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Eric 08-19-2011 12:42 PM

Best Sex Toy Affiliate Program
 
And the nominee's are...

Jack Sparrow 08-19-2011 01:05 PM

FN cash right? Right?

Klen 08-19-2011 07:29 PM

Voted for FN cash since they are only company where you can actually stick it.

dillonaire 08-20-2011 07:13 AM

with FN Cash you limit your traffic to only men or one product (very good product!!!). GameLink we offer a full product suit of sex toys and we sell the fleshlight in addition to selling dildos, vibs, penis pumps, male enhancement, etc. Plus, once the customer gets the toy we provide movies for stimulation so affiliates can keep monetizing their customer. See JayDeeZee for more info ICQ - 332 476 407

Chosen 08-20-2011 09:25 AM

Voted NOT for FN Cash :pimp

VenzuelanChick 08-22-2011 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 18367478)
Voted for FN cash since they are only company where you can actually stick it.

And we actually make what we sell :)

Thanks for the vote!

TorchWood 08-22-2011 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 18368128)
with FN Cash you limit your traffic to only men or one product (very good product!!!). GameLink we offer a full product suit of sex toys and we sell the fleshlight in addition to selling dildos, vibs, penis pumps, male enhancement, etc. Plus, once the customer gets the toy we provide movies for stimulation so affiliates can keep monetizing their customer. See JayDeeZee for more info ICQ - 332 476 407

Over four million men disagree and get their "stimulation" from tube sites and other sources. Any stats on tied content and toy buying? and also on female purchases that make your traffic a non-"limited" one?

dillonaire 08-22-2011 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by TorchWood (Post 18371209)
Over four million men disagree and get their "stimulation" from tube sites and other sources. Any stats on tied content and toy buying? and also on female purchases that make your traffic a non-"limited" one?

4 million people get their stimulation from tube sites!?! Are you insane? Traffic junky alone does 20 million unique visitors a day. LOL

As far as stats goes it is just common sense if someone buys a sex toy chances are they watch porn. Yes, some of those consumers will watch tube sites for their stimulation, but the true porn connoisseur who wants decent content will pay for porn from sites like gamelink or hotmovies. These are paying customers that just bought a fleshlight. And for webmasters to ignore the female market is crazy and they are leaving a lot of money on the table. The female market is where the greatest % of our toy business comes from with with huge average order sizes from lines line like Lelo (high end vibrators) that retail for $150 per item.

slavdogg 08-22-2011 12:31 PM

VenzuelanChick, is there a good reason why my ass hurts after using one of your products ??

Relentless 08-22-2011 12:31 PM

Stockroom.

HotMonica 08-22-2011 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 18372395)
Stockroom.

Thanks :) And thanks to everyone else too!

dillonaire 08-22-2011 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotMonica (Post 18372651)
Thanks :) And thanks to everyone else too!

I would like to personally thank you for being AWESOME MONICA. And thanx for your vote even though you work for stockroom! I wont tell.

HotMonica 08-22-2011 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 18372676)
I would like to personally thank you for being AWESOME MONICA. And thanx for your vote even though you work for stockroom! I wont tell.

It was the least I could do after you personally tested this for us http://www.stockroom.com/The-Nut-Crusher--P4649.aspx :thumbsup

BubeeMike 08-22-2011 02:19 PM

Jeff, I voted for you as well for helping us develop docking stations. It is so hard to find an uncircumcised man these days.

dillonaire 08-22-2011 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BubeeMike (Post 18372735)
Jeff, I voted for you as well for helping us develop docking stations. It is so hard to find an uncircumcised man these days.

I try to help out where i can. I still think we should develop out JT Dockroom.com together.

slavdogg 08-22-2011 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotMonica (Post 18372714)
It was the least I could do after you personally tested this for us http://www.stockroom.com/The-Nut-Crusher--P4649.aspx :thumbsup

i tested it on jeff last night, it was a very docktastic experience.

BubeeMike 08-22-2011 03:08 PM

He prefers this as the docking coupler: http://stockroom.com/Kalis-Teeth-Cha...ced-P3260.aspx

dillonaire 08-22-2011 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubeeMike (Post 18372834)
He prefers this as the docking coupler: http://stockroom.com/Kalis-Teeth-Cha...ced-P3260.aspx

Cant go wrong with that badboy. Just thinking of the last time Mike and I docked with this device still brings a smile to my face. :thumbsup

BubeeMike 08-22-2011 03:38 PM

I know, I giggle like a Catholic school girl every time I think back to you falling out of it. We make them tighter now. ;)

HotMonica 08-22-2011 03:39 PM

this thread needs pics.

dillonaire 08-22-2011 03:40 PM

George W. Bush during the national docking conference giving a docking demo.

http://media.tumblr.com/v39buSNiGc80...QRGYdp_500.jpg

dillonaire 08-22-2011 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotMonica (Post 18372890)
this thread needs pics.

Those photos are safely locked away and only to be shared with Mike.

BubeeMike 08-22-2011 03:46 PM

http://www.malechastitydevices.net/I...ty-harness.jpg

First we had to hold him still. You know Jeff, all squirmy and shit.

Opps, I violated your trust. I am sorry, Just this once. We got a good angle at least.

M

dillonaire 08-22-2011 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BubeeMike (Post 18372904)
http://www.malechastitydevices.net/I...ty-harness.jpg

First we had to hold him still. You know Jeff, all squirmy and shit.

Opps, I violated your trust. I am sorry, Just this once. We got a good angle at least.

M


Since you said "sorry" im forgive you this once.

BrandonGold 08-22-2011 06:04 PM

hahahah
 
jeff, mike showed me the really really insane pics.... didnt know you had it in you....:thumbsup

dillonaire 08-22-2011 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrandonGold (Post 18373149)
jeff, mike showed me the really really insane pics.... didnt know you had it in you....:thumbsup

im full of surprises! and welcome to gfy!

dillonaire 08-23-2011 12:48 PM

Tight race between stockroom and gamelink. Tight like Mike's man buns.

BAKO 08-24-2011 02:12 AM

Gamelink gets my vote

dillonaire 08-24-2011 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BAKO (Post 18376442)
Gamelink gets my vote

Thanx Bako!!! Means a lot coming from one of the top webmaster out there and one cool ass mofo. BAKO let do a little Dock-O :pimp

VenzuelanChick 08-24-2011 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slavdogg (Post 18372394)
VenzuelanChick, is there a good reason why my ass hurts after using one of your products ??

How are you using the product!!!!????

TorchWood 08-24-2011 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 18371790)
4 million people get their stimulation from tube sites!?! Are you insane? Traffic junky alone does 20 million unique visitors a day. LOL

The 4 million was sales, not visitors so your point is irrelevant. Nice try but no cigar.

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As far as stats goes it is just common sense if someone buys a sex toy chances are they watch porn. Yes, some of those consumers will watch tube sites for their stimulation, but the true porn connoisseur who wants decent content will pay for porn from sites like gamelink or hotmovies. These are paying customers that just bought a fleshlight. And for webmasters to ignore the female market is crazy and they are leaving a lot of money on the table. The female market is where the greatest % of our toy business comes from with with huge average order sizes from lines line like Lelo (high end vibrators) that retail for $150 per item.
As for this, nice speech for a role in government but still no stats, a bunch of obvious points and nothing said by me to negate the fact that women are big in the toy market which has been known for MANY years. As I mentioned, nice attempt but no cubano. Still, you felt the need to single out and demean the competition, hence the rebuttal.

barcodes 08-24-2011 01:01 PM


matuloo 08-24-2011 02:44 PM

I have my complaints as far as FNcash goes but during my looong years in internet adult biz, the fleshlight is the only product that actually generated nice sales for me. I sold hundreds and hundreds of fleshlights so far and continue to sell them till the date :) So in my case its easy, FNcash gets the vote because of the best selling product :)

VenzuelanChick 08-24-2011 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matuloo (Post 18377959)
I have my complaints as far as FNcash goes but during my looong years in internet adult biz, the fleshlight is the only product that actually generated nice sales for me. I sold hundreds and hundreds of fleshlights so far and continue to sell them till the date :) So in my case its easy, FNcash gets the vote because of the best selling product :)

Please hit me up with any complains, I'm here to solve any problem you might have with the program.

And thank you very much for the support!

dillonaire 08-24-2011 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TorchWood (Post 18377215)
The 4 million was sales, not visitors so your point is irrelevant. Nice try but no cigar.

As for this, nice speech for a role in government but still no stats, a bunch of obvious points and nothing said by me to negate the fact that women are big in the toy market which has been known for MANY years. As I mentioned, nice attempt but no cubano. Still, you felt the need to single out and demean the competition, hence the rebuttal.


I understand you are new to the biz and if you hang around long enough you will figure it out that women and women?s novelty items are HUGE revenue drivers. Don?t forget we run goodvibes.com for Good Vibrations. I wont even go into the penis pill market. Let me give you an analogy to help you understand. Lets say there are two kids toys stores next to each other. One toy store is Bob?s Wagons that sells only wagons, but very good wagons and made in house..maybe the best wagons in the world. The other store is Toys-R-Us a huge warehouse store of every toy you can think of and they also sell Bob?s Wagons. Now which store do you think will do more sales and converts more customers? :winkwink:

Now I am not sure why you think I am ?single out and demean the competition?!?! First off this statement assumes I consider you competition, which I don?t. To me you are a Toy manufacture that makes one type of toy and you are trying to build an affiliate program (nothing wrong with that). Now I am not trying to take away anything from the FleshLight and I already stated it was a GREAT product that sells well. If this was best Toy Category i think Fleshlight would probably win hands down! I would even vote for ya, but its not and looks like the votes speak for themselves.

PS ? stop trying to make me win cigars. I don?t smoke tobacco...just my medical marijuana for my poor back. :pimp

"Dont talk the talk...if you cant dock the dock." --- Dillonaire

matuloo 08-26-2011 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VenzuelanChick (Post 18378716)
Please hit me up with any complains, I'm here to solve any problem you might have with the program.

And thank you very much for the support!

How about getting rid of the nucaptcha nonsense in the first place and letting statsremote fetch the stats again? :)

matuloo 08-26-2011 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 18378729)
Now I am not sure why you think I am ?single out and demean the competition?!?! First off this statement assumes I consider you competition, which I don?t. To me you are a Toy manufacture that makes one type of toy and you are trying to build an affiliate program (nothing wrong with that).

Maybe cause he didnt say a word and you came in here with the BS like : yeah the fleshlight is good but we offer this and this and contact our reps if you want to know more. You wanted to use this opportunity to get some attention to your program so dont act like a kid caught with a candy in hand :)

And the rest of the quoted msg is just plain funny :) I dont consider you competition... LOL

dillonaire 08-26-2011 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by matuloo (Post 18382465)
dont act like a kid caught with a candy in hand :)

And the rest of the quoted msg is just plain funny :) I dont consider you competition... LOL

What can I say I like candy. And im not the most PC person in the world, but I get the job done. Hey if someone doesnt like me because of it so be it...I have enough friends.

Glad you liked the last part. I try to add a lil humor to peoples lives. :thumbsup

dillonaire 08-26-2011 04:31 PM

MILLION DOLLAR IDEA:

DockLight - make a fleshlight that lets guys dock together. This would be huge because a lot of men lack the foreskin for proper docking. This also lets you use your fleshlight with friends instead of home alone. Great group activity. The docklight would just be a double ended fleshlight.

JTDockRoom.com im sure would be interested in selling the DockLight.

TorchWood 08-27-2011 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 18378729)
I understand you are new to the biz and if you hang around long enough you will figure it out that women and women?s novelty items are HUGE revenue drivers.

Again, as I said previously I dont negate this fact. Thanks for assuming though that post count equals a certain amount of time in the industry ;).

Quote:

Don?t forget we run goodvibes.com for Good Vibrations. I wont even go into the penis pill market. Let me give you an analogy to help you understand. Lets say there are two kids toys stores next to each other. One toy store is Bob?s Wagons that sells only wagons, but very good wagons and made in house..maybe the best wagons in the world. The other store is Toys-R-Us a huge warehouse store of every toy you can think of and they also sell Bob?s Wagons. Now which store do you think will do more sales and converts more customers? :winkwink:
As you dont pay attention and all your points are obvious ones, AGAIN, mentioned in all my previous posts, your analogies are like putting a blind man in a cement mixer, pulling him out and asking him to point the way home.

Quote:

Now I am not sure why you think I am ?single out and demean the competition?!?! First off this statement assumes I consider you competition, which I don?t. To me you are a Toy manufacture that makes one type of toy and you are trying to build an affiliate program (nothing wrong with that). Now I am not trying to take away anything from the FleshLight and I already stated it was a GREAT product that sells well. If this was best Toy Category i think Fleshlight would probably win hands down! I would even vote for ya, but its not and looks like the votes speak for themselves.
I do wonder, but I wont bother, if you know nothing of sense, explaining politics would literally be a waste.

Quote:

PS ? stop trying to make me win cigars. I don?t smoke tobacco...just my medical marijuana for my poor back. :pimp
Nice retort but no blunt.

Quote:

"Dont talk the talk...if you cant dock the dock." --- Dillonaire
Did you actually really just quote yourself??

Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity. --- Martin Luther King Jr. (<<That's a quote)

Needless to say, and knowing what I do, I thought Ilan would have chosen a "supposed" protege with a lot more intelligence and wisdom. Last post on this thread.

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain. --- Friedrich von Schiller

dillonaire 08-27-2011 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TorchWood (Post 18383430)
Again, as I said previously I dont negate this fact. Thanks for assuming though that post count equals a certain amount of time in the industry ;).


Who said i was using your post count to determine your rookie status? You assume a lot which shows how green you are. If i hurt your feelings I am truly sorry. I was just trying to get a lil competition going and keep it funny. You get all butt hurt. Lesson of the day "gfy might not be the place for you if you get your feelings hurt easy." :pimp

TorchWood 08-28-2011 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 18384539)
Who said i was using your post count to determine your rookie status? You assume a lot which shows how green you are. If i hurt your feelings I am truly sorry. I was just trying to get a lil competition going and keep it funny. You get all butt hurt. Lesson of the day "gfy might not be the place for you if you get your feelings hurt easy." :pimp

Back at ya! ;)

dillonaire 08-28-2011 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamelinkjeff (Post 18384539)
Who said i was using your post count to determine your rookie status? You assume a lot which shows how green you are. If i hurt your feelings I am truly sorry. I was just trying to get a lil competition going and keep it funny. You get all butt hurt. Lesson of the day "gfy might not be the place for you if you get your feelings hurt easy." :pimp

Quote:

Originally Posted by TorchWood (Post 18386113)
Back at ya! ;)

Newbie, I thought you were done posting on this thread;-) Yer easier to play with than a cat playing with a mouse. FYI - Im not the one that got all butt hurt and starting attacking you personally other than stating the obvious that you are a rookie, but you are scorned like a lil school girl and dare question my "intelligence and wisdom" haha. If it wasnt for me you might not even have a job. However, you are too new to understand this or have a clue. Now if you would like to continue being a moron Ill take my gloves off and stop being nice (yes, this is me being nice). As I said earlier I am just trying to get a lil competition going and keep it funny and Im sorry that I hurt your feeling and caused you to lash out like that. Ill buy you a drink at the next show if I see you to make up for it. Deal?

:pimp

dillonaire 08-28-2011 07:22 PM

Thanx for everyone who voted!!! We finally made 40 votes and we couldnt of done it without you.

BubeeMike 08-30-2011 02:37 PM

LOL, I don't come round here that much anymore as I just don't have the time. But I forgot just how much a zoo this place can be with banter. This did make me look at "join Dates", Not assuming that is when anyone started in the Biz. Was just funny. I remember when I joined GFY, Place scared the shit out of me. I think it was even tougher back then. You'll notice how few post I have because of that. lol

Violetta 08-31-2011 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HotMonica (Post 18372890)
this thread needs pics.

more pics please :)

Theo 09-02-2011 05:26 AM

Congrats to those for making it to the final round of the Hall of Fame Award!


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