Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18531431)

All we do is say.

"Someone told me. Is it true?"

Then repeat the lie over and over again without that statement?

If so then this is how to get around the rules. We can defame members of family, accuse people of anything we like with a simple "Someone told me, is it true?" Occasionally.

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18531436)

Do you have a particular thread in mind?

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18531436)

Do you have a particular thread in mind?

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18531438)

Good question

Yeah, on the SOPA thread he started repeatedly and baselessly accusing me of illegal activity, he has done this many times before.

He has also, recently, accused me of lying about who I work with, about my housing, about my finances and even about my marital status. He really does NOTHING but post utter baseless lies intended SOLELY to damage my business. He never has ANY proof of anything he accuses me of.

He should be banned for this, imho.

He is trying to damage by business and my reputation.

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18531444)

Hi Pot, I'm kettle.

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18483101)

Don't talk about Eva like that. I know you bought her, but that doesn't mean you own her man. Play fair now.

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18178754)

More lies from you Paul! Astounding. But this time calling Eric a liar. Wow.

Cool. Whatever. You know the truth and you know you're going to stop libeling (it's libel when it's written down, slander is spoken) me.

I mean, carry on if you want. You know you were told you would get banned if you did, so it's all good with me.

Given your track record with lying and Eric's I think I know who most people will believe.

Good luck with your retirement.

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18162428)

A fourth creative

Following up HTML with a plain text email is really strong.

I would send out a plain text email like this:


Hi Paul,

I sent you an email about a 50% off discount last week and you didn't take me up on it. I wanted to basically beg you to. I'm fucked. My boughtwife has had to take a second job. I'm forced into working for people I despise. And I do nothing but post about free porn and content on gfy all day.

I really need you to buy just one set from me.

Just one.

I know, I know I said "my content isn't good enough", but fuck it, it's cheap.

So, please please please buy it. I'm on my knees. I'm desperate. I need your money to pay my bills.

HELP ME.

CLICK HERE TO BUY MY DRY CUNTED 80's TEENS PICS

--

To unsub from my begging letters click here.

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18152523)

Nah, he's happy cos Daddy is walking him at the playground.

Again.

He loves the attention all those young children give him.


And the dog does too.

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18151408)

Prove it. Post the email to Craig from you saying "Misspell my name the trolls will get all over it" (with full raw headers)

You pointless liar.

Too scared to post the pic of your mansion
Too scared to post the email from your "publisher" about the ebook
Too scared to post the lies from whatever chief exec at N&S you lied about
Too scared to post the email to your designer asking him to misspell your name

Do you know about the boy who cried wolf?

I'm glad you've got the puppy taking up your time now as your troll game is now weak old man.

How do the local school children like him?

PS Did you also ask them to leave off a call to action, to ignore the branding on your site so there is a huge visual disconnect for the surfer? :D When you said the other day you don't understand marketing you were spot on.

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18122407)

Adapt = Suck the cock of piracy for 3k whilst making your paid for manwife work in an office to cover your rent on the hut in the cabbage field.

http://www.hecklerspray.com/wp-conte...chris-rock.jpg

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17914848)

Barefootsies can rejoice and be exceedingly glad because the new Porn Beer is now live.

Woop.

Shot ON LOCATION in a pub in glorious 720p HD!



And special bonus episode where we review Paul Markham's site!

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17873308)

Your troll game is weak today Markham.

Squirt some more cancer dinner into your belly and come back tomorrow when you aren't so addled.

Really, step you your game, son. We've all seen the 'you live in a hovel' bit several times. We've seen the 'you're a magician' bit.

Bring something NEW to the table.

Or I'll start threatening to post about why your make up artist was compelled to resign. And you don't want that, do you, old man?

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 17423817)

Ah, OK. You want to go that route? Cool. Gloves off.

So, I know someone who has employed your old assistant. They told me LOTS of things that you get up to behind closed doors Paulie.

I'd tread very, very carefully if I were you.

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18119790)

I know the "wind up Paul Markham" business well, my friend. Why is it you didn't buy www.paulmarkhamteens.co.uk?

Lol.



Paul, how many films do film critics make before they are allowed to criticise films? That's right! None! People can form opinions on something without actually doing that something. Restaurant critics don't own restaurants. Art critics don't paint. Anyway, you said the best comment about your content, and ladies and gentlemen, I quote "My content isn't good enough anymore". You do the damage yourself.




See above. But frankly your Alexa speaks volumes about your "pay" (and I use the word fucking loosely) site. Still lying about having 348 members? Hehe.


https://img.skitch.com/20110509-nk11...ej6te3jte1.jpg

No wonder you are pissed at people who actually have and understand traffic.



Lots of people know the reason Paul. It's discussed at shows. I just said I won't post it. And I won't. Wouldn't want you getting into more trouble. I know we troll each other, but there are lines. And I won't go over them.



I've never made a comment on your house other than the fact you are too scared to post a picture of it. Why are you so scared? Is it THAT embarrassing? Heheh. Coward. Imagine being so scared to post a pic of the house you boast about.



I don't think you have achieved anything Paul. We both know why you left the UK, we both know why you are too scared to post a pic of your mansion. What you have, is a wife you bought, who you make go out to work while you suck the cock of piracy and post lies. Lol. Sucks to be you.



Just post a link to prove you're right.

Oh yeah, you can't.

Just stop with the lying Paul. It's tiresome. You've had to beg for help from this community on several occasions. If you keep posting obvious lies, do you think people will help you in the future?

It's likely, from what I hear, you will need help again. So I'd cut out the lying, or just reduce it a little.

xxx

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18531446)

You post malicious lies.

I post quotes from you about thinking teachers need a will of iron not to fuck a child in their care.

D'oh!

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18531451)

A long history want me to search some more?

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18531458)

Please post the thread.

Originally Posted by kane (Post 18531466)

You two should get it over with and just have sex already. . . the tension is unbearable. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18531465)

You already admitted it and claimed you were joking. Are you now saying you were lying when you said you were joking?

I'm confused?

No wonder you got troll of the year!

Outstanding thread bringing attention to your own malicious lies and false accusations.

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18531471)

Post the thread and post please.

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18531491)

Someone told me you are a pair of cunts - is this true?

Originally Posted by Jel (Post 18531491)

Someone told me you are a pair of cunts - is this true?

Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 18531503)

Phew I nearly became Damian Markham. :error

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18531470)

I'm FAR too old for him.

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 18531450)

[EddyTheDog] backs slowly out of the room.....

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18531431)

If so then this is how to get around the rules. We can defame members of family, accuse people of anything we like with a simple "Someone told me, is it true?" Occasionally.

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 18531563)

Both of those are against the posted rules, and plenty have been banned for it.

1. Making things personal and dragging in people's families.
2. Making up bullshit... 'I heard this is true' with malice to smear someone's name or business or some other type of 'hearsay' snipe reference without any real proof. Cutty was notorious for this, and that is why he is banned for life.

That being said, you two are constantly at each others throats attacking one another.

:2 cents:

Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 18531438)

Good question

Yeah, on the SOPA thread he started repeatedly and baselessly accusing me of illegal activity, he has done this many times before.

He has also, recently, accused me of lying about who I work with, about my housing, about my finances and even about my marital status. He really does NOTHING but post utter baseless lies intended SOLELY to damage my business. He never has ANY proof of anything he accuses me of.

He should be banned for this, imho.

He is trying to damage by business and my reputation.

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 18531489)

Yet when people post lies about me nobody cares :)

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18532305)

Paul, do you ever shut up? Is it age thing or you always been this way?

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18532317)

Join my ignore list.

Do likewise and then you won't have to worry about me.

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18531480)

you are both cry babies.

Originally Posted by hateman (Post 18532484)

so DamianJ says that Paul's friends advised him not to get a teaching job because he might not be able to control his sexual urge and fuck children

interesting

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18532509)

he also claims 15 year old girls are "flirting" with him, a creepy old man. something is just not right there. :2 cents: