I want to have phone sex with the Avast Anti-Virus voice
 

Avast Anti-Virus pops up every morning about 3am to let me know that it is up to date. It has always had this robotic voice that says, "Avast Anti-Virus database is up to date." Recently they changed it to a woman's voice and she sounds kind of hot. . .I want to talk dirty to her.

Or maybe I am just up too late and should go to bed.

Perhaps you should talk to the avast support. It says that they take all compliments and questions 24/7.

Haven't heard it. I must have it on mute.

i cant afford avast anti virus... :(

LOL. I should call in and ask to talk to the update announcement lady then ask her what she is wearing.

It's free. You can afford that! :)

I cant afford free... So I circumvented it mate... I just bought an iMac..

Good choice. Apple rocks!

I'm not a fan of phone sex...

Kinky :)