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Vendzilla 11-05-2011 08:40 AM

Thank You Spannow and Belinda
 
Was great to see you guys last night and meet some peeps I haven't met before.

I told you guys the problem with the Valet parking, let me tell the whole sorry.

So i pull up in front of the place and looking for a valet, a guy walks up and gets in the passenger seat, I figured this was a weird valet parking thing, but he said just pull around the corner. When I do, he pulls out a wad of money and says he wants 2 $60 bags. I'm looking at him is disbelief and tell him I thought he was a valet and that I'm not selling any drugs. He laughs and bolts from the car and I finally find a valet.

At midnight I went to the valet and they moved my car to street parkiing, I go back inside. When we all leave, I make a U-turn and head towards Santa Monica Blvd and get pulled over by the LAPD. Turns out my lights were off, My car has automatic lights, which means the valet changed the setting, I don't think I'm going to use a valet again for a while.

Lets do this again soon!! LOL

RyuLion 11-05-2011 08:52 AM

I wonder if he got in anyone else's car, or you were the lucky one..

Don't rely on automatic settings..or you get spoiled and this will happen to you again..:2 cents:

Vendzilla 11-05-2011 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 18538747)
I wonder if he got in anyone else's car, or you were the lucky one..

Don't rely on automatic settings..or you get spoiled and this will happen to you again..:2 cents:

It's an Infiniti and it's loaded, but I agree, you get spoiled. Getting my truck back soon, basic everything, even have to hand crank the windows

Babaganoosh 11-05-2011 08:59 AM

I used to have long hair years ago. I constantly had people coming up to me trying to buy drugs.

"Hey man, you holdin'?"

Once I got a haircut that shit stopped. Anyone who knows me thought it was hilarious because I have always hated drugs. Do you look like you might be a dealer?

porno jew 11-05-2011 09:03 AM

should you should have shot him! that would have taught the fucker!

Caligari 11-05-2011 09:09 AM

That is a crazy story, sounds like a sub plot for some kind of comedy i.e. guy mistaken for dealer, cops think he is a dealer, real dealers go after him for treading on their turf.
Meanwhile he is trying to win back his girlfriend Jessica Biel who also thinks he is a dealer;)

Vendzilla 11-05-2011 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 18538757)
Do you look like you might be a dealer?

I drive a black car, I was wearing all black with a huge gold watch. Soooo maybe I did look like a dealer, LOL

Vendzilla 11-05-2011 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Caligari (Post 18538780)
That is a crazy story, sounds like a sub plot for some kind of comedy i.e. guy mistaken for dealer, cops think he is a dealer, real dealers go after him for treading on their turf.
Meanwhile he is trying to win back his girlfriend Jessica Biel who also thinks he is a dealer;)

Shit like this happens to me all the time, my friends love having me around, always an adventure

Belinda 11-07-2011 11:02 AM

LOL that sucks!! Good thing I took a cab. That would only happen to you! haha. It was good seing you and everyone else. Been a long time since we've done something like that. Thanks SPANNOW! Was a great idea for sure.

_Richard_ 11-07-2011 11:37 AM

hot vendzilla pics or GTFO

Jon Oso 11-07-2011 11:49 AM

I both love and hate valets. Only time I ALWAYS use one is at Fashion Square mall in Scottsdale because I always get lost in that fucking place and the only way I know where I parked my car is by going out the food court.

Vendzilla 11-07-2011 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 18542488)
hot vendzilla pics or GTFO

LMAO, I think someone took a couple pics from a party I went to on saturday night, I'll have to see if I can get them for you Richard!!

12clicks 11-07-2011 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 18538726)
Was great to see you guys last night and meet some peeps I haven't met before.

I told you guys the problem with the Valet parking, let me tell the whole sorry.

So i pull up in front of the place and looking for a valet, a guy walks up and gets in the passenger seat, I figured this was a weird valet parking thing, but he said just pull around the corner. When I do, he pulls out a wad of money and says he wants 2 $60 bags. I'm looking at him is disbelief and tell him I thought he was a valet and that I'm not selling any drugs. He laughs and bolts from the car and I finally find a valet.

At midnight I went to the valet and they moved my car to street parkiing, I go back inside. When we all leave, I make a U-turn and head towards Santa Monica Blvd and get pulled over by the LAPD. Turns out my lights were off, My car has automatic lights, which means the valet changed the setting, I don't think I'm going to use a valet again for a while.

Lets do this again soon!! LOL

I'd say the light thing happens to me 50% of the time. I'm always bitching,"why the fuck are they touching my lights?"

Vendzilla 11-07-2011 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18542585)
I'd say the light thing happens to me 50% of the time. I'm always bitching,"why the fuck are they touching my lights?"

I figure they are probably driving cars over 20 years old back and forth to work, but hell, my car is 10 years old. I had the car for 3 years and still found a cup holder I didn't know about.

CDSmith 11-07-2011 12:25 PM

Using some Crazy Glue and the arming mechanism of an average mouse trap, I stuck the trap over the light switch on my car.

Now no one fucks with my automatic light setting.

Vendzilla 11-07-2011 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 18542621)
Using some Crazy Glue and the arming mechanism of an average mouse trap, I stuck the trap over the light switch on my car.

Now no one fucks with my automatic light setting.

I wanted tear gas and a taser mounted under the dash, but apparently, thats against the law!

LeRoy 11-07-2011 01:02 PM

Funny story :)

I'm not surprised either :1orglaugh

Was good to meet you Vendzilla :thumbsup

Along with Netwerk girl , Kristen, Belinda and Spannow too

rhon23 11-07-2011 01:34 PM

yeah had a great time

Why 11-07-2011 01:45 PM

i wish i woulda known there was valet... i drove around the area for 15 minutes, never found a free meter and left. :(

Vendzilla 11-07-2011 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy (Post 18542707)
Funny story :)

I'm not surprised either :1orglaugh

Was good to meet you Vendzilla :thumbsup

Along with Netwerk girl , Kristen, Belinda and Spannow too

Was good to meet you too

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Originally Posted by rhon23 (Post 18542797)
yeah had a great time

I wish I would have ate something before midnight, they changed the menu and a patty melt was the best thing they had, I felt that the next day more than the drinks, that's just not right

Quote:

Originally Posted by Why (Post 18542832)
i wish i woulda known there was valet... i drove around the area for 15 minutes, never found a free meter and left. :(

Hit me up next time, we'll car pool, I offered that to Theo, but he never replied! LOL

fuzebox 11-07-2011 02:12 PM

Valets always fuck with your settings... Change the seat around, adjust side mirrors, climate control, even change the radio station...

Like just park the fucking car, asshole!

Vendzilla 11-07-2011 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzebox (Post 18542893)
Valets always fuck with your settings... Change the seat around, adjust side mirrors, climate control, even change the radio station...

Like just park the fucking car, asshole!

I have presets on the drivers seat, thats easy, just hit the button before you get in, being 6'3" I'm use to others that drive my cars to make changes, just not the lights!

Supz 11-07-2011 05:02 PM

Should have told the guy no problem, took his buck 20 and told him you would be right back with it, and went home.


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