My son is straight.
 

I just got hit with this. He's turned 18 last month.

As a single Gay father I always knew this was a possibility. What do I say?

How does one prepare for the results of his breeding and the inevitable uncontrolled expansion of our family? How will this affect the fashion sense I meticulously instilled in him?

Thank you for your help ♡





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hit yourself in the head with a hammer

A single gay father? Is he adopted?

http://i.imgur.com/5Z10Z.gif

That's what it feels like. What have I gotten myself into here :helpme

Oh shit, a breeder!

Consider yourself symbolically dead ...

I guess you should have fucked him up the ass while you had the chance. Those father/son experiences might have stirred his psyche in just the right way to create a flamer you could have been proud to call "son".

Not yet that I know of, but the potential is there.

His reaction to the Louisa May fan sign I had created for him is what sparked his confession.

http://i.imgur.com/LBnjX.jpg

Its pretty amazing technology, but gay people can now how natural born children just like everybody else!

Since being straight is a choice, perhaps you should send him to one of those gay camps, where they'll cleanse the sin of heterosexuality from him.

I've been reading a lot lately about one called The Second Mile. (too soon?)

:winkwink:

http://i.imgur.com/FnnrT.gif

Your thoughts are disturbing








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Thank you. That means a lot to me. You must be a good father as you can even make me feel good.

No he's not ♥

RU bummed?

Not yet. I could be though. Only time will tell.

its just a cover. he is still in that stage where being straight is cool. wait until college, then he will come flaming out of the closet :thumbsup

This thread is hilarious

He's in his second semester of college now. Maybe there is still hope, thank you ♥

That would be selfish on your part :2 cents:

She's fucking Hot :thumbsup

Yes and she's British!

hmm that's not good.
Gays have all the fun :/

#8 is the thread saver..

What do you say? You say "Son, get out there and take one in the ass for the home team!... Make your old man proud!"

Yeah, that should do it. happy to help. :)

no reason to live any longer
all your hopes and dreams are ruined go kill yourself now

U r the lucky father :winkwink:

As long as he is healthy and happy...

If he is happy let him be......

Ten fingers and ten toes is all I care about with kid.

Lock him in his room with Ricky Martin videos playing on a loop - That will sort him out!..

If that fails you will have to bring out the big guns - Kylie....

Interesting that Bladewire had a fansign made for his son. This reinforces my belief that RedFred is his son.

I can imagine the gay father son talk where OP explains to his son how it is OK to take dicks...that will scar a kid for life...

You can't accept him for the way he is? What are you, heterophobic? Your soul has been eaten away by prejudice. Maybe you've heard of a word called diversity, which we're supposed to embrace those who follow other paths in life. Embrace them as brethren and sistren and sisgendren and nonbinarian and transhomarian.

However, this is only true if I agree with a given person politically.

Daughter says: Dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: that's ok hun
Daughter 2: I'm a lesbian too
Dad: God Damn!!!! Doesn't anyone in this family love DICK??
Son: I do dad!
Dad: faints

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh