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DarkJedi 11-20-2011 01:30 PM

Jordan Capri is in jail
 
http://www.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_...Length=TOP_ 5

:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 11-20-2011 01:32 PM

Just passing by ...

porno jew 11-20-2011 01:33 PM

wonder if steve lightspeed feels guilty for ruining her life?

Bird 11-20-2011 01:33 PM

wheres the gif of her shaking her ass

DarkJedi 11-20-2011 01:34 PM

http://i.imgur.com/zsIPX.jpg


Looks like she's porked out a bit.

BIGTYMER 11-20-2011 01:34 PM

Don't drink and drive.

Coup 11-20-2011 01:35 PM

I'm just glad she hasn't died like Tawnee Stone.

stocktrader23 11-20-2011 01:35 PM

http://www.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_...ype=SearchInet

I'd bail her out. My favorite internet model of all time. :Oh crap

blackmonsters 11-20-2011 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 18573840)

OK, but why is it funny, seriously?

Maybe she can get out for a week to do a shoot for Playboy?

Now that would be funny.

As in "funny" how the system works.

Bird 11-20-2011 01:38 PM

Maybe she just got out of jail....

Offence date: 12/23/2005

[1]:AGGRAVATED DUI

Admit Date: 08/02/2010
Release Date:11/16/2011

Commitment Status: COMPLETE AND VERIFIED

DarkJedi 11-20-2011 01:39 PM

report says she was supposed to be released 4 days ago

wonder what she's up to. certainly she doesn't plan to return doing porn

Bird 11-20-2011 01:44 PM

Sexy Picture time!!!

http://www.demotivationalposters.org...1264801448.jpg

porno jew 11-20-2011 01:45 PM

see needs a place to crash. who has a spare room for her?

Lace 11-20-2011 01:47 PM

Must have been feeding her well in jail. She's quite the porker now.

ErectMedia 11-20-2011 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18573880)
see needs a place to crash. who has a spare room for her?

got room for her but not a spare room as that is reserved for computer shit :thumbsup

brassmonkey 11-20-2011 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stocktrader23 (Post 18573858)
http://www.azcorrections.gov/Inmate_...ype=SearchInet

I'd bail her out. My favorite internet model of all time. :Oh crap

you can't bail her out :1orglaugh thats prison :(

Dubya 11-20-2011 01:51 PM

http://www.mugshots.com/US-Counties/...Manna/details/

Jim_Gunn 11-20-2011 01:52 PM

Did I read that right, she got a two year sentence for aggravated DUI in 2010? She must be a repeat offender or hurt someone in an accident.

zagoren 11-20-2011 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18573894)

Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)

she;s pretty tall for a chick

DarkJedi 11-20-2011 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 18573896)
Did I read that right, she got a two year sentence for aggravated DUI in 2010? She must be a repeat offender or hurt someone in an accident.

repeat offender

Dubya 11-20-2011 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zagoren (Post 18573900)
Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)

she;s pretty tall for a chick

61 inches, they have it wrong.

cess 11-20-2011 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 18573896)
Did I read that right, she got a two year sentence for aggravated DUI in 2010? She must be a repeat offender or hurt someone in an accident.

http://resources.lawinfo.com/en/Lega...ggravated.html

garce 11-20-2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18573906)
61 inches, they have it wrong.

I saw 6' 1", 112lbs and thought wtf? That would be one very tall, very skinny girl.

brassmonkey 11-20-2011 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 18573896)
Did I read that right, she got a two year sentence for aggravated DUI in 2010? She must be a repeat offender or hurt someone in an accident.

its aggravated so she hurt somebody(maybe) instant prison unlike a dui

billywatson 11-20-2011 02:05 PM

AZ is pretty strict with DUI laws, but aggravated does mean either repeat offender, super high blood/alcohol level, or she hurt someone.

anexsia 11-20-2011 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18573893)
you can't bail her out :1orglaugh thats prison :(

She's not going to prison for a 2 year sentence. The state usually does not bother coming to pick you up for that amount of time.

Zarathustra 11-20-2011 02:36 PM

from department of corrections back to department of erections? :(

VikingMan 11-20-2011 02:38 PM

Those girls from the trailer park are cute as teens but they hit the wall in their mid 20's. She looks like every other single mother standing in line for "gubment" benefits.

brassmonkey 11-20-2011 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia (Post 18573959)
She's not going to prison for a 2 year sentence. The state usually does not bother coming to pick you up for that amount of time.

shes in prison dogg shes at perryville prison its outside of phoenix,az

mafia_man 11-20-2011 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubya (Post 18573894)

Doing a lot of computer work in the penn. She building a new site?

Dubya 11-20-2011 02:54 PM

What's the guinness record for longest penis?
 
someone on here claims to have over a half mile penis and willing to prove it, what's the record?

brassmonkey 11-20-2011 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 18574036)
Doing a lot of computer work in the penn. She building a new site?

id be working in the kitchen :2 cents:

anexsia 11-20-2011 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18574011)
shes in prison dogg shes at perryville prison its outside of phoenix,az

You're right, my fault....guess Arizona stays on top of their shit, it takes forever for DOC to pickup inmates in VA. I've seen some still in county going past 3 years for level 1 in VA.

kristin 11-20-2011 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billywatson (Post 18573943)
AZ is pretty strict with DUI laws, but aggravated does mean either repeat offender, super high blood/alcohol level, or she hurt someone.

Or driving on a suspended license or having more than one DUI in a seven year period of time.

PornoMonster 11-20-2011 03:22 PM

She has been in Jail before for DUI.

Bird 11-20-2011 03:23 PM

I bet her pussy is tight as hell by now.

Houdini 11-20-2011 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 18574078)
I bet her pussy is tight as hell by now.

Unless "Mom" has been taking care of her.

PornoMonster 11-20-2011 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bird (Post 18574078)
I bet her pussy is tight as hell by now.

Womens Jail / Prison is no joke. They get raped all the time, and 4, or all 5 fingers is bigger than a penis. Just saying...

Choker 11-20-2011 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zagoren (Post 18573900)
Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)

she;s pretty tall for a chick

61 inches, 5 foot 1 inches. 128 lbs. That's a fat ass girl.

brassmonkey 11-20-2011 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornoMonster (Post 18574098)
Womens Jail / Prison is no joke. They get raped all the time, and 4, or all 5 fingers is bigger than a penis. Just saying...

if you keep to yourself they wont rape you. :1orglaugh get in a click

Fob 11-20-2011 03:56 PM

Height: 6′ 1″ (1.85 m)

They either messed up twice, in inches and meters, or she is one tall and boney girl.

TheDA 11-20-2011 04:40 PM

Old news. This has been posted before.

porno jew 11-20-2011 04:41 PM

no, this is her latest bit. she's had a few.

ZeroHero 11-20-2011 04:50 PM

oooh ok then , good luck in the basements :)

Just Alex 11-20-2011 04:54 PM

Boy, what a turn.

ErectMedia 11-20-2011 05:12 PM

http://www.barely19.com/fs/Jordan/So...UgbmljZSA6KQ==

ZeroHero 11-20-2011 05:15 PM

ohhh we love you all the way :)

cherrylula 11-20-2011 05:22 PM

wow that is her.

brassmonkey 11-20-2011 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 18574338)

damn made me erect

JFK 11-20-2011 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18573849)
wonder if steve lightspeed feels guilty for ruining her life?

more than like NOT, she's the one in charge of her own life, not Steve:2 cents:


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