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garce 10-19-2011 03:47 PM

Newbie Nudes - Reply To My Emails.
 
We do this bullshit dance everytime I (and a LOT of your other affiliates) want to get paid.

I sent you new banking info on Oct. 5. Still waiting...

I request payouts (you have a $200 minimum - I don't request payout for anything under $1,000) - but you never, ever, send a payout unless I post at GFY. THEN you say things like, "Don't post at GFY!" and "You don't send enough sales!" There was a time I was making you $1,000 a month. You don't pay - I don't send sales.

I don't send sales anymore because YOU NEVER FUCKING PAY ME UNLESS I POST A GFY!

Here's an idea - Everytime I ASK for money (Once I get past your $200 minimum), just you fucking send it. I have a feeling I'm your last affiliate - and you don't pay, so I'm leaving.

DO NOT come to GFY or send me emails crying about "Wah, wah, wah - you went public! Don't do that that again..." Wah, wah, wah, you do not fucking pay!

Fact is - for about two years years - the only times I've EVER been paid by Newbie Nudes was when I bitched at GFY. You have my new banking information - get off your ass - and fucking pay your affiliates. Not just me - but I WILLl make this a permanent mess for you.

And DO NOT even think about complaining to me. You asked me not to post here, but you DO NOT pay. Wire me the money when I ask for it. I asked for it two weeks ago.

We've gone through this for years, "bro". You don't pay - I bitch - then you finally send money. You ask me NOT to complain at GFY. We worked something out - I send you sales, you fucking pay. Pay me, and I won't complain. But you have a very hard time doing that...

No excuses - waddle your ass down to the bank and fire off a wire payment. If I don't receive a wire within 48 hours - after waiting since JUNE! - we'll all know what you're made of.

I will hold off on the "Made of" statement. Everything else I've said here - you have earned.

ANYWAYS! I appreciate the response you given an affiliate that's promoted your site for over four years.

Actually, that's been NO RESPONSE. Fucking pay. Simple.

Pay. Don't reply - just pay.

DamianJ 10-19-2011 03:52 PM

run roh :(

Dubya 10-19-2011 04:04 PM

fuck em, move on.

shit listed.

garce 10-19-2011 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18502366)
fuck em, move on.

shit listed.


This a dance we do all the fucking time - for years. Sad thing is, there's other affiliates that make less than me and don't get paid at all.

Dubya - a very concise summation of the situation - and excelllent advice.

I've been on such a hot streak that I've lost almost as money as I've made over the last six months.

HardlinkSells 10-19-2011 07:40 PM

It sucks, there has been a few programs that treat me the same way and I do eventually get paid, but honestly gets old.

There are greedy, procrastinating companies that want traffic from their affiliates, but when they don't take their time to write a check or wire money that company becomes less reputable.

It isn't that hard and I know in todays society program it cost more to maintain and be active with a program, but be honest with your affiliates.

Trust and honesty is a two way street last time I checked.

porno jew 10-19-2011 07:46 PM

yeah just went through the same dance this week with a fucking cocksucker of a program. fuck them. links and traffic pulled.

garce 10-20-2011 10:39 PM

One last bump for old time's sake.

Hey, Newbie Nudes bro! Remember our dance? You don't pay and I call you out at GFY? Hilarious!

The TIMES we used to have, bro! Fucking memories. You wouldn't pay and I'd post here at GFY. Then you'd write asking me not to "do that" anymore, but you actually paid after I posted here? Remember when you used to pay? Maybe you don't.

Its cool, though. Pay me the 1,200 bucks you owe me and I'll still rag on you. Too late to get out of THAT bullshit! It'll be funny, though. Really... You'll close my account, you won't pay, and I will quietly humiliate your site for the next twenty years.

Mix some HGH in with your milk and banana shakes and become a man. Toss in a couple of raw eggs, get off your ass, grow some hair on your chest, and waddle your fat ass down to the bank. Pay your affiliates. Grow a pair of fucking balls.

I know you've read this, and I know you're hiding like the little coward bitch you are. I'm not quite sure you're going to like what follows these posts, my "friend".

stocktrader23 10-20-2011 10:42 PM

This industry went to complete shit.

garce 10-20-2011 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktrader23 (Post 18505590)
This industry went to complete shit.

Yup. I spend more time removing links than I do updating my sites. I'm seriously tempted to just redirect the whole works - and some of these sites are over twelve years old - and just say "Fuck You!"

I haven't given up, but I am REALLY getting sick of manually going over six years worth of posts and deleting the dead sites by hand.

stocktrader23 10-20-2011 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18505633)
Yup. I spend more time removing links than I do updating my sites. I'm seriously tempted to just redirect the whole works - and some of these sites are over twelve years old - and just say "Fuck You!"

I haven't given up, but I am REALLY getting sick of manually going over six years worth of posts and deleting the dead sites by hand.

Sorry man, I'm glad to say I am 100% free.

garce 10-21-2011 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktrader23 (Post 18505634)
Sorry man, I'm glad to say I am 100% free.



I have no idea what this has to do with anything. Don't ever apologize to me - unless you run Newbie Nudes.

Btw... The Who is the worst fucking band in the history of music. Fucking pathetic.

porno jew 10-21-2011 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktrader23 (Post 18505634)
Sorry man, I'm glad to say I am 100% free.

ok. shoo then. bye.

BIGTYMER 10-21-2011 12:28 AM

Did they pay?

martinsc 10-21-2011 01:20 AM

:Oh crap

garce 10-27-2011 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 18505737)
Did they pay?

Nope. Still waiting. Not even a reply.

Hum de dum...

porno jew 10-27-2011 02:12 AM

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garce 10-27-2011 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18518402)
Youre so cool! I dont suppose Ive read similar to this before. So nice to find any person with many authentic tips on this subject. realy appreciate beginning this up. this web site is something that?s needed on the net, somebody with a bit of bit originality. helpful job for bringing new stuff for the web! an excellent article dude. Thanks Nevertheless I will be experiencing situation with ur rss . Don?t know why Struggling to join it. Possibly there is anyone getting similar rss downside? Anyone who knows kindly respond.

Okie dokie, then...

Kolargol 10-27-2011 03:32 AM

Do you still promote them even after they tried not to pay you in the past?

NewbieNudes 10-27-2011 03:35 AM

First I have seen this thread - believe it or not - surprised noone told me in ICQ.. is GFY this dead lately?

Garce as usual you'll be paid ASAP, and sorry you felt the need to do this again.

garce 10-27-2011 03:41 AM

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NewbieNudes 10-27-2011 03:44 AM

Dude - you can't call someone a thief when they haven't stolen anything! Have I ever said you wont be paid. Dude - I just said - I just found this thread and I am going to wire you now. FFS I don't live on GFY - what is wrong with your ICQ??

garce 10-27-2011 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18518513)
First I have seen this thread - believe it or not - surprised noone told me in ICQ.. is GFY this dead lately?

Garce as usual you'll be paid ASAP, and sorry you felt the need to do this again.

Just make sure you use the new banking info I sent you. Please.

garce 10-27-2011 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18518527)
Dude - you can't call someone a thief when they haven't stolen anything! Have I ever said you wont be paid. Dude - I just said - I just found this thread and I am going to wire you now. FFS I don't live on GFY - what is wrong with your ICQ??

Let's not go there. We do this dance every three months. I NEVER get a response from you unless I post here.

I deleted my post. I sent you new wire info. I've sent emails without receiving a response. Back in June, I said I'd contact you in three months. I initiated contact on Oct.5, 2011.

You may have the single greatest amateur site on the internet (my words - your site is brilliant), but I can't do this anymore. I need either regular payments or responses, or I can't promote you anymore - and that's about where I am now.

I'm at the point where I'd like to clear the account and move on. I love your website, but I got to promote the people who send wires without the drama.

I just can't do it anymore, bro. Before you send the wire, just PLEASE make sure you have my new banking info.

Arton 10-27-2011 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18518527)
Dude -...I just found this thread and I am going to wire you now. FFS I don't live on GFY - what is wrong with your ICQ??


LOL so it simple: No Topic on GFY = NO Payouts

:thumbsup

NewbieNudes 10-27-2011 04:11 AM

You've been paid now.

NewbieNudes 10-27-2011 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Arton (Post 18518565)
LOL so it simple: No Topic on GFY = NO Payouts

:thumbsup

:thumbsup

Oh and use ICQ first..

Mike Dutch 10-27-2011 07:22 AM

garce , whats your contact details?

NewbieNudes 10-27-2011 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Dutch (Post 18518848)
garce , whats your contact details?

Thanks for the bump :thumbsup

fris 10-27-2011 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18518513)
First I have seen this thread - believe it or not - surprised noone told me in ICQ.. is GFY this dead lately?

Garce as usual you'll be paid ASAP, and sorry you felt the need to do this again.

its not like this is a one time thing, do a search on newbienudes, and you will see many people having this issue on getting paid.

threads

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1020...ht=newbienudes
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=9642...ht=newbienudes
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=9560...ht=newbienudes
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=9564...ht=newbienudes

Kenny B! 10-27-2011 07:38 AM

Nothing worse than having to chase people for YOUR money.

Sadly I think I'll be making a thread like this on Monday if a company I've been chasing for months doesn't pay me by the end of the month.

onedree 10-27-2011 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18502331)
We do this bullshit dance everytime I (and a LOT of your other affiliates) want to get paid.

DO NOT come to GFY or send me emails crying about "Wah, wah, wah - you went public! Don't do that that again..." Wah, wah, wah, you do not fucking pay!

I am currently looking for programs to promote.. obviously NewbieNudes is one to stay away from ...

NewbieNudes 10-27-2011 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by onedree (Post 18518886)
I am currently looking for programs to promote.. obviously NewbieNudes is one to stay away from ...

Not at all, we convert well in our niche and have never not paid an affiliate. We have a prefect record (although not on schedule)

fris 10-27-2011 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18518898)
Not at all, we convert well in our niche and have never not paid an affiliate. We have a prefect record (although not on schedule)

far from a perfect record when people have to chase you down to pay $7,000

NewbieNudes 10-27-2011 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 18518918)
far from a perfect record when people have to chase you down to pay $7,000

Peoples - NO ONE has ever not been paid by us. I would fully support this thread if there was anyone that hadn't been paid, but that is not the case.

We have been screwed over by countless people in this biz, but it is NOT how we do business.

Arton 10-27-2011 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18518898)
Not at all, we convert well in our niche and have never not paid an affiliate. We have a prefect record (although not on schedule)

hehe Perfect record :thumbsup

well if you haven`t seen this just few more ppl who write topics about your paying on time


https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1020...ht=newbienudes
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=9642...ht=newbienudes
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=9560...ht=newbienudes
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=9564...ht=newbienudes

fris 10-27-2011 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18518924)
Peoples - NO ONE has ever not been paid by us. I would fully support this thread if there was anyone that hadn't been paid, but that is not the case.

We have been screwed over by countless people in this biz, but it is NOT how we do business.

Im not saying you guys dont pay, its the fact that people have to chase you down on forums, months later to get paid.

stocktrader23 10-27-2011 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 18519086)
Im not saying you guys dont pay, its the fact that people have to chase you down on forums, months later to get paid.

At this point chasing someone that does eventually pay isn't the worst that could happen. :1orglaugh

garce 10-29-2011 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktrader23 (Post 18519158)
At this point chasing someone that does eventually pay isn't the worst that could happen. :1orglaugh

The worst that could happen is this:

He pays once every four months - but only if you post at GFY. That's why I think I'm the only affiliate he has left.

He pays by wire. $200 minimum. Send info to the email address on his site and you'll be paid. Yeah, right...

Sent him my new banking information - TWICE. No reply. Posted on GFY - BEGGING him to use my new bank info - and he STILL blindly sends it to the old account. For me, there's 1,420 bucks deposited in my (soon to be ex-wife's) account.

Newbie Nudes, bro. We're done. If I have to come to GFY to get paid, then its beyond recovery. I sent you my new info twice. I posted in this very thread "Could you please send the money to the new account..."

You don't read or pay attention. You DO NOT check your emails. As far as I'm concerned, you still owe me $1400. You sent the money to the WRONG account - even after multiple (even public) warnings.

anexsia 10-29-2011 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18522802)
The worst that could happen is this:

He pays once every four months - but only if you post at GFY. That's why I think I'm the only affiliate he has left.

He pays by wire. $200 minimum. Send info to the email address on his site and you'll be paid. Yeah, right...

Sent him my new banking information - TWICE. No reply. Posted on GFY - BEGGING him to use my new bank info - and he STILL blindly sends it to the old account. For me, there's 1,420 bucks deposited in my (soon to be ex-wife's) account.

Newbie Nudes, bro. We're done. If I have to come to GFY to get paid, then its beyond recovery. I sent you my new info twice. I posted in this very thread "Could you please send the money to the new account..."

You don't read or pay attention. You DO NOT check your emails. As far as I'm concerned, you still owe me $1400. You sent the money to the WRONG account - even after multiple (even public) warnings.

Oh man that sucks :Oh crap hope you get this all sorted out.

NewbieNudes 10-29-2011 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18522802)
The worst that could happen is this:

He pays once every four months - but only if you post at GFY. That's why I think I'm the only affiliate he has left.

He pays by wire. $200 minimum. Send info to the email address on his site and you'll be paid. Yeah, right...

Sent him my new banking information - TWICE. No reply. Posted on GFY - BEGGING him to use my new bank info - and he STILL blindly sends it to the old account. For me, there's 1,420 bucks deposited in my (soon to be ex-wife's) account.

Newbie Nudes, bro. We're done. If I have to come to GFY to get paid, then its beyond recovery. I sent you my new info twice. I posted in this very thread "Could you please send the money to the new account..."

You don't read or pay attention. You DO NOT check your emails. As far as I'm concerned, you still owe me $1400. You sent the money to the WRONG account - even after multiple (even public) warnings.

Sheesh.

How it went down...

I see your thread - pay you $1,400 the minute I read the first post.

Only after that do I see you are talking about a new account number. Then I get onto my bank and try stop the wire. The wire's gone, they couldn't stop it, if your wife has the money then the issue is between her and you.

Let's just hope they are able to stop it at your bank's end because I escalated it again with them yesterday. Garce, we don't need to continue this on GFY,we are in email contact right now aren't we?

One final note, you have sent like 8 sales in the last YEAR. It's only because our site retains so well that you are still making bank on our 50-50 revshare, so even if you "pull your links" you'll still be making like $4,500 (the amount you have earned in from us in the same time you have sent only 8 sales!!)

There is a saying - don't bite the hand that feeds you.

I think sending 8 sales a year, the same year we've paid you $4,500 and then creating such a big deal is completely unfair on us.

What do you mean by "we're done"? Do you want your account cancelled and then not receive any more of your $4,500 a year for next to no effort? Doesn't make sense.

:error

TeenCat 10-29-2011 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18518571)
:thumbsup

Oh and use ICQ first..

so everyone have to contact you before get payment, or only few guys on gfy have this problem? do you have in terms that everyone have to request payment from you? if not, fuck you man talk shit whatever you want, but you have to take care about payments for your affiliates, like in real life jobs. so, fuck off once again, asshole ... :2 cents:

marlboroack 10-29-2011 04:46 AM

Ok, so who is it this time? That is the info you need to post at GFY

NewbieNudes 10-29-2011 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 18522929)
so everyone have to contact you before get payment

Yes. Our affiliate system has ALWAYS worked on a "request to get paid when over a certain threshold" system.

If affiliates are not cool with that - then that's fine. It's not like we changed anything. It has always been that way and there has never been an affiliate that hasn't been paid.

Why the fuck would any business want to burn affiliates? As in Garce's case - we are so fucking honest the guy has been paid $4.5k and only sent 8 sales in the whole past year. Most other programs would shave the fuck out of him or not pay him because he hasn't met minimum traffic targets would they not?

If you want to look at it on a per sale basis, it's $566 PER SIGNUP.

Our affiliates fucking love our site (Garce said so too), and it's why I don't mind talking about it on here, because we have nothing to hide and have a 100% perfect record in affiliate payouts. (in that we have NEVER not met payment obligations)

fris 10-29-2011 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18522911)
Sheesh.

How it went down...

I see your thread - pay you $1,400 the minute I read the first post.

Only after that do I see you are talking about a new account number. Then I get onto my bank and try stop the wire. The wire's gone, they couldn't stop it, if your wife has the money then the issue is between her and you.

Let's just hope they are able to stop it at your bank's end because I escalated it again with them yesterday. Garce, we don't need to continue this on GFY,we are in email contact right now aren't we?

One final note, you have sent like 8 sales in the last YEAR. It's only because our site retains so well that you are still making bank on our 50-50 revshare, so even if you "pull your links" you'll still be making like $4,500 (the amount you have earned in from us in the same time you have sent only 8 sales!!)

There is a saying - don't bite the hand that feeds you.

I think sending 8 sales a year, the same year we've paid you $4,500 and then creating such a big deal is completely unfair on us.

What do you mean by "we're done"? Do you want your account cancelled and then not receive any more of your $4,500 a year for next to no effort? Doesn't make sense.

:error

thats not the issue, its the fact people have to chase you down to get paid.

just search for your program, its not just him, plenty of others have had to do this as well.

its like you only pay when you feel like it.

programs that have a good record always pay on the date, not 5 days later, not a month later.

You shouldnt have to contact a program to get paid.

Dubya 10-29-2011 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18522911)
Sheesh.

How it went down...

I see your thread - pay you $1,400 the minute I read the first post.

Only after that do I see you are talking about a new account number. Then I get onto my bank and try stop the wire. The wire's gone, they couldn't stop it, if your wife has the money then the issue is between her and you.

Let's just hope they are able to stop it at your bank's end because I escalated it again with them yesterday. Garce, we don't need to continue this on GFY,we are in email contact right now aren't we?

One final note, you have sent like 8 sales in the last YEAR. It's only because our site retains so well that you are still making bank on our 50-50 revshare, so even if you "pull your links" you'll still be making like $4,500 (the amount you have earned in from us in the same time you have sent only 8 sales!!)

There is a saying - don't bite the hand that feeds you.

I think sending 8 sales a year, the same year we've paid you $4,500 and then creating such a big deal is completely unfair on us.

What do you mean by "we're done"? Do you want your account cancelled and then not receive any more of your $4,500 a year for next to no effort? Doesn't make sense.

:error

Hey fuck face cock sucker, why do people have to chase you down and create threads to be paid? If garce never did create this thread you just wouldn't have paid him. Fucking fag.

NewbieNudes 10-30-2011 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce
Public Apology to Newbie Nudes - and GFY
Without going into details, there is apparently something wrong with me. Something that causes me to lash out when I get over-tired.

I just got home a few hours ago after having my first real sleep in weeks, and I am embarrassed by the way I've behaved here. I have to go back to hospital 8 a.m. Monday, but there's a good chance (seeing as how I won't be sleeping...) that I might randomly snap again.

So I apologize to Newbie Nudes and the general GFY population for my recent behaviour. Newbie Nudes is a good site. He's a bitch to get in touch with, but he's a good guy.

Right now, I just seem to be focusing my anger on him. And DVTimes. And a couple other people here.

I don't know WHEN I'll be out of hospital, or even IF I'll get out, but maybe could someone ban me from GFY until further notice? I am literally humiliating myself and I have no control over it.

I DO love you all - but in five minutes I might just hate you. And I can't control it.

Frankly, its humiliating. My behaviour is becoming more embarassing with every passing day. Honestly, I'm getting pissed off now for no reason.

I'm leaving. You won't fucking miss me, either. I just want to scream. Unplugging internet... Goodbye, GFY. FUCK ME!!!

I'll miss you. FUCK!

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=18524554&postcount=1

Apology accepted buddy. I'll make an effort to be more contactable too.

CaptainHowdy 10-30-2011 03:06 PM

The mighty ocean dances with the moon ...

NaughtyVisions 10-30-2011 03:56 PM

I know this is all "resolved" now and stuff, but this was screaming out to me when I read over this thread.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NewbieNudes (Post 18522911)
Sheesh.

How it went down...

I see your thread - pay you $1,400 the minute I read the first post.

Only after that do I see you are talking about a new account number. Then I get onto my bank and try stop the wire. The wire's gone, they couldn't stop it, if your wife has the money then the issue is between her and you.

Let's just hope they are able to stop it at your bank's end because I escalated it again with them yesterday. Garce, we don't need to continue this on GFY,we are in email contact right now aren't we?

If you *read* his first post, the new bank info should have been noticed right away. It was the second sentence in his original post. Just playing devil's advocate, but it seems more like rather than sending the money when you *read* his post, you saw his post, went, "oh shit," sent his money, then actually read the post, which was probably followed by another "oh shit" when you noticed the banking change.

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 18502331)
We do this bullshit dance everytime I (and a LOT of your other affiliates) want to get paid.

I sent you new banking info on Oct. 5. Still waiting...


NewbieNudes 10-30-2011 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 18525620)
I know this is all "resolved" now and stuff, but this was screaming out to me when I read over this thread.

Yep you got that right. Garce has publicly apologized (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1043727), we are making sure to be more contactable, it's all good.

L-Pink 10-30-2011 04:12 PM

"Our affiliate system has ALWAYS worked on a "request to get paid when over a certain threshold" system"

No shit, you have to be chased to get paid? lol

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