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Sid70 08-26-2011 06:42 AM

Asking your wife to grow a pair of boobs...
 
Well, after all these years in porn i have become kinda spoiled and twisted, makes me think of asking my wifey to go and make it to the size that I just posted in MaDaltons happy birthday thread.

How would you do that with your wife/gf?
Will you be just straightforward or be trying to do a failure titfuck her for several times?

How would you make her want it?

candyflip 08-26-2011 06:43 AM

Post the pic here too.

Sid70 08-26-2011 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18381571)
Post the pic here too.

Well, I would like it to be like this:


http://brokenpiggybank.files.wordpre...y-maria-22.jpg

slapass 08-26-2011 06:44 AM

I only marry Brazilians, and they ask me. But if she is American, tell her how she doesn't need them, and how you don't like them. She will have them by the end of the year.

:thumbsup

candyflip 08-26-2011 06:44 AM

Those are small.

candyflip 08-26-2011 06:46 AM

I think more along the line of these:

http://p2-1.xhamster.com/000/009/251/267_1000.jpg

http://www.tanya-song.com/public/pics/career3.jpg

Sid70 08-26-2011 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18381575)
Those are small.

Nah, see she leaned up forward shoulders wide open, imagine her taking them together...

Sid70 08-26-2011 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18381580)
I think more along the line of these:

http://p2-1.xhamster.com/000/009/251/267_1000.jpg

Great jars, but i prefer petite chicks / spinners, so that would be gross on her :)

pornguy 08-26-2011 06:52 AM

My wife came with a pair of 36DD so Im set.

spazlabz 08-26-2011 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18381580)
I think more along the line of these:

what makes those so mind boggling spectacular is the fact that they are natural :2 cents::thumbsup

Chosen 08-26-2011 09:41 AM

I would not :pimp

important msg 08-26-2011 09:49 AM

i'm sure your wife wishes you had a bigger dick too

Itchy 08-26-2011 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 18381590)
My wife came with a pair of 36DD so Im set.

:thumbsup:thumbsup

cooldude7 08-26-2011 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by important msg (Post 18381931)
i'm sure your wife wishes you had a bigger dick too

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

but i guess its OK to ask her or maybe u could set up something like birthday gift for her,

ref: http://www.parentdish.com/2011/06/09...b-job-voucher/

Sid70 08-26-2011 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by important msg (Post 18381931)
i'm sure your wife wishes you had a bigger dick too

You just posted 2nd time and you made the best out of it, smart ass, now go fuck yourself! :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY

JamesGw 08-26-2011 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18381573)
Well, I would like it to be like this:


http://brokenpiggybank.files.wordpre...y-maria-22.jpg

I'd take her over any of the other girls posted in this thread easy. Chubby girls with big tits are not hot to me. I like my women thin.

punker barbie 08-26-2011 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18381569)
Well, after all these years in porn i have become kinda spoiled and twisted, makes me think of asking my wifey to go and make it to the size that I just posted in MaDaltons happy birthday thread.

How would you do that with your wife/gf?
Will you be just straightforward or be trying to do a failure titfuck her for several times?

How would you make her want it?

Every girl secretly wants boobs. Presented correctly i bet she would got for it. :thumbsup

AJHall 08-26-2011 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 18382144)
Every girl secretly wants boobs. Presented correctly i bet she would got for it. :thumbsup

Bingo! I say take her on vacation. Go to a tropical beach or a high end resort with a good pool scene. She's likely to see a busty woman and make a comment like "I wish I had boobs like that."

That's when you seal the deal. :thumbsup

Horny Joe 08-26-2011 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesGw (Post 18382058)
I'd take her over any of the other girls posted in this thread easy. Chubby girls with big tits are not hot to me. I like my women thin.

:thumbsup Thin with big boobs! The girl in the photo looks pretty close to perfect! Pretty as well!

CYF 08-26-2011 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 18381580)
I think more along the line of these:

http://p2-1.xhamster.com/000/009/251/267_1000.jpg

my girl has tits like that, and they're fantastic :thumbsup

RyuLion 08-26-2011 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18381573)
Well, I would like it to be like this:


http://brokenpiggybank.files.wordpre...y-maria-22.jpg

those are ok. :2 cents:

Imortyl Pussycat 08-26-2011 02:35 PM

this is so easy......if you don't already, start staring at every rack that bounces by when she is with you. make sure it's obvious. even point it out "whoa, hard to ignore that hahaha". she is going to ask you the inevitable "do you like that?"....the answer "what man doesn't?" she will ask if you want her to get them and you will say "i'll call and make you the appointment right now" you're welcome

Sid70 08-26-2011 02:54 PM

Thank you girls for your opinion :)

Imortyl Pussycat 08-26-2011 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18382490)
Thank you girls for your opinion :)

all us girls operate on some level of insecurity with ourselves so this one is a no brainer. any woman that says otherwise is a liar. you will have those boobs inside of 2 months

matuloo 08-26-2011 03:02 PM

I am in the same boat as you right now :) It seems to be a long lasting project so to speak as I guess the important part is to make her feel she wants it on her own and not that shes filling your wish.

So far Im in the phase that I sometimes mention big boobs but I still assure her I dont want to force her into a surgery, Id say its brining some results slowly :)

My Pimp 08-26-2011 03:04 PM

Good luck. I hope all works well.

nikki99 08-26-2011 03:05 PM

like these

http://fuckingnikki.com/gfy/kayla2.jpg

kristin 08-26-2011 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punker barbie (Post 18382144)
Every girl secretly wants boobs. Presented correctly i bet she would got for it. :thumbsup

I think every girl might want boobs, but not necessarily fake ones.

I like my boobs, they are small, fun to play with, like pillows, great nipples ... but again they are small. It's more difficult to find clothes that fit right since I have a medium frame but a small bust.

So I get a nicely padded bra from VS for $50 ... looks good in clothes, still the same fun boobs underneath.

Guys will say they like fake boobs in clothes, not so much naked.

Allison 08-26-2011 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18381569)
Well, after all these years in porn i have become kinda spoiled and twisted, makes me think of asking my wifey to go and make it to the size that I just posted in MaDaltons happy birthday thread.

How would you do that with your wife/gf?
Will you be just straightforward or be trying to do a failure titfuck her for several times?

How would you make her want it?


Ummm, post pics of what you look like and I can tell you how to answer that.

The fit husband asking his out of shape wife to get in shape is a lot different than the opposite situation. I think this applies to any major physical request like boobs.

Sid70 08-26-2011 03:22 PM

Nikki, wtf?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-26-2011 03:29 PM

http://www.itsnotbadatall.com/i/funpic/Dirty_Minds.jpg

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 18382537)

I like my boobs, they are small, fun to play with, like pillows, great nipples ...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Allison (Post 18382560)

Ummm, post pics of what you look like

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The Heron 08-26-2011 04:29 PM

I hate fake tits

BluebirdFilms 08-26-2011 04:31 PM

I think the best way to approach it would be the friends method. For example, you can say that a friend of yours from work or whatever wanted a boob job but didn't know how to suggest it to her husband, what does your wife think of it and does she have any advice for this fake friend of yours? It will basically open the dialog about fake boobs and I think you might be surprised at her response. Maybe she already secretly desires perfectly crafted boobs and you just didn't know it so this method will help you get her talking about it.

raymor 08-26-2011 04:39 PM

I guess I don't get it. I love and appreciate my wife for who she is.

Elli 08-26-2011 04:48 PM

Asking a spouse to change their hair colour or to get a tattoo is one thing. Asking them to undergo surgery to permanently alter their body? What if in retaliation she finds something she wants YOU to change?

Zorgman 08-26-2011 07:20 PM

Get another wife with bigger boobs. Lots of fish in the sea.

important msg 08-26-2011 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18381969)
You just posted 2nd time and you made the best out of it, smart ass, now go fuck yourself! :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY

did i strike a nerve, pencil dick?

Sid70 08-26-2011 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by important msg (Post 18382948)
did i strike a nerve, pencil dick?

U are predictable fuck, 5 posts and you already have more then 5 gfy signs quoting me.

Sid70 08-26-2011 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli (Post 18382761)
Asking a spouse to change their hair colour or to get a tattoo is one thing. Asking them to undergo surgery to permanently alter their body? What if in retaliation she finds something she wants YOU to change?

You mad?

Frosty 08-27-2011 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18382524)

Damn nikki.. That "tranny" actually looked great (hair, face and tattoos wise) til I scrolled down...

CurrentlySober 08-27-2011 01:55 AM

Easy. Just get her to wipe some toilet paper up and down her cleavage each morning...

Her boobs will be huge in no time, at no charge to you :)

























Don't believe me? Just take a look at her ass !

marlboroack 08-27-2011 02:29 AM

Hold on, let me go ask.

She said pay for them and promise me they will be better and not worse and she will get it done.

I said fuck that cause then she would go show them to other dudes.

O MARINA 08-27-2011 03:03 AM

I think elective surgery about HER body should be decided by her and not you.


Some of the replies here are disturbing.

O MARINA 08-27-2011 03:08 AM

You're getting replies and perspectives from people who live a very different lifestyle in a different country.

O MARINA 08-27-2011 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by important msg (Post 18381931)
i'm sure your wife wishes you had a bigger dick too



Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18381969)
smart ass, now go fuck yourself! :321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY:321GFY



Why are you getting mad at this posters opinion? It is giving you the exact same thing in reverse. The best reply here.

GGurls 08-27-2011 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid70 (Post 18381569)
Well, after all these years in porn i have become kinda spoiled and twisted, makes me think of asking my wifey to go and make it to the size that I just posted in MaDaltons happy birthday thread.

How would you do that with your wife/gf?
Will you be just straightforward or be trying to do a failure titfuck her for several times?

How would you make her want it?

I would hint towards it by constantly showing her pictures of titties lol
OR whenever you see a girl with a boob job say "those are nice" then again maybe that's not a good idea..


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