I've just pissed over my own face!!! (Should I have Swallowed???)
 

Met a 'Woman of the night' last night... Cause I cant afford anyone half decent, she was a PIG...

so, I took a load of viagra, and "I did the dirty deed..."


Anho when I took a piss this morning (BITCH HAD GONE) I pissed in my face!
I spat it out! Shocked etc...

But.. Should I have swallowed? Thoughts please///


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i vote swallow

just do it under shower...

Yes. You should have.

Would you have done? I DONT mean YOUR piss... I mean MINE?

LOL what the fuck? I like this guy he cracks me up

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pics or didn't happen

"The urethra contains bacteria, hence many urine therapy practitioners use mid-stream urine, in order to allow the first few seconds of urination to wash out the bacteria within the urethra."

So, spray the walls for 10 seconds, swallow the rest... if that's your thing

Would you be shocked if your poo went in your mouth?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I was thinking about that!

You sound like you assume it doesn't normally?

Damn you are fugly....

so what has the pig got to do with the story?

we all know in the end you are going to say "i like poo"...

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Yes please expand the story as to why the pig was mentioned, hahaha

Because he had to take viagra, come on people try to keep up (like CS did).

You got it! lol :thumbsup

Giss a kiss then sweetie!

At least I am not ashamed to show my handsome face...

http://i.imgur.com/nR5QF.jpg

This was me BEFORE the weight gain lol

....but you didnt have to eat all of her....

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seriously i have not seen one industry related post from you... ever.

I am surprised you could afford the girl and the viagra!

And the problem is?

This forum is called 'FUCKING AROUND & program discussion'

That would be a big old "NO", wouldn't it?

Dunno mate... :1orglaugh

I think I have confused myself TBH :thumbsup

yes it is called

So I have to tell you how I make a living in Adult, for free, when you obviously cant?

I enjoy the fucking about part. I dont need to discuss programs. I dont use programs.

I have my own site, which I built myself, shot and edited the content for myself, and I promote myself...

Currently NOT sobber

I suggest DRINK IT ALL biatch hehehehehehe

Well, I did just win £100 so I'm celebrating with a few beers :thumbsup

so the question is....

do you by any chance like poo?