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F-U-Jimmy 09-02-2011 08:46 PM

Oh fuck !!!!!!! looks like the FBI are after me
 
"Attention:

You are here by call to justice from the Federal High Court. We have a note on our desk that you are dealing with some internet spammers claiming to be from the these organization (FBI, BANKIMOON, COMPENSATION AWARD HOUSE) and some other organization, also we find out that you are dealing with some spammers in Africa about consignment.

We received the note on our desk this morning from the Inspector General of Head internet security (Gen. Daniel Doherty) who has been monitoring all your mail from their data base.

You are hereby requested to stop all further communication with any of these organizations or else you will have your self to blame.

Also you are advice to get back to us with all that you have been receiving from these spammers to hasten in carrying out a proper investigation on who is behind all this and who has been dealing with you because of your money.

Note: you are requested to get back to us as soon as possible or we shall inform the FBI to come and pick you up in your home address and your case will be worse if you do not co-operate with us to get these spammers track down, that is why we email you to know more details because this is the easiest way to meet our good citizen?s.

You are requested to get back to us in no time because you are here by call to justice from the Federal High Court. Before it is too late for you?? however you are to provide us necessary details and we will inform you if truly there is any consignment for you at all??.. Our duties is to protect all our citizen?s and ensure that they are not been cheated and exploited by those hoodlums.

Get back to us now! Or your name will be listed among those that will be persecuted by law the (SCAM ACTIVITIES)??.

Best Regards,
Prof. Justice Andrew
Email:[email protected] "


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-02-2011 09:01 PM

You're fucked, Man...can I have your porn collection? :Graucho

http://www.reece-eu.net/gallery/var/...g?m=1272640662

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LRS 09-02-2011 09:15 PM

that shit looks so fake.. and the domain qatar.io redirecting to live mail wtf..

baddog 09-02-2011 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LRS (Post 18400660)
that shit looks so fake.. and the domain qatar.io redirecting to live mail wtf..

No way can that be fake. Read it again.

GGurls 09-02-2011 09:25 PM

lol now that's funny

Spunky 09-02-2011 09:53 PM

Get ready for Bubba,that looks legit

F-U-Jimmy 09-02-2011 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 18400687)
Get ready for Bubba,that looks legit

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2MuchMark 09-02-2011 10:04 PM

http://techieminx.com/wp-content/upl...5/fbi-full.gif

alias 09-02-2011 10:06 PM

Sounds legit, should probably turn yourself in right away.

http://www.419scam.org/419-qatar-io.htm

F-U-Jimmy 09-02-2011 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18400699)

Thats the sort of FBI i would not hide from :thumbsup

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-02-2011 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by F-U-Jimmy (Post 18400715)

Thats the sort of FBI i would not hide from :thumbsup

Meet the TSA...

http://franklinperry.files.wordpress...23z-a-jpg.jpeg

http://static5.businessinsider.com/i...-tsa-agent.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3XI754Qeu3.../s1600/tsa.jpg

http://www.sott.net/image/image/s3/7...9_tsa_402p.jpg

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Jakez 09-03-2011 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 18400667)
No way can that be fake. Read it again.

Man, you suck at trolling lol. Not that I could do any better. Just sayin'.

JFK 09-03-2011 01:33 AM

man, I can smell that finger from here:helpme

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3XI754Qeu3.../s1600/tsa.jpg

Jakez 09-03-2011 01:34 AM

My brothers girlfriends parents are both retired FBI, in their late 40's I'd say, and let me tell you I have honestly never met people so close minded, detached from society and literally stupid. Her father saw an airsoft pistol on the floor (orange tip and all) and flipped out thinking there was a real glock laying there.

That's just one minor example trust me, I've seen all kinds of stupidity out of these people and honestly can't believe this is the highest intelligence we have, it blows my mind every time I come in contact with them. They're also scumbags that value their retirement funds over their daughters well being.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-03-2011 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18400897)

My brothers girlfriends parents are both retired FBI, in their late 40's I'd say, and let me tell you I have honestly never met people so close minded, detached from society and literally stupid. Her father saw an airsoft pistol on the floor (orange tip and all) and flipped out thinking there was a real glock laying there.

That's just one minor example trust me, I've seen all kinds of stupidity out of these people and honestly can't believe this is the highest intelligence we have, it blows my mind every time I come in contact with them. They're also scumbags that value their retirement funds over their daughters well being.

That's reassuring... :error :uhoh :helpme

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18400895)

man, I can smell that finger from here :helpme

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_3XI754Qeu3.../s1600/tsa.jpg

I'm sure you can - naturellement, bien sūr... :frenchman

http://www.wetlandsonline.com/Produc...se-0406-01.jpg

Like the smell of that latex and lube eh, Monsieur Julius? :winkwink:

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seeandsee 09-03-2011 03:50 AM

FBI is on track, sexy inspectors will search your holes

Chosen 09-03-2011 06:02 AM

Looks legit :1orglaugh

Chosen 09-03-2011 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18400699)

Hotness :thumbsup

martinsc 09-03-2011 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 18400699)

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
they can come after me anytime!!!

just a punk 09-03-2011 06:22 AM

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/200...04_468x318.jpg

They're found your porn archives... finally :Oh crap

Caligari 09-03-2011 06:28 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-DH7kgvqo--...mulder_fbi.jpg

F-U-Jimmy 09-03-2011 11:26 AM

Most of these scammers have the IQ of a mouse. Their grammar is that of a 5th grader or less. But they are funny to read. Here's a few images of my favorite LA crime fighter from NCIS LA Ultra cute :thumbsup

http://www.anicepair.com/images/dr.jpg


http://www.anicepair.com/images/dr1.jpg


http://www.anicepair.com/images/dr2.jpg

AnimeFevers 09-03-2011 11:42 AM

I don't know you.

bauhaus 09-03-2011 11:53 AM

"who has been monitoring all your mail from their data base."

Shit I only have a Data Lair..... gotta refocus my goals.

:2 cents:


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