Fucking terrible flight to JFK ...
 

Stuck beside some fat greasy fucking Mexican that I literally had to keep stuffing back in to his own seat. At one point fuckball was telling his mommy who he was traveling with how rude I was in Spanish. He was a little surprised to learn I speak Spanish and I had no problem letting him know that it was even ruder that he ate so much fucking rice and beans that he couldn't stay in his own fucking seat with out seeping out in to others.

Immediately in front of me a very obvious and rather unattractive transexual was having a "transitioning" chat with the person beside it. Obvious tranny is fucking obvious despite ugly shitty scarf trying to hide your Adam's apple. Like seriously fuck off with your tranny angst and "triggers". Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken asshole and I'll fucking refer to you as he all I like. Don't like it? Too fucking bad. Shut up or kill yourself.

Fuck you in general to Jet Blue and their fatty flight crew.

Oh well, 4 hours from now I'll be back in the warm sunshine of Bermuda so I guess it isn't all bad.

Wish I had time to fuck with the OWS people this trip, hopefully they won't have given up when I get back here in 3 weeks.

Nice story, true or not :thumbsup

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Never flown Jet Blue before in my life, but I needed to be in Seattle Wednesday during the day and need to be back in Bermuda Thursday afternoon and it was the only single stop flight.

The leg room was actually pretty good on the plane, and especially in the "More Room" seats but no business class is kind of a pain. Not that I would NORMALLY fly Business class for a 4.5 hour flight, but when it's a redeye it's worth it for the sleep. No option for that here.

Was a little surprised the redeye was completely full too. There might have been one or two empty seats on the plane max. I guess in hind site it makes sense, JFK must be a pretty common destination.

Tired, crabby and fucking hungry. :(

I never get these problems in first class. You must be poor.

lol like is some tv show :)

One time I got a seat between a really fat lady, and two drunk fucks.... It was an 8 hour flight before another connection. I immediately asked one of the flight crew to move me because there's a fat lady who's fat is taking half of my seat already and these two drunk fucks won't let me sleep for a fucking second, I was immediately moved, to my luck it was next to a hot chick...it was my first time making out with a stranger on a plane few hours later. true story.

You sure you didn't simply fell asleep and then was making out with the fat lady few hours later?

Only in America :) should have seen the hottie seating next to me last time i went to Sweden.

What ever happened to the Smiling-Good looking flight attendants?

Just brutal.

lol awesome

i once got head from a milf...inching closer to gilf..lol..on a redeye home to toronto
didnt get to finish...but it was all good
she was hammered, and later i saw her having all sorts of problems going through customs...goodtimes

The last time I was on a plane, the chick next to me and myself were both on anxiety meds and had the wildest conversation I've ever had in my life. The poor guy next to us was miserable.

This woman told me all about her ex gay husbands and the craziest shit. It was so awesome. She had a purse full of candy and even gave me some vicodins for the road. Got invited to her wedding, but didn't go. :1orglaugh

It was nice to not be the person annoyed on that flight. ha ha ha

sorry WC lol

This has to be asked. Why the fuck would you fly economy ?

That's what you get for flying with the herd...

That's why you need to be more like Cory who flies with the most horrid smelling food chock full of onions. No one wants to sit next to him!

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lol awesome story dude- you should turn this into a country song :p