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MrMaxwell 11-21-2011 07:48 AM

"I'm a good American, I pay taxes."
 
Fuck YOU for feeding the beast. Ass hole.
I don't pay a dime in to those rapists nor do I accept one from them.

Motherfuck them I will die under a bridge before I will take a dollar. I've been down before one foot in the grave and not gone to the ER. I believe in what *I* say.

Fletch XXX 11-21-2011 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18575395)
I've been down before one foot in the grave and not gone to the ER.

:thumbsup

Jarmusch 11-21-2011 07:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18575395)
I don't pay a dime in to those rapists

Thread forwarded to the IRS.

12clicks 11-21-2011 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18575395)
Fuck YOU for feeding the beast. Ass hole.
I don't pay a dime in to those rapists nor do I accept one from them.

Motherfuck them I will die under a bridge before I will take a dollar. I've been down before one foot in the grave and not gone to the ER. I believe in what *I* say.

hey cuckoo bird, I'm betting you still use roads and many other public services.

MrMaxwell 11-21-2011 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 18575415)
hey cuckoo bird, I'm betting you still use roads and many other public services.


Sure do. That is why I pay $1 or some crazy number per gallon when I drive. That is why they outright stole the one piece of land I ever owned. "Fuel surcharge" "Fuel tax" "Property tax" "Speeding tax" helped pay for the roads.

It's the "income tax" I'm talking about.

MrMaxwell 11-21-2011 08:25 AM

Who else has a compulsory un winnable game?

You make any money, you owe me 20-40%.
You lose any money, I may be nice enough to not take any of it, unless a portion of your debt is forgiven in which case I will demand a "percentage" of that

Shit

Uncle sam must be a gay incestual ped0phile

Sly 11-21-2011 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18575469)
Sure do. That is why I pay $1 or some crazy number per gallon when I drive. That is why they outright stole the one piece of land I ever owned. "Fuel surcharge" "Fuel tax" "Property tax" "Speeding tax" helped pay for the roads.

It's the "income tax" I'm talking about.

The fuel tax has been out of whack with road maintenance for decades. Sorry Charlie, you are taking advantage of other peoples taxes. Congratulations.

Property tax does not go towards roads. Neither do speeding tickets.

Want to be free of taxes and what taxes provide? Move to an island in the middle of nowhere.

L-Pink 11-21-2011 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18575395)
Motherfuck them I will die under a bridge

Please provide youtube link

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shimmy2 11-21-2011 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18575567)
Want to be free of taxes and what taxes provide? Move to an island in the middle of nowhere.

there is no property tax in the DR. you buy a home, you own it outright, forever.
only large chain stores and restaurants like ikea here charge retail tax, (itbis) most dont
there is no 911 emergency service, if you need help its on you (see home invasion thread)
you can drive as fast as you want here, while drinking if you like. just wear your seatbelt
they do give seatbelt and helmet tickets, which you must pay on the spot (bribe$)
prostitution is openly tolerated/quasi-legal, tricking is encouraged to boost tourist spending
all in all its a good life. tax-free/gov-free is great stress free way to live

IllTestYourGirls 11-21-2011 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18575567)
The fuel tax has been out of whack with road maintenance for decades. Sorry Charlie, you are taking advantage of other peoples taxes. Congratulations.

Property tax does not go towards roads. Neither do speeding tickets.

Want to be free of taxes and what taxes provide? Move to an island in the middle of nowhere.

I my state property taxes do help fund the roads. :2 cents:

bigluv 11-21-2011 01:53 PM

Do you ever get tired of being such a bottomfeeding loser MM?

Please, enlighten us, what income do you HAVE for you to not pay income tax in such a freedom-fighteresque fashion.

ottopottomouse 11-21-2011 01:58 PM

Is there no sales tax on Turn Yourself Into An Idiot Juice in America?

epitome 11-21-2011 02:28 PM

He tricked you all. He doesn't pay income tax because the income he does make is considered poverty level.

J. Falcon 11-21-2011 03:21 PM

Damn there's a lot of idiots here.

MrMaxwell 11-21-2011 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by bigluv (Post 18576376)
Do you ever get tired of being such a bottomfeeding loser MM?

Please, enlighten us, what income do you HAVE for you to not pay income tax in such a freedom-fighteresque fashion.


Okay
For once you have a point
Being at the bottom of the bucket gets real old

Failed 11-21-2011 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18576255)
there is no property tax in the DR. you buy a home, you own it outright, forever.
only large chain stores and restaurants like ikea here charge retail tax, (itbis) most dont
there is no 911 emergency service, if you need help its on you (see home invasion thread)
you can drive as fast as you want here, while drinking if you like. just wear your seatbelt
they do give seatbelt and helmet tickets, which you must pay on the spot (bribe$)
prostitution is openly tolerated/quasi-legal, tricking is encouraged to boost tourist spending
all in all its a good life. tax-free/gov-free is great stress free way to live

Are you on your own for medical care too? How is the medical care?

MrMaxwell 11-21-2011 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shimmy2 (Post 18576255)
there is no property tax in the DR. you buy a home, you own it outright, forever.
only large chain stores and restaurants like ikea here charge retail tax, (itbis) most dont
there is no 911 emergency service, if you need help its on you (see home invasion thread)
you can drive as fast as you want here, while drinking if you like. just wear your seatbelt
they do give seatbelt and helmet tickets, which you must pay on the spot (bribe$)
prostitution is openly tolerated/quasi-legal, tricking is encouraged to boost tourist spending
all in all its a good life. tax-free/gov-free is great stress free way to live


I am drooling now

L-Pink 11-21-2011 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MrMaxwell (Post 18576684)
I am drooling now

Now there's a country you would fit right in, maybe our state department can trade you for a couple of coconuts.

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JFK 11-21-2011 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 18576581)
Damn there's a lot of idiots here.

Congratulations, did the coin finally drop ?:1orglaugh

B.Barnato 11-21-2011 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18576704)
Now there's a country you would fit right in, maybe our state department can trade you for a couple of coconuts.

.

:1orglaugh

wehateporn 11-21-2011 04:52 PM

USA is not a country, it's a corporation. The income tax is the profit that goes to the owners of the corporation




shimmy2 11-21-2011 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Failed (Post 18576680)
Are you on your own for medical care too? How is the medical care?

public hospitals are free for 'real' dominicans (not me or you). i got bit by a dog on my bike a few months ago, ER cost me 5000 pesos, about $150.. for a treatment, wrap, and cipro script. you can get health insurance for $30/month but so far as who accepts it.... they like to play that game with everything here. theyre extreme hustlers

another odd time i got a qtip cotton stuck in my ear, ignored it for 2 weeks, got ear infection, needed to get it out cause i could hear on that side. that cost me 3500 pesos, about $100. these are all extortionate gringo prices but you cant avoid them no matter what. you should be in relatively good shape/health before moving here or you're a bigger mark than need be

garce 11-21-2011 06:45 PM

This is something that I know and understand. I am not the new Fatfoo.

AnimeFevers 11-21-2011 06:46 PM

Seek mental help NOW!

porno jew 11-21-2011 06:50 PM

thought you needed income to owe income tax anyway.

don't think you pay tax on money sponged of disabled women. i could be wrong.

shade001 11-21-2011 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 18576704)
Now there's a country you would fit right in, maybe our state department can trade you for a couple of coconuts.

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I actually laughed at that one...

SmutHammer 11-21-2011 10:27 PM

i pay my taxes :thumbsup

Jim_Gunn 11-21-2011 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 18577275)
Like the way NASA gets billions in tax dollars and actually spent 1.7 million developing a pen that wrights in space, as the Russians developed a much cheaper method, a pencil.

This is a made up story.

Claim: NASA spent millions of dollars developing an "astronaut pen" which would work in outer space while the Soviets solved the same problem by simply using pencils.

FALSE: http://www.snopes.com/business/genius/spacepen.asp


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