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ClickCastX 11-16-2011 06:51 AM

Man Mauled To Death By Pet Hippo
 
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So what makes this video especially creepy and oozing with tragic irony. Marius Els was a farmer in South Africa who had raised Humphrey the hippo since it was a baby. Els' body was discovered last week, ripped apart by the hippo's razor sharp teeth. The fate of the hippo remains unknown.


TheSquealer 11-16-2011 06:52 AM

Ah, this old story again. Pet hippo mauling.

rogueteens 11-16-2011 06:54 AM

Oh no! What would Carl Pikington make of it?

Fletch XXX 11-16-2011 07:06 AM

damn, cant even be friends with a hippo, fucking world.

brassmonkey 11-16-2011 07:09 AM

http://trus.imageg.net/graphics/prod...2788805reg.jpg

:1orglaugh R.I.P.

brassmonkey 11-16-2011 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by ClickCastX (Post 18563080)
http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enha...1380300-13.jpg

So what makes this video especially creepy and oozing with tragic irony. Marius Els was a farmer in South Africa who had raised Humphrey the hippo since it was a baby. Els' body was discovered last week, ripped apart by the hippo's razor sharp teeth. The fate of the hippo remains unknown.


no matter if you did raise it. its always wild.

alias 11-16-2011 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18563116)
damn, cant even be friends with a hippo, fucking world.

:1orglaugh:2 cents:

Lykos 11-16-2011 09:09 AM

What a painfull way to die...

kane 11-16-2011 09:11 AM

Hippos are actually mean bastards and are responsible for more deaths in Africa than just about any other animal.

VikingMan 11-16-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by kane (Post 18563428)
Hippos are actually mean bastards and are responsible for more deaths in Africa than just about any other animal.

The only animals who rob, rape (even babies in order to "cure" themselves of HIV), and murder more humans (they often rob rape and murder entire familes) are the South Africans themselves. BTW, remember to spread the love today! We are truly "all one".

mountainmiester 11-16-2011 09:32 AM

Pet Hippo's gone rogue..what has this world come to.:upsidedow

grumpy 11-16-2011 09:41 AM

its a wild animal, what do you expect?

dgraves 11-16-2011 12:36 PM

this is nature's way of weeding out the idiots.

JenniDahling 11-16-2011 01:15 PM

http://animal.discovery.com/tv/fatal...ode-guide.html :2 cents:

beerptrol 11-16-2011 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 18564155)

I love how these people say they love and have a special connection with their wild pet. The animal then kills them and is then destroyed

DaddyHalbucks 11-16-2011 02:39 PM

It's a wild animal.

A fight between a hippo and a crocodile is a toss-up.

You wouldn't swim with a croc, would you?

Scott McD 11-16-2011 02:45 PM

Lesson: don't keep a fucking Hippo as a pet...

sperbonzo 11-16-2011 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18563450)
The only animals who rob, rape (even babies in order to "cure" themselves of HIV), and murder more humans (they often rob rape and murder entire familes) are the South Africans themselves. BTW, remember to spread the love today! We are truly "all one".

Not just South Africans, pretty much all over southern and central Africa.

Wilsy 11-16-2011 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by rogueteens (Post 18563084)
Oh no! What would Carl Pikington make of it?

LOL not sure how many people here will know who Karl Pilkington is dude lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 11-16-2011 02:58 PM

guess ill cancel my ebay bid for 1 trained hippo :(

Jarmusch 11-16-2011 03:01 PM

http://texocdn.rwrant.co.za/wp-conte...ch-Hedberg.jpg
Is a Hippopotamus a Hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?

halfpint 11-16-2011 03:55 PM

What an idiot and he sounds like a real divy dutchman (that is the slang we used to use for an Afrikaner btw) Most people in SA know that hippos kill more people than any other wild animal.

SmokeyTheBear 11-16-2011 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ******* (Post 18563450)
The only animals who rob, rape (even babies in order to "cure" themselves of HIV), and murder more humans (they often rob rape and murder entire familes) are the South Africans themselves. BTW, remember to spread the love today! We are truly "all one".

humans murder,rob and rape in every country, south africa is no exception

garce 11-16-2011 04:39 PM

One smart patient hippo, one stupid naive human being. Humphrey's probably hanging with his buds by the watering hole having a few good - and totally justified - laughs.

I'd have loved to have seen the look on Marius Els' face when his "pet" suddenly decided to turn on him. It would have been an all time classic.

Mr Pheer 11-16-2011 06:46 PM

It probably didnt like him sitting on it.

_Richard_ 11-16-2011 06:53 PM

i thought those animals were mean mofos

alias 11-16-2011 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 18564955)
It probably didnt like him sitting on it.

I honestly got the same impression, I guess hippos have a better sense of character than one would imagine.

Same as anything else, a little respect goes a long way.

alias 11-16-2011 07:03 PM

http://pics.alientrollscience.com/du...back_hippo.jpg

GAMEFINEST 11-16-2011 07:04 PM

dont fuck with wild animals..

VikingMan 11-16-2011 07:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear;1hahahahaha68
humans murder,rob and rape in every country, south africa is no exception

Well I guess some of us put "raping a baby to cure yourself of HIV" in a special category. We need to ship more of them over here because "diversity enriches us".

marlboroack 11-16-2011 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18563116)
damn, cant even be friends with a hippo, fucking world.

You just made my day

Jon Oso 11-16-2011 07:46 PM

Meanwhile, Darwin is having himself quite the chuckle.

Mr Pheer 11-16-2011 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alias (Post 18564980)
I honestly got the same impression, I guess hippos have a better sense of character than one would imagine.

Same as anything else, a little respect goes a long way.

You have to respect wild animals... they dont know that killing you is wrong and they dont fear consequences or feel any remorse over it.

I go diving with sharks (I'm a certified Shark Awareness instructor) and I show people my photos and they freak out, tell me I'm crazy, was I scared, lost my mind etc etc. Just respect the animals and you'll most likely be ok.

Dont grab a shark's tail or touch it when it swims by, and dont sit on a hippo. Seems like it would just be common sense to most people.

Diomed 11-16-2011 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by andrew.r (Post 18564421)
LOL not sure how many people here will know who Karl Pilkington is dude lol :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Was this the same guy from the Karl Pilkington show An Idiot Abroad? The hippo the lived in the house?


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