Husband Can Explain Lewd Google Search History
 

Dam Canadians have all the answers



EDMONTON, AB?Local husband and father of two, Richard Poitras, 42, announced today that there is a perfectly logical explanation for the long list of raunchy Google searches that recently appeared out of nowhere on his internet browser?s search history.

In a response to questioning from his wife, which began yesterday, Poitras said, ?Listen, I?m no computer whiz, but I think I have an idea how this could have happened.?

He went on to describe a spam email he vaguely remembers opening, completely on accident. ?That email must have linked my system up with some kind of hacker.?



http://smew.com/index.php?option=com...amp;Itemid=574

Hahahahah

“Some of those words were just…so disgusting. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing.”

wtf is wrong with people... the search terms he used seem pretty clean to me... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Oh sweet, Smew looks like an Onion competitor that doesn't suck

http://smew.com/media/k2/items/cache...46283c98_M.jpg


:1orglaugh

I hate those hacker adding search history emails. LOL

brb, adding "booty shaking ass webcam" to all my keyword lists

Maybe if his stupid wife dolled herself up a bit and sucked his dick, he wouldn't be searching for porn so much.

I think she's kind of hot. I could dress her up and have a bit of fun - no problem...

I must assume you are using the Celsius scale.

This picture explains it all. ALL.

they ripped off a funny yahoo answers that was posted on reddit a few days ago.

pretty sure he must have searched for those words, lol.

is that a real news site?

GAWD I KNOW RIGHT!!??

you'd think there'd be a filter or something

the problem is his wife is searching his history

We just need to do away with disgusting words like that. Wipe them from society.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup

how did this got to be news ?

If she believes it, he might get away with it :-)

damn hackeers doing g search true his comp

I'm so glad my wife just laughs at the terms suggested for me;-)

if you have to lie to keep your wife close to you, that says enough

man, those hackers are getting so crafty!!! LOL

*pretty* sure?