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papill0n

08-28-2011 12:55 PM

paul markham

It really is incredible that you think anyone would listen to you regarding anything to do with webmastering.

You have no traffic and your sites are fucking shit mate yet you ramble on like you think you actually know something.

Try to remember that you cant code a site, you cant generate traffic and your webmaster skill set consists of logging into to gfy.

Have a shit day you know it all stupid pommy fuck.

19teenporn

08-28-2011 12:58 PM

Agreed.
Hopefully soon he'll...........

Double trouble

08-28-2011 01:36 PM

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nikki99

08-28-2011 02:01 PM

noooooooooooooooooooo, whyy??

don´t feed the troll :(

harvey

08-28-2011 02:08 PM

TeenCat

08-28-2011 02:10 PM

http://offliberty.com/wait.gif

nikki99

08-28-2011 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey (Post 18385713)

:thumbsup

Rochard

08-28-2011 03:42 PM

Magic join pages.

http://www.fierydarts.com/images2/magician_06.jpg

epitome

08-28-2011 04:08 PM

This is the same guy who thinks Twistys content isn't all that good despite the fact that it made the owner a ton of money and will make the new owner a ton of money.

That and it's Alexa rank is 3,046 ... not the best measure but anything under 10k is pretty accurate.

ruff	08-28-2011 04:11 PM

Wow, a thread about Paul Markham. Let's hear some more of the same old, same old.

harvey

08-28-2011 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 18385943)

Wow, a thread about Paul Markham. Let's hear some more of the same old, same old.

V_RocKs

08-28-2011 04:45 PM

And yet he has seen more of the world than you...

epitome

08-28-2011 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs (Post 18385984)

And yet he has seen more of the world than you...

I'd hope so. He's like 7x older than me.

JFK	08-28-2011 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 18385943)

Wow, a thread about Paul Markham. Let's hear some more of the same old, same old.

He's on holidays and people just cant forget about him:1orglaugh:thumbsup

lagcam

08-28-2011 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18385985)

I'd hope so. He's like 7x older than me.

Paul Markham is 60 which makes you long overdue for bed young man.

Jakez

08-29-2011 12:36 AM

Word.

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babymaker

08-29-2011 12:42 AM

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Ham is delicious! :)

Paul Markham

08-29-2011 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18385564)

Quote:

This is the same guy who thinks Twistys content isn't all that good despite the fact that it made the owner a ton of money and will make the new owner a ton of money.

I never said Shap didn't make a ton of money. I said the content wasn't good, which is true. Could he of made more money by having better content?

Yes, if you need it explained to you. I can't because butterfly will think I'm a know it all. But it's very very simple if you think about it. :1orglaugh

Thanks for the thread pappy.

V_RocKs all these clowns can point out is the least important part of our business wasn't the best part. :upsidedow

That's the kind of a narrow view they have. :thumbsup

I suppose when all you can do is program and give away content in the hope of selling something, you are left with even less than me.

Eyeball

08-29-2011 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18385564)

Post your achievments in adult and we will compare it to Paul Markhams.

Jel	08-29-2011 06:15 AM

1 click ever, from anywhere > paul markham online

WarChild

08-29-2011 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18386708)

Generate traffic is such a highly refined skill morons can do it. :Oh crap

And yet it's something you've never been able to do. What does that say?

nikki99

08-29-2011 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18386892)

1 click ever, from anywhere > paul markham online

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Jel	08-29-2011 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18386708)

WOW!!!

Programmers are cheap and once a site is build not required very much. :Oh crap

Generate traffic is such a highly refined skill morons can do it. :Oh crap

As for being a webmaster, what the fuck is that about. giving away the product you sell for free isn't exactly a great skill. If it was how come so many can do it?

I do not know it all. For instance I'm clueless about what you do. I don't have a clue why people think giving away the product they sell is called marketing.

I never said Shap didn't make a ton of money. I said the content wasn't good, which is true. Could he of made more money by having better content?

Yes, if you need it explained to you. I can't because butterfly will think I'm a know it all. But it's very very simple if you think about it. :1orglaugh

Thanks for the thread pappy.

V_RocKs all these clowns can point out is the least important part of our business wasn't the best part. :upsidedow

That's the kind of a narrow view they have. :thumbsup

I suppose when all you can do is program and give away content in the hope of selling something, you are left with even less than me.

Change all of the above for 'shoot porn', and you'll see just how much of a cunt you look every single day.

Shooting porn is so easy anyone can do it.
Shooting porn is so easy it takes zero skills.
Anyone can shoot porn - shooting porn is the easiest thing in the world.

Etc.

See how fucking retarded that is, about something you actually understand? Good - because that's your 'argument' with traffic - something about which you have fuck all idea about.

WebCashMaker

08-29-2011 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18385909)

Magic join pages.

What is the on going joke when it comes to Paul Markham and Magic Join Pages ?

I always see Magic Join Pages associated with Paul Markham but I missed that thread.

Can someone please refresh that story ?

WarChild

08-29-2011 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WebCashMaker (Post 18387016)

Oh it's a fantastic story.

Paul launched a really shitty paysite with his super old content and everyone told him it would fail, which of course it did. Anyways, he came and made a post here after launching it telling everyone how wrong they were and how right he was because the site was making sales hand over first with absolutely amazing ratios. The problem with all of that was his join forms didn't work, so it wasn't even possible to join the site which of course means he was just flat out lying about sales. Stick around long enough and you'll find out that Paul likes to make shit up and failing that he has no problem just telling lies.

anexsia

08-29-2011 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18386902)

beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

anexsia

08-29-2011 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18387025)

I hope he didn't have an affiliate program running at the time...I would be pissed if I had been promoting it and none of the join links worked!

WarChild

08-29-2011 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18387038)

I hope he didn't have an affiliate program running at the time...I would be pissed if I had been promoting it and none of the join links worked!

Paul's never had any more than a hanffull of affiliates at best so it's not really a big problem. Despite his claims that if you have great content affiliates will just sign up in droves and make you rich, it never came to pass for him. I'm not sure if that's just because he was completely wrong or because his content really isn't that spectacular. I'm guessing it's a mix of the two. :2 cents:

DWB	08-29-2011 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikki99 (Post 18386902)

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I'm here for your daughter.

WebCashMaker

08-29-2011 08:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18387025)

Ohh ok. Thanks for the update.

Yeah I seen Paul Markham trying to sell someone who was looking for Non Nude content by uploading Nude samples !

I was trying to explain to him that his Nude content would'nt work for Non Nude sites.

For some reason he did'nt get it.

fris	08-29-2011 08:51 AM

i doubt paul can generate any traffic at all, his whole income relies on content he shot 20 years ago.

BAKO	08-29-2011 08:55 AM

That thread about Paul the village idiot was more classic

TheSquealer

08-29-2011 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18387038)

I hope he didn't have an affiliate program running at the time...I would be pissed if I had been promoting it and none of the join links worked!

It was never a problem.

You haven't been around long enough to know the full story...

he had magic join links!

Nydahl

08-29-2011 09:22 AM

well at least he is still around :pimp - which makes this place bit more funny I guess

Peace

08-29-2011 11:21 AM

man why post personal letter and call it Paul Markham. you should have written open letter to Paul Markham.

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