Redhead Joke
 

REDHEADS
>
>
> Barack Obama was looking for a call girl.
> He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a
> brunette and a
> redhead.
>
> To the blonde he said,
>
> 'I am the President of the United States.
>
> How much would it cost me to spend some time with
> you?'
>
>
> She replied, '$200'.
>
> To the brunette he said,
>
> 'I am the President of the United States.
>
> How much would it cost me to spend some time with
> you?'
>
>
>
> She replied, '$100'.
>
>
>
> He then asked the redhead.
>
> Her reply was,
>
>
> 'Mr. President, if you can get my skirt up as high
> as my taxes, my pants
> down as low as my wages,
>
> get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are
> living in, and keep
> it rising like the price of gas,
>
> keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me
> the way you have
> the retirees,
>
> then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!'

I'd pay the $300 for both the Blonde and brunette and leave the chatty redhead alone.

Exactly. She sounds like a retarded teabagger anyway.

That was funnier than the joke.

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Morph

The sweater I'm wearing is funnier than that joke.

Actually, that's not even a fucking joke. There's no punchline. There's just a meandering "punch paragraph". A punchline is a single concise sentence that that sums up - and focuses - the humour in the preceding statements.

This is just stupid bullshit that quickly turns into an unfocused rant. I can't believe an actual adult copied that "joke" from their inbox and posted it here.

Hey, LC777_BCM_GRT_4WD_SRT... next time you do something like this, at least spend twenty seconds cleaning up your post. I don't come here to get fucking email forwards, you stupid cunt.

I don't give a fuck about the President of The United States - insult him all you want - but I DO love redheads.

...and there's your fucking punchline - even if its not funny.

Bada-Boom-Badda-Bing...

My Red
 

My redhead probably doesn't know who is president, but reads New Scientist every issue.

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were is the joke

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LOL no redhead sex!

Make the redhead run the camera and provide the monologue.

Sometimes the first reply is the best... :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

nice thread save

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