Have you even done phone sex?
 

Seriously... Tell the truth :jerkoff

I met my wife thru phone sex.

One of my ex-gfs loved phonesex... I tried, I swear - I tried, but I just could not keep serious :D Paid phonesex, no....

I tried like twice. It's goofy as fuck. No thanks.

Once. I met a girl named Sherri through Match.com (it was called something else in the late '90s). I promoted them back then and free run of the site.

Dug out my book - OneandOnly.com? was that their property back then?

Anyway, I had sexy chat with this girl Sherri who lived in Kenora (never met her, though...) and - as odd as it may seem - a few years later we hired her ex-boyfriend as our drummer. AWKWARD!

He was from the East Coast (Nova Scotia), and it turned out that I had had intimate relations with a few of his other friends, as well.

Small world, wouldn't want to paint it.

Yes - But for 'Professional' reasons...

I had a bank of personalised numbers once, with various girls offering various characters at the end of each one... So I phoned a few as a 'punter' for research :)

I once done it for a laugh...

I tried - when I was 15. I was living with my parents...Seriously - a girl was screaming having a fake orgasm and telling a fake story about how she was banged by a sportsman... The confusing part came afterwards -at the end of the month came a phone bill with a big ass numbers on it... and I had to tell dad the truth - the most uncomfortable, the most shameful and the most awkward situation I've ever been. Since then I hate that phone sex thing. I prefer the real sex - like real man does it : a nice lotion, awesome girl with big tits - on the monitor of my pc, and a a nice beer afterwards...:smokin

i have been phone raped

.. the act of phone sex with only one suspecting party

not as fun as it sounds

Phone sex is so 15 minutes ago...today it's 3D virtual sex with voice!

Funny story though and I can't believe I'm posting it here but true story. I met a girl who I dated for some time and many of you on this board had met her. We met on Valentines day in a bar and got pretty smashed. We went our separate ways though as promised I called her when I made it home safely. After talking a while, she began to make low moaning noises between sentences so I asked what she was doing. That's as much as I'll say but we where together for some time after that until she ran off with her ex.

Handing your girl the phone when her girlfriend calls while doing a little cunnilingus is always fun

I have many many years ago... horny young man was I :winkwink:

Teased around with the idea of being a PSO for work. The party line I was playing around with had some interesting fellas on there (when they had anyone lol)....I loved just hearing all the crazy shit they wanted me to say or pretend.

Now I do femdom phone sex for my own entertainment. Still think about it for work...seems like girls can make decent money if they know how to market themselves.
For now I'll stick to adult texting & writing I suppose....

only when I get a call from a solicitor

:1orglaugh I love Yoda replies :1orglaugh

For once, even Damian caught on :thumbsup

Yes offcourse .

For once? Yourself repeatedly talks like some kind of spastic retard. Myself just used a picture to mock yourself this time so yourself would understand.

my ex wanted me to try once... tried for 2 sec... and could not continue... I think it is lame and can't participate without feeling like a complete idiot.

example: when I would say to her on the phone "mmm I am licking your hard nipples now", my mind was saying to me "No, you fuckface... you are not licking any nipples... you are on the phone... TALKING... to your gf, you pathetic piece of shit". No stop this madness!!!

I do love physical sex though ;-)

You knob, I wrote it like I had, to mimmick Yoda.... You need help, I'm serious :helpme

Gary, you can barely write English, that is why everyone mocks you for not being able to write English. HTH

Your pal

Damian

Really? AW3ESOME

No :pimp