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CurrentlySober 09-27-2011 04:19 AM

I am promoting HTML but not getting results? Critique me?
 
I have been promoting 'HTML' (Huge Tits Made Larger) for ages now...

I started back in about 2005 when my natural 24DD wife got enhanced to a 34FF...

But all the resuts in google for html seem to be about web stuff? Not bigger Boob Fetish?

HELP? Whats wrong???

sponsorpimp 09-27-2011 04:22 AM

ummm yep ok, what can I say, I will simply park here and wait for the comments...

CurrentlySober 09-27-2011 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sponsorpimp (Post 18454337)
ummm yep ok, what can I say, I will simply park here and wait for the comments...

Understood :)

I guess you & I, are in the same boat as I am.. Trying out tried and trusted methods of web promotion, yet not getting the results that we want?

I understand.

Take care, and feel free to sit in, to receive help from those who know much more than us,..

:)

rogueteens 09-27-2011 04:40 AM

I'm in the same boat, i've been trying to promote "BBC" Big Black Cocks but cannot get higher than some stupid UK TV station.

CurrentlySober 09-27-2011 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 18454368)
I'm in the same boat, i've been trying to promote "BBC" Big Black Cocks but cannot get higher than some stupid UK TV station.

Again - Fully understand and TOTALLY sympathise..

What you need is Deep Vein Thrombosis - D.V.T. To forward your "Abbreviations' to the BBC..

Overload 09-27-2011 10:23 AM

try CSS - Currently Sober Sucks ... lolz, no pun intended ;)

CurrentlySober 09-27-2011 11:19 AM

CSS is a masterbation fetish isnt it?

Infact, Im sure it is - I even shot a video once where a girl rings me up, asks me if I am a webmaster, and can I help her with some CSS problems?

I agree, but when she arrives, she has one hand down her knickers, and the other up her top, rubbing at herself furiously...

She said 'Help Me! Help Me ! I've got CSS problems... "Continual Self Stimulation"...

So... I fucked her silly !

GOOD TIMES ! :thumbsup

munki 09-27-2011 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18455064)
CSS is a masterbation fetish isnt it?

Infact, Im sure it is - I even shot a video once where a girl rings me up, asks me if I am a webmaster, and can I help her with some CSS problems?

I agree, but when she arrives, she has one hand down her knickers, and the other up her top, rubbing at herself furiously...

She said 'Help Me! Help Me ! I've got CSS problems... "Continual Self Stimulation"...

So... I fucked her silly !

GOOD TIMES ! :thumbsup

Personally I'm a big fan of the Cock Swallowing Sluts...

indo 09-27-2011 11:22 AM

you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling

DVTimes 09-27-2011 11:27 AM

i have been promoting I.R.A - I Ride Applepie (girls sitting nude in applepie).,

but i keep getting police comming to my house when i post on blogs when i ask who I should shoot for the IRA.

epitome 09-27-2011 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indo (Post 18455070)
you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling

Markham?

indo 09-27-2011 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 18455157)
Markham?

i dont know who the fuck that is, but after searching for 1 second, no.

continue trolling, because you must be trolling.

in my time browsing threads I see there are alot of dumb motherfuckers, so I wasnt sure if this was a legitimate question or a troll

Babaganoosh 09-27-2011 12:10 PM

You should focus on micro niches. Might I suggest a subset of your current niche

HTML 4
http://thedemotivators.com/wp-conten..._04/4-tits.jpg

ManPuppy 09-27-2011 12:10 PM

Sorry to hear about your trouble, Sober, but I'm doing great with GHB.com (Gay Hairy Bodybuilders.) But only on the Pharm ads, strangely...

Bladewire 09-27-2011 12:16 PM

Images from your promo site come up third in Google Images :jerkoff
http://www.incrediblecontent.com/tgp...el/media/2.jpg

Grapesoda 09-27-2011 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indo (Post 18455070)
you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

a part of marketing is knowing the demographic and mindstate of your user. I hope youre trolling

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

redwhiteandblue 09-27-2011 12:47 PM

I'm having the same problems with the Double Vaginal Dildo niche.

czarina 09-27-2011 12:50 PM

you chose a bad acronym, that's for sure

KLAN 09-27-2011 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by indo (Post 18455070)
you gotta be kidding me dude. 99.999999% of people searching for "html" are searching how to build websites, not Huge Tits Made Larger.

I think he is right. I don't see how you can expect to get something good from a kind of traffic that doesn't suit with this biz. Or maybe I'm missing something?

mavruda 09-27-2011 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina (Post 18455248)
you chose a bad acronym, that's for sure

Yeah, he should try with something more safe like : CSS , PHP or C++... The last one has a lot of potential...

indo 09-27-2011 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bm bradley (Post 18455236)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

care to expand on that thought?

Bladewire 09-27-2011 02:07 PM

http://www.crusha.com/gifs/BubbleGumBoobsExpand.gif

Overload 09-27-2011 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18455175)
You should focus on micro niches. Might I suggest a subset of your current niche

HTML 4
http://thedemotivators.com/wp-conten..._04/4-tits.jpg

lmao! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :thumbsup


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