Asian chicks
 

have crush on me....

Explain?

I don't know...do you smell like duck sauce?

Confucius say, "Small tent in knockoff Chinese jeans make Asian whore feel at home..."

Pix or it didn't happen

Because you have small feet and can afford a Coach bag???

Size 11, 6'2" tall, run your imagination.

http://d267w4oc0y54w5.cloudfront.net...jpg?1316498281
http://d267w4oc0y54w5.cloudfront.net...jpg?1316653275
http://d267w4oc0y54w5.cloudfront.net...jpg?1314733076

6'2?
It is illegal for you to be with a short chick.

Small penis maybe??

These bitches are ugly and the pics look like they were stolen out of a dating site. Also, this pic:
http://d267w4oc0y54w5.cloudfront.net...jpg?1316653275

All of the white men in the back ground either make her a whore or you gave her a $10 bill posed your waitress at General Chong's House of Monkeyshit Buffet

I'm used to dating spinners :) , the only advantage tall women have
it's more convenient to walk along with.

Can't compete with mandingo that's for sure...

I wonder how Markham won you over in trolling? You are a pro, not even a comic but Dark Troll :)

oh please you have been married for like 20 years what spinners and "dating"?? haha
and where are you finding these Asian chicks who have a crush on you?
There are like 5 of them in total in your village :1orglaugh

Your threads are fun to pick on! that's why he is joking maybe.

Marina in da house, no more fun. :offtopic

and fuck coach bag ( ghey! ), i only order manhattan portage!

hehehehehe :pimp

yes yuck kitaizi ruined the whole brand!

I bet you think strippers like you too.

Ouchies :(

Are you a white guy or look like Hello Kitty? hehe

You should be fucking them instead of posting about them having crushes on GFY.

Some serious fuck machine on your avatar!

Louie? Is that you?

this is racist! why are you calling me white? I am a caucasian non-american!

But She said I was the only wonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, hon. lol.

Asian chicks have a crush on my wallet

Ding, ding, ding, we got a winner. Or should I say "Winnah winnah chicken dinnah"

no hear, no talkee, juss wokee.

The haters are trying to deflate your crush.

http://i53.tinypic.com/28qyx3n.jpg

maybe you have big penis