Julia E. Laack
 

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Drunk, naked and stupid people get arrested too
Posted Monday, October 12, 2009, at 6:09 PM

Police know when they choose to become police officers, they are going to have to deal with drunk people, stupid people and maybe even naked people at various times throughout their careers. And then one day comes and they are forced to deal with all three at once.
That's just what happened when police responded to a call in Sheboygan, Wisc., Thursday afternoon.

Julia E. Laack thought it would be a good idea to steal some beef jerky and lighters at a convenience store. She might have gotten away with the beef jerky, if she'd stop then. Store employees saw her stuffing packs of it into her bag and assumed she was stealing them for her kids and were prepared to let her go. But once she started stuffing lighters into her pants, employees drew the line.

She walked out of the store with $3 worth of stolen jerky and lighters and went back to her house. A short time later, the police arrived to ticket her for the offense. Laack, 36, refused to come out of her house, instead choosing to remain inside yelling and cussing at her three kids, even going as far as blaming one of them for the incident.

Police entered her home to calm her down and, in front of her children, she began stripping down to her bra and panties, because "you can't arrest me if I'm naked," she reasoned.

It turns out police can arrest semi-naked people and took her into custody, but not before she kicked one of the officers in the groin and spitted into another's mouth.

However, she wasn't done ruining her mother of the year chances just yet. On the way to the police station, where she had a blood-alcohol level of 0.112 percent, she mooned oncoming traffic.

She now faces charges felony battery of a peace officer, resisting an officer, shoplifting and two counts of disorderly conduct.

But on the plus side, police authorities said it makes inprocessing criminals into jail faster when they show up half dressed.

"Please take off your clothes and put on a jumpsuit. Except for you, please just put on a jumpsuit."


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Sheboygan is a nice city... Population around 100k, 3 walmarts and more fat people and all you can eat buffets than anyone could imagine.

that story cant be true
beef jerky is at least $5 for a small package..
recently i tried buffalo jerky, much better than beef.

What a miserable woman.