**Home Depot Scam**
 

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. This one caught me by surprise.


Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.


It is impossible not to look.


When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds.


You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.


I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th & 29th. Also February 1st & 4th, Twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 30th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.


So tell your friends to be careful.


P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for 2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Home Depot.

haha I like that one.

Oh snap....

LMAO, good one

I think that one has been posted no less than a dozen times here.

I knew it was a lie because there's only 28 days in February.

That was a good one!

Old!!!!!!

this joke if new to me and had a good laugh. read it to my wife and she thought it was funny as well. thanks for posting

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

... per month.

he he he

There is always at least one of you clowns that either post "old" or insert time line pic. Not all of us spend our lives on GFY. So GTF :)

That joke is older than GFY. :2 cents:

old but still funny :1orglaugh

i was wonderign where my wallet went

lolll good one

lol that joke always makes me laugh!

And maby even older then PM :2 cents:

a great joke, glad you posted it.

hhahaha good one

Nothing slips past you...well, except leap years. :upsidedow

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ADG

...for the last century.

Haha heard that one before but it's always funny.

hahaha! their going to cut you next time. funny stuff

LOL sent this to my dumbass friend and his reply was "What a retard, who the fuck gets robbed over and over like that?".

I don't think there are any NEW jokes, but at least this old joke was nicely delivered.

You really should stop that guy logging into your GFY account and posting for you man.

I vote 5 outta 10.

That joke is old as fuck :2 cents:

Oldest trick in the book.:pimp

Funny...

So where did the bitches go after that? haha

LOL good one :)