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Caligari 09-22-2011 06:18 PM

I Fucked A Zombie...and an Alien...and a Cyborg...all in one night;)
 
Fleshlight rolls out their Halloween Sex Toys....WOW.

I have a new found respect for these guys after this line up.

All creatures have their respective Fleshlights and Dildos...
http://static.fleshlight.com/interfa...tiles/1461.jpg

I wonder how many girls have fantasized about being fucked by a zombie cock or Frankencock or Dracula Cock;)

Looking forward to all the other Halloween promos coming around the corner, but so far this one is way ahead of the pack.

Redrob 09-22-2011 06:20 PM

Dont forget Frankenstein!

Darkhorse 09-22-2011 06:28 PM

lol, nice line up there for sure.

Some creative thinking.

Chris 09-22-2011 06:29 PM

Random story

I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff



;/

digitalfantasies 09-22-2011 06:33 PM

of course the inspector did not know those toys were actually yours

awkward ;-)

drmadcat 09-22-2011 06:37 PM

looking good

L-Pink 09-22-2011 06:47 PM

I thought this was going to be another post about Eddie Coats, AlienQ and Gonzo Modeling ...

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Caligari 09-22-2011 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redrob (Post 18445856)
Dont forget Frankenstein!

Kind of difficult seeing that Franky has the biggest monster dildo:1orglaugh

fuckyou/payme 09-22-2011 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18445873)
Random story

I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff



;/

And that's when you informed him the toys belong to you (dildos included) :thumbsup

Chosen 09-23-2011 04:01 AM

I prefer normal girls, sorry :pimp

Darkhorse 09-23-2011 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris (Post 18445873)
Random story

I rented the house i currently live in before i bought it so when we went to buy it we had to get it inspected and appraised and all that fun shit

anyways the inspector was in a closet and found a box of flesh lights and mr limpys ... he pulls me to the side and said i dont meant to embarrass you but your wife has left sex toys out in plane sight. You may want to hide that stuff



;/

bhahahahha red face for that one for sure lol....

Bake 09-23-2011 04:18 AM

So here I was thinking you had sex with my EX wife

Caligari 09-23-2011 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 18446573)
I prefer normal girls, sorry :pimp

I prefer Abby Normal;)

CaptainHowdy 09-23-2011 07:28 AM

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-A1GUXtSXX1...ntik+pic+4.jpg

brassmonkey 09-23-2011 07:32 AM

i had twin zombie girls twin alien girls and twin cyborg girls :pimp now! :1orglaugh

Caligari 09-23-2011 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18446833)

Ah...you're just a Nekromantik at heart;)

John-ACWM 09-23-2011 10:01 AM

Some pretty cool stuff LOL

seeandsee 09-23-2011 10:03 AM

girls will be more excited

spazlabz 09-23-2011 10:06 AM

hahaha that is brilliant! I love their Lady Lager Sex in a can too!

Caligari 09-23-2011 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee (Post 18447212)
girls will be more excited

As far as the Zombie Dildo is concerned, Linnea Quigley agrees;)


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