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Mutt 11-02-2011 02:51 AM
Steve Jobs's last words: 'Oh wow. Oh wow. Oh wow'
 
when i heard that these were his last words I was intrigued, that maybe he was seeing something as he died. but turns out his last words were spoken many hours before he actually died.

hateman 11-02-2011 02:52 AM
he was tripping balls on fentanyl

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 11-02-2011 03:14 AM
"Oh Wow, Oh wow. Oh wow." - Charlie Sheen after a 3-day 3-way bender
 
http://jovan.ru/pics2/walken.jpg

Wowie, wow, wow!!! :stoned

ADG

Markul 11-02-2011 03:22 AM
This has to end, last night there was a show on TV titled: Steve Jobs - The man that changed the word.

Wtf, he made computers, phones and other crap. He wasn't even a very pleasant guy to listen to, his company sues anyone and anything while they try to patent the most common things (that they didn't even invent!).

Fuck it. I need coffee.

marlboroack 11-02-2011 03:51 AM
When you die your brain pumps out massive amounts of DMT.. If you ever smoked that shit you would say the same thing.

CaptainHowdy 11-02-2011 05:44 AM
What a douchebaggy way to go ...

tony286 11-02-2011 05:54 AM
I was there til my dad's last breath, there was lots of shit that made no sense. It was like he was hallucinating. They were lucky it seems Steve was with it til almost the very end. For my dad it was like his spirit left a week before his body did.

ruff 11-02-2011 05:55 AM
Jeez, tired of Jobs already. He's dead, he lost. Over. Done. Time to forget him and move on to the next chump.

cherrylula 11-02-2011 06:02 AM
He must have seen Jesus, holding out his hand! :1orglaugh

Yeah I've been present when someone was on their deathbed, totally incoherent, then all of a sudden wakes up and dies. It is rather disturbing.

But science says it is some chemicals released in your system.

Just Alex 11-02-2011 06:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cherrylula (Post 18531728)
He must have seen Jesus, holding out his hand! :1orglaugh

Yeah I've been present when someone was on their deathbed, totally incoherent, then all of a sudden wakes up and dies. It is rather disturbing.

But science says it is some chemicals released in your system.
No, he saw St. Peter with Microsoft laptop entering his name in Excel spreadsheet.

cherrylula 11-02-2011 06:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Markul (Post 18531540)
This has to end, last night there was a show on TV titled: Steve Jobs - The man that changed the word.

Wtf, he made computers, phones and other crap. He wasn't even a very pleasant guy to listen to, his company sues anyone and anything while they try to patent the most common things (that they didn't even invent!).

Fuck it. I need coffee.
he made computers?? yeah what's the big deal...

(hold on let me not post this and just shout out the window, please get your can ready) :1orglaugh

Emil 11-02-2011 06:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by tony286 (Post 18531715)
I was there til my dad's last breath, there was lots of shit that made no sense. It was like he was hallucinating. They were lucky it seems Steve was with it til almost the very end. For my dad it was like his spirit left a week before his body did.
My GF work with all these old people, taking care of them and sometimes she have to sit next to the bed when some old dude is dying so they wont be alone.
It's pretty common that they suddenly sit up and start to have a conversation starring right into the wall right before they die. Maybe talking a bit to Jebus before crossing over.

CaptainHowdy 11-02-2011 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18531704)
What a douchebaggy way to go ...
http://k02.kn3.net/C33719224.jpg

nico-t 11-02-2011 06:50 AM
jesus christ, he wasnt jesus christ, for christ sake. People die every day, who gives a shit.

Scott McD 11-02-2011 06:57 AM
Was someone giving him a handjob at the time ??

thickcash_amo 11-02-2011 07:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18531756)
No, he saw St. Peter with Microsoft laptop entering his name in Excel spreadsheet.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ShellyCrash 11-02-2011 07:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18531756)
No, he saw St. Peter with Microsoft laptop entering his name in Excel spreadsheet.
that made me :1orglaugh

96ukssob 11-02-2011 07:58 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emil (Post 18531772)
My GF work with all these old people, taking care of them and sometimes she have to sit next to the bed when some old dude is dying so they wont be alone.
It's pretty common that they suddenly sit up and start to have a conversation starring right into the wall right before they die. Maybe talking a bit to Jebus before crossing over.
my grandmother passed away not to long ago and the nurse that was with her said right before she passed, she looked up, eyes wide open and said "there's jesus! do you see him?!?!"

freaky stuff

selena 11-02-2011 08:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 18531756)
No, he saw St. Peter with Microsoft laptop entering his name in Excel spreadsheet.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I LOL'd.

Seriously.

Adult Insider Dave 11-02-2011 09:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Markul (Post 18531540)
This has to end, last night there was a show on TV titled: Steve Jobs - The man that changed the word.

Wtf, he made computers, phones and other crap. He wasn't even a very pleasant guy to listen to, his company sues anyone and anything while they try to patent the most common things (that they didn't even invent!).

Fuck it. I need coffee.
Well said :)

CaptainHowdy 11-02-2011 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18531777)
http://www.tdt-vision.com/wp-content...-despedido.jpg

2intense 11-02-2011 10:05 AM
Mutt ....

momovic 11-02-2011 10:28 AM
well, whats written now on his grave .... Idied

Grapesoda 11-02-2011 10:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ruff (Post 18531720)
Jeez, tired of Jobs already. He's dead, he lost. Over. Done. Time to forget him and move on to the next chump.
Steve is so FUCKING GOD LIKE I think I'll change my avatar to Steve :thumbsup

Rochard 11-02-2011 11:17 AM
I wonder what my last words will be....

jimmy-3-way 11-02-2011 11:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18532345)
I wonder what my last words will be....
I'm guessing more bullshit.

Bryan G 11-02-2011 12:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18532448)
I'm guessing more bullshit.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

xNetworx 11-02-2011 12:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way (Post 18532448)
I'm guessing more bullshit.
:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 11-02-2011 12:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 18532105)
http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs...193d1820_h.jpg


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