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buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:03 PM

Deciding on dog breed
 
It's too damn hard, seriously. I opened a Husky thread a while back cause it's the dog I've wanted pretty much my entire life. Akita's are amazing too.

I've been reading up on Husky's though and the amount of hair they lose, how they refuse to listen to their boss a lot of times, are kind of a turn off. The hair not so much to me, that's an issue my gf has. But refusing to listen is something I don't like when it comes to safety for other people/dogs, etc.

Do all dogs stink, by the way? I know some stink worse than others but but father in law has 2 dogs (no idea what breed) that get washed and trimmed a LOT but they still stink horribly.

Can some of you throw around some tips? What breeds are really cool to get? I really don't like the standard dogs like golden retrievers, labs, etc. I'm sure they are fantastic dogs, but I don't want to own one.

Cheers!

porno jew 09-03-2011 01:05 PM

get a pit bull.

Phoenix 09-03-2011 01:07 PM

if you have a tiny cock...you need a pitbull


haha just fuckin around...seriously, my buddy had a husky before, great dog.
it worked well as we would go there everyday after classes and go out with the dog and throw the ball for it....they need a lot of exercise.

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18401635)
if you have a tiny cock...you need a pitbull


haha just fuckin around...seriously, my buddy had a husky before, great dog.
it worked well as we would go there everyday after classes and go out with the dog and throw the ball for it....they need a lot of exercise.

What if I have a huge cock with a sweet throbbing vane?

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/2...geta_super.jpg

See, a lot of people say you can't have your husky unleashed cause chances are it will run off on it's own as soon as he's distracted and his instinct takes over. Ofcourse there's exceptions but as a general rule that's what they say. That kinda sucks too..

CyberHustler 09-03-2011 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18401632)
get a pit bull.

:2 cents:

phypon 09-03-2011 01:16 PM

Rhodesian Ridgeback. Lot of personality. Energetic for the first couple of years but mellow out after that. They become low key but will play and expend a lot of energy if you want them too. They are versatile and are fine in any climate. The ridge on their back is very unique and very cool. They make good watch dogs and despite the trait of them being standoffish around people, they are very friendly but will protect you fiercely if need be. Give them a look.

Good luck on your choice of breed. I know it can be a pain with so many to choose from.

L-Pink 09-03-2011 01:18 PM

I like mutts. Check the dog-pound, sometimes death row doggies are the best pets.

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porno jew 09-03-2011 01:19 PM

in all seriousness look at getting a chow chow. great dog.

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by phypon (Post 18401647)
Rhodesian Ridgeback. Lot of personality. Energetic for the first couple of years but mellow out after that. They become low key but will play and expend a lot of energy if you want them too. They are versatile and are fine in any climate. The ridge on their back is very unique and very cool. They make good watch dogs and despite the trait of them being standoffish around people, they are very friendly but will protect you fiercely if need be. Give them a look.

Good luck on your choice of breed. I know it can be a pain with so many to choose from.

Thanks man, looks awesome for sure. I have 0 knowledge about breeds so a lot of the choosing is very exiting.

I'm 23 and I'm planning to do long term world traveling in a few years. It would be great if I could take the dog with me. So I guess a dog that's good with a lot of change is also mandatory.

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18401653)
in all seriousness look at getting a chow chow. great dog.

Dude, YES. I came across two in a zoo a few weeks back. They were amazing, seriously. But I do like a badass looking dog, dont ask me why, guess I'm shallow like that ;) That's why I love huskys too.

Here's the chow chows I saw at the zoo:

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._5988768_n.jpg

DudeRick 09-03-2011 01:27 PM

I'm a Golden Retriever man myself, but I'm fond of all big dogs. Whatever breed you choose, there is usually a local rescue organization specializing in it. Check them out first. Allot of people have had to give up their pets due to hard times lately.

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by DudeRick (Post 18401665)
I'm a Golden Retriever man myself, but I'm fond of all big dogs. Whatever breed you choose, there is usually a local rescue organization specializing in it. Check them out first. Allot of people have had to give up their pets due to hard times lately.

Will definitely check out shelters :thumbsup

What about the smell question? Do all dogs stink or does that have to do with the length of their coat or something?

scuba steve 09-03-2011 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phypon (Post 18401647)
Rhodesian Ridgeback. Lot of personality. Energetic for the first couple of years but mellow out after that. They become low key but will play and expend a lot of energy if you want them too. They are versatile and are fine in any climate. The ridge on their back is very unique and very cool. They make good watch dogs and despite the trait of them being standoffish around people, they are very friendly but will protect you fiercely if need be. Give them a look.

Good luck on your choice of breed. I know it can be a pain with so many to choose from.

If you can find one of these then this is a great dog to get

If not pit bull ;)

garce 09-03-2011 01:37 PM

I have three small, short-haired dogs and one large-ish long haired dog. None of them really stink unless they find something interesting to roll in.

But I'm used to the smell of dogs.

L-Pink 09-03-2011 01:37 PM

I didn't know you could take dogs to the zoo?

barcodes 09-03-2011 01:37 PM

I have 2 lab mixes I got from the humane society a year and a half ago, great dogs. The girl is a lab and border collie mix, very very sweet with people/kids/cats/dogs. She figured out how to use the bathroom outside very fast when shes laying around you can move em,hug em, play with them, etc. They are sweet, playful, and loyal dogs. Big though, my girl is around 85 lbs. The guy is good as well but not as nice, more cautious. He is beagle and lab mix. Still a good dog but not as trusting with everything.

Good luck to you with whatever you end up choosing.


ottopottomouse 09-03-2011 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by buildingfutures (Post 18401668)
What about the smell question? Do all dogs stink or does that have to do with the length of their coat or something?

You notice other peoples dogs smell and get used to your own one so don't notice as much. Also some dogs seem to love swimming in nasty water where others won't go in water at all.

Short fur is less messy BUT the dog will get cold and miserable in the winter.

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18401675)
I didn't know you could take dogs to the zoo?

Over here you can ;)

Having said that, I live in Holland. In 23 years of my life I've never heard of anyone who keeps their dog outside in the yard over here. I believe that in general a lot of dogs live outside in the garden in the US, which is great, but over here they spend their time indoors since it rains 95% of the time in this god damned shit hole.

Man, I even forgot about mixed breeds, the list just got 15 times longer.

EddyTheDog 09-03-2011 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18401644)
Too many variables to suggest a breed. If you're married with kids, boarder collie because they are amazingly smart and get along with other dogs and people. If you're a single guy and want a pal that's smart and fun, get a Jack Russell.

Jack Russels are great - but I dont think that they are for this guy.

Red Setters are amazing as well....

Grapesoda 09-03-2011 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by buildingfutures (Post 18401668)
Will definitely check out shelters :thumbsup

What about the smell question? Do all dogs stink or does that have to do with the length of their coat or something?

get a mastif :thumbsup

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by scuba steve (Post 18401671)
If you can find one of these then this is a great dog to get

If not pit bull ;)

Rhodesian Ridgeback really looks awesome. Already found some places to get them.

1250,00 EUR -- not bad :winkwink:

barcodes 09-03-2011 01:49 PM

I see you are interested in the ridgeback, here is a vid from a good show on animal planet. This episode explains a little about the breed.


buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18401699)
Some times they're not. I got a golden lab a few years back that was abandoned from my local shelter. Anyway, he's a great looking dog, but easily the dumbest on the planet.

A typical day consists of chewing something he's been told 100x not to or barking for zero reason. It's hard to explain, but he's just off with the pace of life. Like one time I was playing with my little terrier on the ground and his big dumb ass got so excited he ran around the couch and clocked me in the jaw dislocating it.

I was home alone and freaked out because my jaw would not go back in place. So I get my keys to rush to the hospital, he thinks it's park time, jumps up hitting my hand flipping my keys right into his water bowl.

The keys won't turn the truck alarm off because they're wet, so I had to sit and wait for my wife to drive an hour away to take me to the hospital as he's jumping up and down thinking it's park time.

Shit like this happens so much in my house we call it getting Homer-ed

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

barcodes 09-03-2011 01:55 PM

Here's one on the lab lol.

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by barcodes (Post 18401703)
I see you are interested in the ridgeback, here is a vid from a good show on animal planet. This episode explains a little about the breed.


Wow, really sounds perfect to me. Honestly.. The more I look at them the cooler I think they are. Plus the fact they are ODORLESS is a jackpot ;)

Remember I said I want a dog that's just badass? Well, a dog to chase down lions pretty much lives up to that :thumbsup

thickcash_amo 09-03-2011 02:03 PM

In my opinion, the smaller the dog, the less the smell. I have a jack russel/whippet mix....she is batshit crazy and totally worth it!

barcodes 09-03-2011 02:07 PM

:thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by buildingfutures (Post 18401714)
Wow, really sounds perfect to me. Honestly.. The more I look at them the cooler I think they are. Plus the fact they are ODORLESS is a jackpot ;)

Remember I said I want a dog that's just badass? Well, a dog to chase down lions pretty much lives up to that :thumbsup


TheSenator 09-03-2011 02:16 PM

Golden Retriever

One of the best decisions I ever made for my family.

The temperament is friendly, doesn't bark and sleeps all the time.

My retriever gets my TV remote, my slippers and picks up various other objects on the floor without damaging them. My retriever also retrieves beer from my wife when she is downstairs.

Retrievers just want to please all the time.

grumpy 09-03-2011 02:46 PM

they smell after what you feed them. Good food, no smell.

papill0n 09-03-2011 02:57 PM

you say you want a dog and then you say your going to travel the world

you either plan on never staying indoors anywhere or the idea is selfish and short sighted

edit and like grumpy says how the dog smells is directly related to what you feed them

the Shemp 09-03-2011 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by buildingfutures (Post 18401628)
It's too damn hard, seriously. I opened a Husky thread a while back cause it's the dog I've wanted pretty much my entire life. Akita's are amazing too.

I've been reading up on Husky's though and the amount of hair they lose, how they refuse to listen to their boss a lot of times, are kind of a turn off. The hair not so much to me, that's an issue my gf has. But refusing to listen is something I don't like when it comes to safety for other people/dogs, etc.

Do all dogs stink, by the way? I know some stink worse than others but but father in law has 2 dogs (no idea what breed) that get washed and trimmed a LOT but they still stink horribly.

Can some of you throw around some tips? What breeds are really cool to get? I really don't like the standard dogs like golden retrievers, labs, etc. I'm sure they are fantastic dogs, but I don't want to own one.

Cheers!

check out the Norwegian Elkhound ...

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n (Post 18401822)
you say you want a dog and then you say your going to travel the world

you either plan on never staying indoors anywhere or the idea is selfish and short sighted

edit and like grumpy says how the dog smells is directly related to what you feed them

I said I'm planning on long term world travel and said that having a dog that could come with would be the perfect option. Kind of asking at the same time if there's a breed capable of doing so.

Not a selfish guy and love all animals, would never make a stupid decision like getting a dog and then give it up a year later.

buildingfutures 09-03-2011 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 18401829)
check out the Norwegian Elkhound ...

Very, very nice dog aswell! :thumbsup

CPA37710T 09-03-2011 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buildingfutures (Post 18401628)
It's too damn hard, seriously. I opened a Husky thread a while back cause it's the dog I've wanted pretty much my entire life. Akita's are amazing too.

I've been reading up on Husky's though and the amount of hair they lose, how they refuse to listen to their boss a lot of times, are kind of a turn off. The hair not so much to me, that's an issue my gf has. But refusing to listen is something I don't like when it comes to safety for other people/dogs, etc.

Do all dogs stink, by the way? I know some stink worse than others but but father in law has 2 dogs (no idea what breed) that get washed and trimmed a LOT but they still stink horribly.

Can some of you throw around some tips? What breeds are really cool to get? I really don't like the standard dogs like golden retrievers, labs, etc. I'm sure they are fantastic dogs, but I don't want to own one.

Cheers!

how about a bullterrier?

http://www.todobull.com/razas%20bull...rier/tommy.jpg

_Lush_ 09-03-2011 04:02 PM

Go with the File Brasileiro

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s8JDd7DnP5Y

https://youtube.com/watch?v=L2LbRYUyWKA

L-Pink 09-03-2011 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18401699)
Some times they're not. I got a golden lab a few years back that was abandoned from my local shelter. Anyway, he's a great looking dog, but easily the dumbest on the planet.

A typical day consists of chewing something he's been told 100x not to or barking for zero reason. It's hard to explain, but he's just off with the pace of life. Like one time I was playing with my little terrier on the ground and his big dumb ass got so excited he ran around the couch and clocked me in the jaw dislocating it.

I was home alone and freaked out because my jaw would not go back in place. So I get my keys to rush to the hospital, he thinks it's park time, jumps up hitting my hand flipping my keys right into his water bowl.

The keys won't turn the truck alarm off because they're wet, so I had to sit and wait for my wife to drive an hour away to take me to the hospital as he's jumping up and down thinking it's park time.

Shit like this happens so much in my house we call it getting Homer-ed

So if you're looking for a new mutt anytime soon, he's chipped, neutered, and I'll pay for shipping.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Who said weed doesn't have second-hand effects.

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My Pimp 09-03-2011 04:38 PM

I would buy a big dog .

BareBacked 09-03-2011 05:03 PM

if you really want to world travel and take the dog you need something small

under 15 pounds

Paul Markham 09-04-2011 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by buildingfutures (Post 18401655)
Thanks man, looks awesome for sure. I have 0 knowledge about breeds so a lot of the choosing is very exiting.

I'm 23 and I'm planning to do long term world traveling in a few years. It would be great if I could take the dog with me. So I guess a dog that's good with a lot of change is also mandatory.

Forget about buying a dog.

Traveling by car to N. Italy was about the limit.

Go on your world travels first and buy a dog when you return. The obvious setbacks are too numerous. Food, restaurants, shopping, access to places, climate, travel, laws, having to always have the dog with you, hotel accommodation, local people. Italy they loved Rajah. I know in some countries in the Far East they would rather shoot a dog than pat it. You might want to take a boat trip and can't because they don't allow dogs on the boat or a flight in a small plane. Then rabbis is a problem in some countries.

Rabbies

Quote:

Rabies occurs in more than 150 countries and territories.
Worldwide, more than 55 000 people die of rabies every year.

bronco67 09-04-2011 08:19 AM

Look, I'm just to tell you that Labrador Retrievers are the best breed. That is all.

cherrylula 09-04-2011 08:21 AM

Pit bulls all the way. You can pick one up at any shelter, and they will love you and your toddlers. TO DEATh. srsly

drmadcat 09-04-2011 08:24 AM

http://www.rotfllol.com/pdata/27.jpg

John-ACWM 09-04-2011 10:42 AM

Had my mind set on an Akita once but I am not prepared for another member of the family right now.

Socks 09-04-2011 11:35 AM

These Dog 101 videos are pretty awesome! Thanks for posting them.

Here's the dog I had until I had a baby. Seems to fit your needs nicely, if you're an active person. Maybe 2/3 the size of a Ridgeback, very similar colour, fast as shit, very loving, smart, affectionate, playful, everything you'd want in a dog.

Here's the Dog 101 video:

Caveats would be they're not kidding when they say the dog wants to be with you at all times. If you're at your computer, your dog will be underneath your desk. If you get up, he's coming with you. You'll be tripping over him all the time, and using your knees to keep him out of things.. Like if you're going into the fridge, guess what, he's going with you. ;)

They're awesome looking dogs, when they see something they're interested in their ears perk up like triangles and they pause.. as seen here:



I sent my dog to Mexico with my wife's family when I had a baby because I didn't want to take the risk. They'd found him on the highway when he was ~2, he'd already had a broken and healed paw, big scar on his nose, didn't respond to commands.. Pretty positive he was in a hunting pack and got away. Vizsla's are a popular hunting/bird dog. He'd snap if you went for his food the first time, then think twice about it and let you.. He was territorial, etc. Just couldn't trust him with a baby.

When my kid is a bit bigger I'll get another one, this time from a puppy.

Markul 09-04-2011 11:41 AM

Dude if you are going to travel a lot you should get one that's less than 8 KG so you can bring it aboard the plane ;)

You should talk to my gf about this btw, she obsesses over dogs 50% of her time awake lol

Wilsy 09-04-2011 12:00 PM

I have a Bull Mastiff, she is a beautiful dog and they are usually quite big ( mine isn't very big) they do say that when you buy a bull mastiff for the first time it should be a bitch as dogs are a little harder to handle. you should really check them out and if you want any advice feel free to ask me..

Here is a video not sure how to embed sorry. It shows that they are obedient https://youtube.com/watch?v=L-Pzk...ADC2050BF42F5B

Socks 09-04-2011 12:01 PM

lol just remembering one time at my dad's I took the canoe down the river several km's, and then we heard rustling in the bushes and my dog walks out, gets into the water and swims to our canoe.. Always wants to know where you are.

This was common too indoors, this weird looking run around a small room when they get excited, then pausing, looking at you for a second, then back to running. In this video it's the wire haired kind. I've never seen one in real life yet.



It's {youtube}ID{/youtube} but with square brackets.

haha.. yeah also be prepared to get molested.


CaptainHowdy 09-04-2011 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Markul (Post 18402993)
You should talk to my gf about this btw, she obsesses over dogs 50% of her time awake lol

You should impregnate her, that keep dogs or travelling out of a woman's mind ...

Markul 09-05-2011 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18403025)
You should impregnate her, that keep dogs or travelling out of a woman's mind ...

Spot on, she talks about dogs, travels (we just came home ffs!) and getting pregnant. That's about it.

:1orglaugh

buildingfutures 09-05-2011 01:40 AM

Thanks for all the suggestions guys. Really looking into Rhodesian Ridgebacks right now. Loving them more and more. Awesome dogs!

My gf obviously wants a fluffy cute dog, but I'll have to respectfully throw that suggestion in the trashcan.

Gonna think this through long and hard and read up on dog training as much as I can. I never want to underestimate the time and effort I'll have to spend on the dog. Will post pics ofcourse if we decide to get one!


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