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PornoStar69 09-12-2011 08:05 AM

The 9/11 story in less than 5 minutes - HILARIOUS but oh so true (Must watch!)
 
The 9/11 story in less than 5 minutes - HILARIOUS but oh so true (Must watch!)

SOOO funny!!!

And @ the same time sooo SAD!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4...yer_detailpage

wehateporn 09-12-2011 08:12 AM

This is very good PornoStar69! I'm a couple of minutes in

:thumbsup

PornoStar69 09-12-2011 08:16 AM

Team Shill will show up in t-minus 5 minutes.

wehateporn 09-12-2011 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoStar69 (Post 18421335)
Team Shill will show up in t-minus 5 minutes.

:1orglaugh

They're already hunting around the propaganda sites to see if they can find anything to copy and paste

Ramirez 09-12-2011 08:17 AM

Nice story :)

WarChild 09-12-2011 08:17 AM

Good morning guys. You should consider getting out of your basement and enjoying the outdoors instead of watching youtube all day in a misguided attempt to solve a giant mystery that most of the world does not consider to be a mystery.

If you really want to solve something, maybe you can make a youtube investigative documentary explaining how the fuck Kate Gosslin's 15 minutes of fame turned in to multiple years, two seperate reality tv shows and a stint on Dancing with the Stars. I think your talents could be of some real use here.

sperbonzo 09-12-2011 08:21 AM

I've always wondered..... with as difficult as it would have been, involving as many people as it would have had to involve to pull off. If this was a huge government conspiracy, then why not go ahead and set up the relatively simple issue of WMDs in Iraq? Compared to the resources and potential leaks from the thousands of people needed to pull off 9/11, the act of having a small squad of Special Forces guys plant some WMDs in the desert for the later main army forces to come along and find, seems like childs-play, and would have made the Bush administrations job of keeping public support absolutely simple.


Can any of the conspiracy theory people come up with any reasons that they thing about why this did not happen? I really am curious here.



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wehateporn 09-12-2011 08:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18421342)
Good morning guys. You should consider getting out of your basement and enjoying the outdoors instead of watching youtube all day in a misguided attempt to solve a giant mystery that most of the world does not consider to be a mystery.

Sounds like you're trying to dumb us down, like when the Rockefellers hijacked the US education system

"I don't want a nation of thinkers. I want a nation of workers." John D. Rockefeller

The Rockefeller's founded the National Education Association.

WarChild 09-12-2011 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 18421355)
Sounds like you're trying to dumb us down, like when the Rockefellers hijacked the US education system

"I don't want a nation of thinkers. I want a nation of workers." John D. Rockefeller

The Rockefeller's founded the National Education Association.

Yeah man, it's totally believable based on everything we know about human nature that there's a group of globally powerful elite people that work together in each other's interest to dominate the rest of the population. This group of people commands the loyalty of all their underlings in much the same way the villian's henchmen are always loyal in the movies. Further more, they never, ever, ever over the years turn on each other in a bid to be not a member of the most powerful group but rather the most powerful person. Also none of the peons employed by this powerful and dastardly group ever leak any information about their existance or plans, not even on their deathbeds. Fortunately we have respected and contributing members of society with a firm grasp on reason and logic, like Pornstar69, to uncover the real truth of the matter for us.

When you think about it like that it totally makes sense.

WarChild 09-12-2011 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18421351)
I've always wondered..... with as difficult as it would have been, involving as many people as it would have had to involve to pull off. If this was a huge government conspiracy, then why not go ahead and set up the relatively simple issue of WMDs in Iraq? Compared to the resources and potential leaks from the thousands of people needed to pull off 9/11, the act of having a small squad of Special Forces guys plant some WMDs in the desert for the later main army forces to come along and find, seems like childs-play, and would have made the Bush administrations job of keeping public support absolutely simple.


Can any of the conspiracy theory people come up with any reasons that they thing about why this did not happen? I really am curious here.



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Oh, you didn't know? It's pretty simple to explain actually.

There's an ancient secret society called the Illuminati or "Enlightened Ones" that didn't really dissapear more than a 1000 years ago like every respected scholar says. They started out as a group of free thinkers opposed to persecution of scientific method because of religion but quickly changed their mind and became a group of people that wanted to persecute everybody else and control them.

Additionally, over the years, not a single member has ever opted out or come forward with the "truth". This holds true not only for the bosses at the top, but every single person who has ever worked with or for them.

Yeah, anyways these guys didn't want WMDs to be found in Iraq so they didn't order the clandestine operation to plant them there.

Oh yeah, sometimes their PR department puts breadcrumbs in to popular culture, like for instance the numbers 9 and 11 appearing together in the movie The Matrix, just to tease us. It's kind of like saying "Look how much smarter we are than you!'. Those guys have a crazy good PR department.

Does that help settle your misguided mind? It should because not only is it totally logical but it's also totally true!

wehateporn 09-12-2011 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18421351)
I've always wondered..... with as difficult as it would have been, involving as many people as it would have had to involve to pull off. If this was a huge government conspiracy, then why not go ahead and set up the relatively simple issue of WMDs in Iraq? Compared to the resources and potential leaks from the thousands of people needed to pull off 9/11, the act of having a small squad of Special Forces guys plant some WMDs in the desert for the later main army forces to come along and find, seems like childs-play, and would have made the Bush administrations job of keeping public support absolutely simple.


Can any of the conspiracy theory people come up with any reasons that they thing about why this did not happen? I really am curious here.
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This is a very good question Sperbonzo and I'm glad you've asked it.

To understand why one has to know what happens in the End Game. In Chess terms you feel like you've taken a good piece of your opponent "Nice, I got his Rook" but in reality he fed it to you, it was a small part of a far greater plan.

The End Game is War Crimes, this is when the UN takes over USA and everywhere. 9/11 was a deliberately obvious False Flag, it will eventually be used to take down the USA from within, the Truthers will be led by controlled Alex Jones style individuals. The mainstream media will announce that 9/11 was an inside job.

They needed to do something big to take down the current American goverment, and this is it. Rockefeller's UN will take over, yet he was a key player in setting up 9/11. The media won't go near this point. The fall guys for this are a lot lower down the chain of command

The UN already has plenty of vehicles ready in the US for when the time comes (see video below)


BFT3K 09-12-2011 08:38 AM

Fucking great video - thanks!



https://youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4mGTs98

WarChild 09-12-2011 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 18421385)
This is a very good question Sperbonzo and I'm glad you've asked it.

To understand why one has to know what happens in the End Game. In Chess terms you feel like you've taken a good piece of your opponent "Nice, I got his Rook" but in reality he fed it to you, it was a small part of a far greater plan.

The End Game is War Crimes, this is when the UN takes over USA and everywhere. 9/11 was a deliberately obvious False Flag, it will eventually be used to take down the USA from within, the Truthers will be led by controlled Alex Jones style individuals. The mainstream media will announce that 9/11 was an inside job.

They needed to do something big to take down the current American goverment, and this is it. Rockefeller's UN will take over, yet he was a key player in setting up 9/11. The media won't go near this point. The fall guys for this are a lot lower down the chain of command

The UN already has plenty of vehicles ready in the US for when the time comes (see video below)


There you have it. Explained completely by our resident rocket surgeon.

wehateporn 09-12-2011 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18421364)
Yeah man, it's totally believable based on everything we know about human nature that there's a group of globally powerful elite people that work together in each other's interest to dominate the rest of the population. This group of people commands the loyalty of all their underlings in much the same way the villian's henchmen are always loyal in the movies. Further more, they never, ever, ever over the years turn on each other in a bid to be not a member of the most powerful group but rather the most powerful person. Also none of the peons employed by this powerful and dastardly group ever leak any information about their existance or plans, not even on their deathbeds. Fortunately we have respected and contributing members of society with a firm grasp on reason and logic, like Pornstar69, to uncover the real truth of the matter for us.

When you think about it like that it totally makes sense.

WarChild, The evidence is available to anyone who has the time, patience and is open-minded enough to look at it.

The Bankers Rule! :2 cents:

seeandsee 09-12-2011 08:40 AM

vid about black man at 3:12, what did he talked??!??! Anybody have it?

WarChild 09-12-2011 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 18421396)
WarChild, The evidence is available to anyone who has the time, patience and is open-minded enough to look at it.

The Bankers Rule! :2 cents:

Yeah man I totally hear you. I, like the rest of the educated World, totally bow down to your investigative skills. You the man, dawg!

What really surprises me though is that after getting down to the heart of the matter in such a logical and well reasoned way, then sharing that information by shouting from the tree tops to anyone that will listen, is that this uber powerful and obviously secretive group doesn't just take you out and shut you up. I'm sure they'll think of that soon. I hope you live in a bunker dude. I know I for one would totally miss your clear and complete grasp of the human condition if anything were ever to happen to you.

Stay golden, Ponyboy!

Caligari 09-12-2011 08:52 AM

Brilliant video, i hope it goes viral but please don't bring the illuminati into this...

WarChild 09-12-2011 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18421433)
Brilliant video, i hope it goes viral but please don't bring the illuminati into this...

Too late dude. Pornstar69 already let the cat out of the bag on that one. We know they planned it, executed it and are covering it all up. You guys might want to get together and organize yourself a little better as a group of nuts because it almost seems like you can't even agree amongst yourselves. :2 cents:

Phoenix 09-12-2011 09:01 AM

yes who was the black guy at 3:12
i wouldn't worry too much about un vehicles being used against americans..lol

especially the ones currently located within the usa...:)

Caligari 09-12-2011 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18421452)
Too late dude. Pornstar69 already let the cat out of the bag on that one. We know they planned it, executed it and are covering it all up. You guys might want to get together and organize yourself a little better as a group of nuts because it almost seems like you can't even agree amongst yourselves. :2 cents:

yeah man, get back to watching your kate gosselin reality show and let the golden turds of 30 second ads for extenze propel you to consider your next choice in automobiles:thumbsup

WarChild 09-12-2011 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18421462)
yes who was the black guy at 3:12
i wouldn't worry too much about un vehicles being used against americans..lol

especially the ones currently located within the usa...:)

Please see my note about organization above. You guys really need to present a united front of crazy. It will be much easier for people to digest. :2 cents:

CaptainHowdy 09-12-2011 09:05 AM

http://www.misanthropicgeek.com/wp-c...lie-brown1.jpg

xNetworx 09-12-2011 09:22 AM

9/11 was actually done by midgets. gay midgets. look it up

Casanova 09-12-2011 09:22 AM

Very nice documentary Pornstar69. Thanks for sharing

Paul&John 09-12-2011 09:30 AM

Great video ;)

Minte 09-12-2011 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18421467)
Please see my note about organization above. You guys really need to present a united front of crazy. It will be much easier for people to digest. :2 cents:

They have a united front..they call themselves.




DEMOCRATS. :winkwink:

blackmonsters 09-12-2011 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoStar69 (Post 18421306)
The 9/11 story in less than 5 minutes - HILARIOUS but oh so true (Must watch!)

SOOO funny!!!

And @ the same time sooo SAD!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4...yer_detailpage

I did in fact have to chuckle when he got to Bin Laden's death by Seals who then
died in a helicopter crash.

Of course, if the crash was faked then it could be to fool the enemy so they
will not come after those seals since they are now dead. :winkwink:

wehateporn 09-12-2011 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 18421412)
What really surprises me though is that after getting down to the heart of the matter in such a logical and well reasoned way, then sharing that information by shouting from the tree tops to anyone that will listen, is that this uber powerful and obviously secretive group doesn't just take you out and shut you up. I'm sure they'll think of that soon. I hope you live in a bunker dude. I know I for one would totally miss your clear and complete grasp of the human condition if anything were ever to happen to you.

They do have a hit list, there are many people who need taking care of before they get down to me. If I started a Conspiracy website I'd work my way up a lot higher.

Chris 09-12-2011 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18421401)
vid about black man at 3:12, what did he talked??!??! Anybody have it?

i was wondering the same thing

bronco67 09-12-2011 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoStar69 (Post 18421306)
The 9/11 story in less than 5 minutes - HILARIOUS but oh so true (Must watch!)

SOOO funny!!!

And @ the same time sooo SAD!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4...yer_detailpage

Holy shit!!!This solves everything.

They take a lot of liberties in that video to conform to their version of the truth.

alias 09-12-2011 04:11 PM

Cool story bros.

blackmonsters 09-12-2011 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18422499)
i was wondering the same thing

I actually saw the video with him in it but have forgotten now.

I think he was in "Loose Change".

I will see if I can find it.

And yes, the way the video was done did make him seem like he said something important.

.....


Found a Loose Change vid : Go to 39:40 or so.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7E3oIbO0AWE

He doesn't say much in this clip so maybe there is a better one somewhere else.
He talks about explosions in this part. Nothing really awesome in his statements in
this vid.

ilnjscb 09-12-2011 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 18422608)
I actually saw the video with him in it but have forgotten now.

I think he was in "Loose Change".

I will see if I can find it.

And yes, the way the video was done did make him seem like he said something important.

.....


Found a Loose Change vid : Go to 39:40 or so.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=7E3oIbO0AWE

He doesn't say much in this clip so maybe there is a better one somewhere else.
He talks about explosions in this part. Nothing really awesome in his statements in
this vid.

It was loose change, and he talks about himself and another man who saw the explosions that brought down building 7 before the towers fell.

drmadcat 09-12-2011 08:36 PM

that video was worth watching

anexsia 09-12-2011 08:50 PM

I'm almost tempted to start my own conspiracy website in which I start making a crap ton of conspiracy videos about adult with a secret hidden agenda to get all of my gullible listeners to buy more memberships.

moeloubani 09-12-2011 08:56 PM

warchild not sure what you mean when you say the rest of the world doesn't consider it a mystery

quite the contrary, the entire world considers it a mystery and only people that love to be spoonfed their news, naive suckers who believe everything they're told, people involved in the situation and/or those sucking their cocks, and people who are too dumb to understand think otherwise.

which one are you?

digitalfantasies 09-12-2011 09:40 PM

the video made me laugh

Jakez 09-12-2011 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 18421351)
If this was a huge government conspiracy, then why not go ahead and set up the relatively simple issue of WMDs in Iraq?

Didn't they get caught shipping some large WMD's over there? Idk I remember reading something about it.

Not saying I support the whole US planned 911 thing, but I do believe there are plenty of serious questions that need explained.

BFT3K 09-13-2011 07:58 AM

What about this?...

http://www.dylanratigan.com/2011/09/...ry-around-911/


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