Yes yes yes I made it!
 

I just saw another Markham rant thread, saw the senseless rambling and I didn't post anything. Dang, I quit smoking this year and now this? I'm in a roll! :thumbsup

The thread is still alive, you'll give in eventually.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh said the same thing to myself earlier.

he almost pulled me in...i started typing and everything, then just hit the X

You have to follow the 12 steps:

1. We admitted we were powerless over Paul Markham's derailment?that GFY discussions had become unmanageable.
2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore GFY to some sort of concept relatively close to or disguised as sanity.
3. Made a decision to turn our will to post and our lives over to the care of Eric as we understood Him.
4. Made a searching (when it works :winkwink:) and fearless moral inventory of PM threads.
5. Admitted to Eric, to ourselves, and to other GFY members the exact nature of his wrongs.
6. Were entirely ready to have Eric remove all these threads.
7. Humbly asked Eric to ban all trolls, old farts posing as girls, Pathfinder and the likes.
8. Made a list of all persons PM has pushed to death by boredom, and became willing to make a RIP xxxxxx thread.
9. Made direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so would physically injure PM or other lunatics.
10. Continued to take personal inventory and when he is wrong (always) promptly close the thread.
11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Eric as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for this zoo and the power to use His Banhammer.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other innocent posters, and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

God...grant me the serenity to accept the threads I cannot change; courage to change the posts I can; and wisdom to know the difference.

No matter how hard I conciously try to post stupid insane bullshit, there are people here who continually - and effortlessly - one up me. I'm actually trying to come across as being bat-shit insane, but I can't make a dent. I just annoy people when I really want them to get all riled up, drooling, and angry.

May I PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have a link to Paul's thread? I almost got sucked into posting a reply to one of his creations recently, but I backed out at the last moment.

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here you have https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1038613

just be careful, it's Paul at full throttle speaking about something he doesn't have any clue about, I won't be responsible for anything that may happen