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biskoppen 09-06-2011 06:01 AM

Job : I need descriptions made, more info inside..
 
Ok.. I'm sick and tired of making descriptions for my videos.. so I need someone to make them for me..

1) You need to be able to write flawless english.. I do not want Indian-truck-driver-descriptions

2) You will be using this very simple interface : http://www.feelgoodspot.com/misc/descinterface.jpg

3) You wont be able to fast forward in my videos.. I need a streaming server.. just havent gotten to it yet..

4) You will be paid pr. description made

5) This will be both gay and straight sites.. in any category imaginable

6) You will be paid by wire and wire only.. and you need to be able to invoice me upon payment

So, let me hear some quotes please.. what is your price per description.

PornDiscounts-R 09-06-2011 06:13 AM

haha, i thought it was the gay site that made you go hell no ;)
But see there is straight as well..

Good luck in the search :)

Harmon 09-06-2011 06:22 AM

How long of a description?Like that of a small small keyword rich blog post? Example:

short: Two horny studs fuck and suck beach side

long: Two sex starved guys swallow thick cocks and impale each others tight assholes until their cocks burst in a cum exploding fury

or longer?

biskoppen 09-06-2011 06:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 18406350)
How long of a description?Like that of a small small keyword rich blog post? Example:

short: Two horny studs fuck and suck beach side

long: Two sex starved guys swallow thick cocks and impale each others tight assholes until their cocks burst in a cum exploding fury

or longer?

You can see the descriptions lengths in the interface screenshot in my most

CaptainHowdy 09-06-2011 06:36 AM

I consider myself fired before I've even apply for such task ...

Harmon 09-06-2011 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 18406371)
You can see the descriptions lengths in the interface screenshot in my most

Oh shit, I didn't even see that. My bad.

drmadcat 09-06-2011 06:53 AM

im looking too

biskoppen 09-06-2011 09:50 AM

I thought people were looking for work in this time of crisis?!?! :)

michael.kickass 09-06-2011 09:55 AM

Contact ACW

seeandsee 09-06-2011 09:59 AM

you need people that are into that niche :]]]

Porko 09-06-2011 11:31 AM

I'll email this to a few guys..

fuzebox 09-06-2011 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 18406302)
Indian-truck-driver-descriptions

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

amateurbfs 09-06-2011 12:10 PM

I'll send this to the guy I use for writing, he's a US college student and can write about teh gays.

iamtam 09-06-2011 01:00 PM

i am considered your offer as significant and important to the wellbeing of my family. my cow says that your requirements push past limits that are not acceptable to us at all, very bad. your gay man love videos are very interesting to my brother but his wife does not know that he bangs the man next door very often. your video server problem is a technical support issue our staff people here can handle if you are very welcome to try.

Jack Sparrow 09-06-2011 01:02 PM

Hit me up.

TrainWreckContent 09-06-2011 02:01 PM

hit me up i can help out

Lykos 09-07-2011 04:46 AM

Consider it done Amigo :winkwink:

core_dump 09-07-2011 05:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 18406302)
and you need to be able to invoice me upon payment

You want an invoice after payment? :winkwink:

I can completely understand being too lazy (/me guilty) to open notepad and friggin print one for your records, but to then take the time to type such as a job requirement seems a bit contrary.

buildingfutures 09-07-2011 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamtam (Post 18407380)
i am considered your offer as significant and important to the wellbeing of my family. my cow says that your requirements push past limits that are not acceptable to us at all, very bad. your gay man love videos are very interesting to my brother but his wife does not know that he bangs the man next door very often. your video server problem is a technical support issue our staff people here can handle if you are very welcome to try.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Sounds too damn familiar.

iSpyCams 09-07-2011 05:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by core_dump (Post 18408709)
You want an invoice after payment? :winkwink:

I can completely understand being too lazy (/me guilty) to open notepad and friggin print one for your records, but to then take the time to type such as a job requirement seems a bit contrary.

Europeans seem to need them at tax time.

core_dump 09-07-2011 05:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 18408747)
Europeans seem to need them at tax time.

That is precisely why I said the bit about being too lazy to print one out himself. The printer doesn't know nor care who originally typed the document. Neither does Adobe Acrobat. Kapish?

seolinker 09-07-2011 06:03 AM

Why wire ? Job planed to be big ? Or just big scam of non-payment ?

"I thought people were looking for work in this time of crisis?!?!" just make me thought of above even more.

Just Alex 09-07-2011 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18407387)
Hit me up.

You go baller :1orglaugh

biskoppen 09-07-2011 06:39 AM

Position filled, thanks for the interest.

Jack Sparrow 09-07-2011 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18408840)
You go baller :1orglaugh

Ive got a team of people that do this.
Not sure what you do again?

Ah yes, being broke is hard work to lol :)

Just Alex 09-07-2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18408954)
Ive got a team of people that do this.
Not sure what you do again?

Ah yes, being broke is hard work to lol :)

Sure you do :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh
Bro Media is one of them? Oh wait, you have no idea who that is.
What a fucking clown and broke loser you are Frisky !

Jack Sparrow 09-07-2011 10:42 AM

Sure sure :)
Guess ive been broke 8 long years in my adult biz career :)

And, you are again?

Ps. I do know what bro media is, but tbh i have no clue who was working under the gfy nick bro media.

Are you the guy who faked a resume and his id to get hired by me just to get fired 2 days later? Is that why you are trying so hard bro? Cant even remember his name lol.

Or is it you rick, with your imaginairy acres of land?

My Pimp 09-07-2011 11:09 AM

Good luck with your offer. A good writer is expensive.

stephane76 09-07-2011 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by biskoppen (Post 18406302)

Nice interface, who makes it?

Just Alex 09-07-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18409427)
Sure sure :)
Guess ive been broke 8 long years in my adult biz career :)

And, you are again?

Ps. I do know what bro media is, but tbh i have no clue who was working under the gfy nick bro media.

Are you the guy who faked a resume and his id to get hired by me just to get fired 2 days later? Is that why you are trying so hard bro? Cant even remember his name lol.

Or is it you rick, with your imaginairy acres of land?

Hired by you? My delusional clown, Im sure you lost track of who is who because you have so many imaginary employees its hard to keep track of them all.
Let me remind you who Bro Media is. BTW, he is Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE now.

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/970796-affiliates-imobileporn-com.html

http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r...acepunched.gif

ContentPimp 09-07-2011 11:55 AM

i drive a truck, does that mean i am not allowed to apply for this job?
...just kidding :D


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