asked for cliff notes.

CurrentlySober 08-11-2011 03:02 AM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18346731)
I must be really tired.


Had this been a business thread I would have asked for cliff notes.

Cliff notes?

Dont jump off a cliff..?

HTH x

Paul Markham 08-11-2011 03:06 AM

Nice poem, did you write it?

CurrentlySober 08-11-2011 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18346735)
Nice poem, did you write it?

Nope - But kind of...

I'll explain - Its like an 'open source' poem... It is what it is - Anti Smack - and people are encouraged to rewrite it...

The odd line here and there is different... The odd phrasing here and there is different... The 'tense' here and there is different...

It is what it is. Search title online to find 100s of subtly different versions - But the point is that they all contain the same message - and the point is to PERSONALIZE it, FOR you... :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-11-2011 03:16 AM

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Originally Posted by calvinawe (Post 18346594)
I lost photoshop on my way home. use your fantasy at once to achieve the biggest penile manifestation ever imagined by anyone!

http://datnog.com/juicycorn.jpg

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CurrentlySober 08-11-2011 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18346751)

:helpme:helpme:helpme


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