Retired Swinger couple (I think) was I maybe a treat for the wife?????
 

When I stayed in California earlier this year and posted ads on craigslist looking for places to stay along the California, San Jose was one of them. There was a picture of me included in the post that looked nice, nothing overly provocative (the post was in housing).

I got an email from this older girl who was married, she was 62. She gave me a brief cut down of who she was and how she went to the gym 5-6 days a week.... It was agreed that rent would be $50 for a nice garage room and access to the community soak pool in their backyard.

So later on I get there and after unpacking decide to go for a swim. The husband is 62 and it very good shape, weird how chiseled he was (he apparently worked out too)....
After some chatting I realized that the couple has community soaks in this pool and the wife makes an off hand remark about "clothing being optional."

Then I find out the only shower for me to use is outside by the pool where the entire house can see the bather. I wondered if they voyeurs and if they watched me...

As we get out the pool the wife seems to almost deliberately fan her ass in front of me (it was good, but you can only fight old age so much) but the whole hubby thing really puts me at unease.
The following day I was out mostly exploring the area in car so nothing really happened, the wife never made much of a pass after that.

It would have been wise upfront to just ask if they were swingers.

So do any of you have good stories? I want to hear them, think about them, and implement them. :pimp

Once I had a swing with this girl working as a stripper in a popular club in Montreal(no name will be given). I knew some of the girls working there and one of them had a crush on me and she was in an open relationship. I knew her boyfriend but it's not in my habit of giving a shit.
We go over to my place, have sex, she leave and the next morning her boyfriend writes to me on Facebook(he wasn't even on my list), and I quote:

"So man, how was she? she's slack, right?"

I was a little disturbed, so I never replied and never called her back. True story.



PS: She was slack.

i saw a chick naked one time, then it turned out to be a mannequin :(

I've got several stories but on top of that I've got some disturbing stories from girls I know. It's funny how even girls will try to one up you with sex stories.

:1orglaugh

Yeah exactly! I got this girl I met, she said her ex-boyfriend used to sit on the plunger when he was in the bathroom.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...ngers_ver2.jpg

Cool story Bro... :1orglaugh

ADG

what is slack?

the opposite of tight. I'm French, and I don't know the exact expression.

loose, easy, what?

forgot hot dog through a hallway ;)

or "Audrey Hollander"

Bucket cunt.

haha "this wizard's sleeve is totally wizard!"

Let me go make up a story. Back soon.

I once went into a grocery store. You know, doing the same old thing that I would like to suspect most of you "attached" retards do. Picking up milk, bread, eggs... maybe a gallon of ice chocolate Breyer's... etc... until, that was I saw this old haggard slut shopping down the fucking ethnic aisle. I was looking for taco seasoning in order to fill my fat wife and kids up with a Taco Bell hardshell kit. She was hot. I must go on...

She was mid to late 40's, Hispanic. Tight black leggings, and a tank top on... purple. Tight as fuck. Nipples from here to Timbuktu. Bra? I thought so and would have bet my first born on it, but eventually I would be proven wrong. Double D hangers. Turkey is done, nipples at least a half an inch popped.

I obviously noticed this spicy enchilada before I arrived at my destination. "GAME ON" I murmed to myself within my head. But how? I am just a white guy in a grocery store and she probably has some ex-con hubby waiting for her by the checkout, or at least in a low rider waiting for her outside. "FUCK IT"

I walk up, and gently rub up against her and say, "Excuse me... sorry". She looks back at me and says no problem. We make some normal every day chit-chat back and forth and I go on to explain that I have no clue what I am doing as far as latin food goes... she is more than happy to oblige, with more enthusiasm than I expected.

I ask her is she is attached, and she responds in the negative. I invite her back to my beach house for a cooking lesson. She agrees.

To make a long story short, we paid for our shit and we hopped into my SUV and she sucked my cock. I blew a load on her face and kicked her ass out of the car and went home and fed my kids Taco Bell kit tacos. Yes I washed my hands before making them.

:thumbsup

Bruce from 4realcash.com once forced me to have sex with his wife, good times!

Wife of Bruce from 4realcash.com once forced me to have sex with BRUCE!

Hmmm, seems like a few other husbands have done this to you as well:winkwink:

Are you from Quebec city ?

Was thinking the same thing.

So basically "Toothpick in the Batcave!"

that story was so money

There is opportunity out there boys. You just have to learn how to spot it. Nobody wants to spell it out for you. If you don't get it, "you don't get it".

I once had a program owner invite me to a BBQ at his house and he offered me a blowjob from his pornstar wife. It was literally like, "Hey BBQ at my house this weekend, fly out and my wife will give you a blowjob."

Not my style so I didnt go.

Not sure what the story is here. The OP stayed in someone's garage and thinks they might have been swingers.

Fuck.

Cool Story Bro!

I think you maybe right :1orglaugh

Once I had sex. It was so long I can't remember exactly the feeling. But I fapped to some of your stories.
I will make a short comic inspired by some of the stories here for sure.
http://www.photobomber.org/image/pho...1317090643.jpg

Yeah, I had this happen to me a few times in college and working at the nicer restaurants in Miami. Old rich couples would try to get me to hang out with them :repuke

Thanks for the condensed version, I quit reading when the op started describing how nice the husband looked.

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:1orglaugh LoL :1orglaugh