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I tried fisting last night. It was my first time with another person - I'd tried on myself, but I couldn't get my hand angled right.

It was amazing.

We used a lot of silicone lube, and he was able to work all five fingers and two of his knuckles inside me. He rotated his hand and wiggled his fingers a lot and I've never felt anything like it. I kept thinking that he was touching me in other places - on my stomach, on my thighs, on my clit. The knuckles hurt a little going in, which is why we stopped with just the lower two (pinky and ring finger knuckle). Nothing else hurt.

It was a very collaborative, intimate thing. I'd take a breath, and "push out," then he'd press forward and slide further into me. Oh my god he has huge hands. I have no idea how he fit inside me. I had already had a few orgasms before we started and I think that helped a lot. The general mood was "relaxed and kind of sleepy," and I think that's a great environment to try new things.

I was very curious to see if I'd "stretched out," so I explored a little when we were finished. I could still squeeze tight over one of my fingers. My vagina is awesome. It's warm, and it's stretchy, and most of all it's a muscle. I can choose to squeeze tight around a finger or open up to admit (most of) a hand. I think he really enjoyed being able to feel around. I know he had a lot of fun playing with my cervix.

I'm definitely going to try this again. If any of you are even the least bit curious I recommend that you try as well. I think this experience might lead to better intercourse, since he has a better idea of how my internal parts work now.

You're too high or drunk to remember to send the Paxum.

answer me.

1) Girlfriend aint had period lately. do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant.

2) Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?

3) how do you count to potato?

I like to pull old man cocks

I once had the jump out boys raid my apartment because they confused my roommates habit of smoking copious amounts of weed with selling copious amounts of weed. They missed the pistol on top of the A/C unit and only found a few stems in the carpet.

Animal abuse becomes ok when it's used in an animated GIF

Actually no it doesn't. :disgust

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So you're paying $200?

ok, 2nd try ... an oldie but goodie ..

Anger management

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello". I politely said, "This is Bill. May I please speak to Robyn?"

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear, "Get the right f***in number" and slammed down the phone on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up from her call, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it it in my desk drawer.

Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!".

It always cheered me up.

When caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole calling" would have to stop.

So I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Verizon. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "No" and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, "You're an asshole!"

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window which included his phone number, so I wrote down the number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his number on speed dial) I thought that I'd call the BMW asshole, too. I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"

"Yes it is", he said.

"Can you tell me where I can see it?", I asked.

"Yes, I live at 1624 S.Tulsa in Ft.Smith. It's a yellow house, and the car's parked right out front."

"What's your name?" I asked.

"My name is Don Hansen," he said.

"What's a good time to catch you Don?"

"I'm home every evening after five."

"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"

"Yes."

"Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called Asshole #1.

"Hello"

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there ?", he asked.

"Yeah", I said.

"Stop calling me", he screamed.

"Make me", I said.

"Who are you?", he asked.

"My name is Don Hansen."

"Yeah?, Where do you live?"

"Asshole, I live at 1624 S.Tulsa, Ft.Smith, a yellow house. My black Beemer is parked in front."

He said, I'm coming over right now, don. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole", and hung up.

Then I called Asshole #2. "Hello?" he said.

"Hello asshole", I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll what?", I said.

"I'll kick your ass!", he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well asshole, Here's your chance. I'm coming right over, now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 1624 S.Tulsa, and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channed 5 News about the gang war going down on 1624 S.Tulsa.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to S.Tulsa.

I got there just in time to watch two asshole beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead police helicopter and a news crew.

Now! I feel much better!!!!

Anger management really works.........

I heart TeenCat.

yes ... ...

:glugglug

I need a drink.

i need a jude or black girl ...

jude lol

lol dubai

Will you regret it when you wake up tomorrow afternoon?

i will show you my dick tomorrow, only if you want ...

private business sure!

nobody want the paxum money ... you are more strange than my dick when i touch it at the morning ...

It's 200 bucks, who cares? :) he is just having some drunk fun, will probably regret It as much as I regret playing a hand of blackjack for 200 when I'm drunk. That would be nada.

That is offensive. Send me $100 and I may forgive you!

Teencat you should void this contest and do one of your famous movie trivia questions!


just sayin...

As somebody who thinks gambling is boring, I just don't get it.

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i hate to be black and dumb!

i am leaving to masturbate, see you tomorrow or in few days, depends on my masturbation ...

I don't want to take your hard earned money from you just to blow it. Please donate it to the sextoyking memorial fund.

please send me the referral url ...

Send me some so I can blow it on some new domains :Graucho

Shit, I am on my phone and don't see the thread on the first page. Anybody got the link handy?

Are you already done masturbating teencat?

I thought Eric said he was going to pin that thread through out the weekend?

That's what I thought, too. I'm thinking it was just an oversight though.

Someone needs a reach around..

http://toddostrerfund.com/

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1045147

Found it:

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?&t=1045147

Beat me to it. Thanks!

yea donate my hundy to the above ^

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Black Frunck is not dumb he is just misunderstood :pimp

i have seen retarded people faster than you

$150 so far to SexToyKings family.

Any other winners or random recipients of teencats generosity offering up their winnings for a good cause?