For the next 8 hours ask me anything..
 

Really anything goes.

Should we buy the black one or the blue one or the white one?

If you have the money laying around: buy them all.

Could do. But purchase price isn't going to be anything like running costs.

What do you like for breakfast?

I dont eat breakfast.

Unless im roadtripping through the usa with my gf.
She wants mr to do breakfast and i will eat some cereals with milk, 2 sausages with ketchup, a little bit of scrambled eggs.

Own any blogs? If you do, show us one :D

Ok, one more if you had to leave your house because it was on fire and you only had time to grab three things what would they be?

My hd with pictures and videos (personal ones like holidays, vacation, family, friends, girlfriends).

3 rabbits and a guinny pig (although they are in the garden)

My girlfriend.

Dang I was hoping you would forget about her so I could say "wtf you would leave ya gf behind lol"

what's blue and white and flies through the air?

Who are you?

What are you?

If this is the answer, what is the question?

Id rather die then leave her. Without her my life is nothing.

why are you?

Clouds...

Im just another guy making his living in the internet.

A male human.

Is Reality Kings and Brazzers at war?

No. Nobody will die and in the end everybody shakes hands and continues like nothing ever happend.

how come your gf dumped you? ..is your life nothing now?








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Well i'd have to say it sucked major ass the first weeks.
Trying to get over her and move on in life right now.

Finding a new sweetheart. I sold my company (ltd) for a few dollars including the name for a couple thousand. Selling really all of my online assets, domains, sites, couple scripts, some seo software etc now.

Some already have a brand new owner.

Tommorow im having my first job interview in 9 years and im scared as hell. Its for a magazine publisher. Going back to crunching numbers i guess.

Wont really miss the online biz. Been a nice long run and ive gained a lot from it. Its just not my cupatea anymore.

What is your penis girth in inches?

Regarding: Ok, one more if you had to leave your house because it was on fire and you only had time to grab three things what would they be?

Answer: My hd with pictures and videos (personal ones like holidays, vacation, family, friends, girlfriends).

3 rabbits and a guinny pig (although they are in the garden)

My girlfriend.

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Don't let your girlfriend see that - to be mentioned last just after the guinny pig, lol

Where do you see yourself in 5 years ?
Are you personable ?
Have you ever worked with / or around farm animals ?

good luck with the new job.

Interview first. Then i will have to wait and see if they hire me. Hope so.

can i have some traffic?

you clearly have some sort of disorder whereby you must have attention

you desrve everything you get man

For you my friend.

Yes, i want some too or explain a little on how you get it.

What is the deal with you and Dirty Franck? I only cruised the threads, but it seems pretty serious stuff. :1orglaugh

there's a question for ya

Will you fuck off already, clown?

You didn't sell your "company". Domain expired and that was it. It wasn't worth $9 to renew it.

Thread is from last year.
Next time read, think, then post before you judge someone. :2 cents:

If you had only 500 dollars to invest in adult what would invest in and how?

Q: Are those eight hours finally over?

where do babies come from? - I know - I'm just curious on your take on the topic

Pipo has 18 imaginary kids. All attend elite prep school and have straight A grades. 9 of them are future presidents of European countries and other 9 split between famous mathematicians, musicians, painters and speed skating champions.
Oh, and one illegitimate son conceived out of wedlock. He is going to follow his fathers footsteps and become billionaire entrepreneur with multinational corporation based in LaLa land.

are you still going to leave gfy for good?

good luck on the job interview, just don't exaggerate with success stories :)

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

He has too. He's probably going for CFO or president of the company spot.
I would love to see Pipo's resume with his employment pullet points. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


*President of Pipo's Pixeldust Corporation overseeing 120 employees.

Sorry jack sparrow, have to thread jack this one. I went through this a couple of years ago. I grabbed my dog, car keys and wallet. All were right near the exit. Trust me, you'd be surprised how quickly a place gets filled with smoke and flames. I don't wish that experience on anyone.

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"do you have any references we can call ?"

JS "indianfella, marco, eastwood and my other employees"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
Right.

"But Jurg, isn't it same phone number for all of them as well as your moms home number?"

"Well yes and no sir. This is my corporate apartment building that I own, and it has receptionist up front. This is really her number"

"But Jurg, your receptionist has same name as your mother too?"

"I can explain Mr. Van Dick.."

"Get the fuck out weirdo"

"Hit me up later Mr. Van Dick"
"I'm out for dinner now, i'll respond when i'm back"
"Back in 2 hours Mr. Van Dick"
"I did not got any question from you!?"
"Are you around later today?"
"Are you butthurt Mr. Van Dick?"
"My lawyers will hunt you Mr. Van Dick"

How do you hide your sig in the first post?