Do I really need an 18 inch RECEIPT for just one item
 

Fuck'n Seriously Bevmo, Home Depot, Jack in the box all over a foot long and I just buy one item.

Just think of it as free toilet paper...

Cool story.

Yes, you do.

you would probably complain if they did not give you one

Great idea, I guess I'll save a few in my wallet in case shit happens...

They could at least throw a QR Code on it so I can shoot it with my phone and try and win something.

HAHAHA!

So true!!!!!

Of course you need it, you just didn't knew what for, until CurrentlySober enlightened you :pimp

From the late Mitch Hedberg

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this. I can't imagine a scenario that I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut. To some skeptical friend, Don't even act like I didn't buy a doughnut, I've got the documentation right here... It's in my file at home. ...Under "D".

Sears is another one that's horrible with receipts and throw away coupons :2 cents:

Coming from you, +1

RIP Mitch Hedburg :(

My favorites are the CVS receipts where I get $3 off huggies.

First off, I am on their loyalty program so they know everything I've ever bought. Since I don't have kids, I've never purchased diapers and therefore do not need a coupon for them every other purchase.

I do like their extra bucks that are the same as cash though. They can load my receipt with all of them that they want.

I was fortunate enough to see him live several years ago. Such a funny guy.

HAHA I just sent Sears a real shitty email and told them I dont want any of their crappy products and would never buy from them because they keep sending me spam emails every second day

Yup, best one since this one :winkwink:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1042004

Its funny how they do this, then have ads all over for "being green."

Some one had to bring Paul M into another thread... :1orglaugh


JFK :helpme

It's always about the poo with you isn't it?

Ask if you can buy an extended warranty with it next time

That's a shame. I bought a few products from Sears and wasn not satisfied with the product.

I took them back and - because Sears reduced the price on the product - I got a credit PLUS the difference in cash.

I buy something at Sears for $999 bucks (a TV), and it goes on sale two weeks later because the new model just came in (at $849). I exchange the old one for the new one AND get a $149 credit.

No questions asked.

They should really make it optional. I don't need a receipt for a fucking red bull or a simple lunch. Save a fucking tree already.

The day he either died or was found and Comedy Central played his special, at the end he says "I love you" and the screen went to black and said "We love you too." and the dates of birth/death. I cried.

It seriously is a waste. I don't need a roll of paper when I buy a coffee.

And don't get me started on the goddamn junk mail that is stuffed in my mailbox day afater day. I don't want any Pottery Barn coupons motherfuckers.

That is to funny. I went to CVS Pharmacy, bought two items and got a long ass receipt. I think the actual receipt part was only a few inches, the rest was coupons and promos. That is a lot of wasted paper. I love how Apple Stores do it. You want a printed receipt then you get one or they can send you one to your email. Save a tree and get rid of receipts.

I fucking hate receipts if I'm not buying an expensive electronic or something. But for some reason I feel sketch when I just swipe my card and walk away before waiting for the receipt. And I also feel like someone is going to somehow hack my bank account or something with the information on my receipt so I can't throw it on the ground or in the stores garbage can so I wind up balling it up into my pocket or center console of my car where it sits for weeks before I clean them all out.

They are wasting trees on the process.

I think we're on to something here, I did a google search.... there's others that feel the same way. Would be funny to build a site around customers who hate long receipts/coupons :winkwink:

In Australia they usually ask if you want a receipt or not when you buy petrol/gas. No idea why no one else seems too.

While we are on the topic. We get two local newspapers delivered a week. The vast majority of people don't read it all and pick it up off the lawn and throw it straight into the recycling bin. Massive waste of time and money but the local papers like to sprout their huge readerships lol.