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xxxjay 10-13-2011 11:31 PM

So, a good chunk of my ear got torn off today...
 
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Spunky 10-13-2011 11:32 PM

Ouch.that will leave a mark

media 10-13-2011 11:37 PM

Awwww cmon Jay... I've seen worse damage done by pimps ripping out whores earings.. Hell.. my ears had 3/4 inch plugs in them and that still looks better than my ears.. haha

xxxjay 10-13-2011 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by media (Post 18490269)
Awwww cmon Jay... I've seen worse damage done by pimps ripping out whores earings.. Hell.. my ears had 3/4 inch plugs in them and that still looks better than my ears.. haha

Haha, say that as you are hiking up a dusty trail with your earlobe dangling from a thing piece of skin...

:(

media 10-13-2011 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 18490273)
Haha, say that as you are hiking up a dusty trail with your earlobe dangling from a thing piece of skin...

:(

Haha my fiance is laughing right now saying that same shit happened to her when she was 4 years old.. She caught her ear lobe on the side of a pop up campers sheet metal while playing with friends.. Her grandpa offered her a Blow Pop.. She didnt even goto the doctor.. He asked her "Are you hurt or injured?" Old military man.. She got a bandaid and a pat on the butt afterwards...

Are you hurt or are you injured?

JFK 10-14-2011 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 18490273)
Haha, say that as you are hiking up a dusty trail with your earlobe dangling from a thing piece of skin...

:(

OUCH, how did you manage that ?:Oh crap

I.C. Wiener 10-14-2011 02:30 AM

Ouch! But hey, at least guys with scars are more attractive to chicks. All girls want bad and dangerous dudes. :-)

cherrylula 10-14-2011 05:39 AM

damn I thought it would be some crazy story involving chicks, guitars and a crack pipe, wtf you fell? :1orglaugh

ouchie

Barry-xlovecam 10-14-2011 05:51 AM

Scar won't be that bad in 10 years -- My cousin (a Dermatologist -- Plastic Surgeon) cut a basal cell melanoma (a cancerous malignancy) off my cheek (near the sideburn) 3/4x3/4 was removed (deep) then sutured it up -- left a similar scar and it's hardly noticeable now. He recommenced "tri-sporin" antibiotic topical cream to speed clean healing -- buy some ...

Fletch XXX 10-14-2011 05:53 AM

torn off? hardly! thats but a scratch ;)

Just Alex 10-14-2011 06:33 AM

Half of your ear? Drama queen :2 cents:

Loryn 10-14-2011 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by media (Post 18490282)
He asked her "Are you hurt or injured?" Old military man.. She got a bandaid and a pat on the butt afterwards...

Sounds like my Dad... I LOVE HIM... Your girlfriends tough now isn't she??? :thumbsup I popped 3 of my fingers out of socket when I was 11, (one of a million injuries) they looked broke because they were pointing straight to the right... LOL I was out in the middle of a field building forts, like ya do, and my fingers got caught in a tree branch we were breaking off a tree to help build the fort... I remembered what my Dad told me, if you break a toe or finger or even arm, just reach out and grab it right away and pull it straight, if you wait until you get to the hospital it's going to hurt A LOT worse... SOOO I just reached out grabbed those fuckers and pulled them straight... I kept building the fort even with my hand swollen... When I was little, my arm or leg would have to fall off completely for me to stop playing and go home... Probably why, as an adult, I'm one of the last people to go home from a party... LOL

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Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18490652)
damn I thought it would be some crazy story involving chicks, guitars and a crack pipe, wtf you fell? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by xxxjay (Post 18490260)

VERY VERY VERY attractive my friend... Girls are going to nibble on that all the time... :Graucho

blackmonsters 10-14-2011 11:12 AM

Looks like a hairy anus rimmed with shit stains and lesions.

CyberHustler 10-14-2011 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18490652)
damn I thought it would be some crazy story involving chicks, guitars and a crack pipe, wtf you fell? :1orglaugh

ouchie

:1orglaugh

martinsc 10-14-2011 11:19 AM

ouch.......

BareBacked 10-14-2011 11:55 AM

I think I see some lice in that beard

LOL

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