broken fleshlight (another success story)
 

i purchased my first fleshlight today
the FleshLight Pink Lady Original Super Ribbed
and my expectations of the best male sex toy are very low at the moment
as you can see via the photo i have a deformed vagina
thank you fleshlight
http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8...1109092735.jpg

Next thread will be about you complaining that they banned your affiliate account and have no clue why. :1orglaugh

its not like im making any money with them anyway

Everything about that company is deformed.

I got lupe fuentes one, slightly used :jerkoff

They must have sent you the Chaz Bono model by mistake

thats not good. no QA done on these before they are shipped?

did i get one of the new raped versions

Looks like you were overly aggressive with it.

No need to rape it.. It's not going anywhere. :)

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I actually did laugh out loud at that.

If it arrived that way then certainly that is an error. Not a common one but things do happen with any product. It is how a company deals with such instances.

We have a customer service number - 888-804-4453 - which can be found here - http://www.fleshlight.com/faq-contact-us/

If you call them with your order number they will take care of the problem.

Rapist!!

:1orglaugh We haven't made him an offer...yet.

thanks ive sent them a ticket

you should be easy on that for the first time., damn you just fucked the virgin , poor vagina..fleshlight :P

wow fast reply
they are sending me a new one
thank you fleshlight

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Good for them and I am happy for you. Although it shows that whoever does their shipping suffers from the same poor judgment as their managers.

I actually like the product. Too bad I will never recommend them again.

mine broke also because my dick was to massive.
I send it back but never got a replacement even tho they advertised that it is unbreakable......liars

we know you used your own affiliate link

account terminated

that would be good as i have not made 1 sale with fleshlight and i purchased from a local store

I just stick my cock in a jar full of jello, it works just as good as a fleshlight and you don't get ass fucked by FNCash at the same time.

And you can eat it when done. Jello with whipped cream is delicious.

FleshLight sells lube, too. They should give a bottle to each new affiliate as they may one day need it when FNCash steals years of hard work from you.

i guess only bcoz u posted this matter on gfy

It didn't occur to you to do that first instead of posting on GFY? :1orglaugh

i purchased from a local store not direct from fleshlight

Now you know what the shop staff do while there aren't any customers in.

the quality control tester went wild on that one! lol

service guy will fix it :D

So what?

Is there anyway we can replace the nasty "we sell virginity" banner with a "we sell fleshlight virginity" banner?? :1orglaugh

You just gave them their new business mode. Fleshlight: Now with realistic hymen and lifelike blood!

Turn a reusable product into something buyers throw away after each use. :1orglaugh

I wish this would work IRL. Bring home a girl with a funny pussy, kick her out and another one rings at your door 3 minutes after.

didn't you read the manual?

http://detroitiscrap.com/wp-content/...get-raped1.jpg

this looks trashy

http://failfun.com/wp-content/uploads/on-the-rise.jpg

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpre...e-emotions.jpg

http://s3-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imag...5799967-15.jpg

ADG

If you put yeast in it, its just like fucking a whore from the corner of Tropicana & Arville.

Thats what I've heard. I dont really know first hand.

Why didn't you just go back into the store you bought it from and get it replaced?

they would not take it back they said they do not take back (toys) even thow it has obviously not been used

http://chzjustcapshunz.files.wordpre...e-emotions.jpg
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:Oh crap

I cunt afford a fleshlight... :(

But if a fleshlight rep, wants to send me a NICE TIGHT ANAL version... (That I can add chocolate sauce into... - coz... well... I kinda 'Like' Poo...)

I will run a FL banner in my sig for the next YEAR FOR FREE !!! WOOT WOOOT!

Torn pussy... gotta be a market for that.

You bust that pussy good brp :thumbsup

Hint Hint Sarah... :winkwink::winkwink::winkwink::thumbsup:error:1org laugh:helpme:helpme

shit everytime I do mine now im gonna think of this ..I will never be able to fill that baby up now

Your welcome.... :thumbsup

Need to lessen the rage when fapin