Fact:
 

Most of you:

Don't know

How old the US are/is.
Don't know who won the civil war.
Can't point out Iraq on a worldmap.
Don't know New York was New Amsterdam.
That Saddam had that much power thanks to the US of fucking A.
That the Taliban and Al Qaida have a shitload of weapons because your (former) president(s) gave it to them.
That Bill Clinton was the best president you've had in the last 50 years.
Your land of the free isn't free at all.
Your gun law got you in the top 15 of most violent countries. On this fecking planet.

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Would you like me to sponsor your citizenship request?

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Fetch me a green card dude.

I'm Canadian and knew all of them except this one.

These two are opinions, but I still agree with them.

i still liked the place when i worked there

It always shocks me how bad the average American's knowledge of events and history outside the US is. I once spoke to an American who was suprised that the British speak English ... !!!!!

Reminds me a bit of a joke told on telly today, America was so ashamed at arriving at World War 2 two years late that they decided to be early to all future ones - by starting them :D

LOL, although it probably has more to do with the Japanese getting the jump on them that they decided no one would ever do it again.

They say the majority of Americans believe DC is in the middle of the country.

I didn't know the New Amsterdam thing.

Brits speak English?? Next you're going to tell me we had a revolution to overthrow them.

I didn't know these two things.

You forgot, most of us peasants believe the united states is a democracy or a republic. It's neither of these things.

The United States of America, is, in fact, a plutocracy.

I do wish I were Canadian.. but they probably wouldn't have me! :upsidedow

Failed: 1,2,3,4 got the rest. Score me teacher.

look they even brought over the motherfucking windmills.

http://ushistoryimages.com/images/ne...msterdam-1.jpg

1) Its old enough, nuff said

2) The Civil War was won? You mean its over now? Oh fucking thank gawd!

3) Nope but all of us can smell it from 10,000 miles away... the wafting aroma of bullshit coming from the general direction helps to point it out.

4) Does ANYONE even care about that worthless tid-bit-o-shit? Anyone?? Anyone?? nope, no one cares.

5) Like duhhhhh dude, when you want them all dead you give them all guns and they do each other in. New to how the world works I see.

6) Well the Taliban was defending themselves against an invading Russia. See posted answer for question above this one. Al Qaida is a concept skippy so you sound really dumb when you say American armed a concept. Now the war on terrorism is also a concept, but we can wage war on a concept because well, we armed that concept, so back off and allow us to conceptualize winning a war on a concept. Yah I know you are confused. Deal with it. oh look! BOOBS!! ( @ Y @ )

7) Well L.O.L. at any of my fellow Americans who dont know it. They would have to be amongst all of the assholes who DIDN'T get rich during his presidency! Fucking losers!! waaahahahaha :pimp

8) Well practically free is good enough! Hell them dumb savages accepted $24.00 for Manhattan! :1orglaugh

9) Ok, putting the brakes on humor and getting serious when I ask do you know how dumb you sound right now? The gun laws had nothing to do with it. There is a hugely flawed system for statistical reporting as should be entirely obvious just looking at the world rape statistics. For rape, France is number one in the world with 10,277 reported cases in 2009. Yet Sierra Leone for the same year had only 79 reported cases. So reporting is massively flawed. Then you have to look at population as a factor. In 2004 for every 100,000 people in the US, 5.9 people were murdered. That earned the US a ranking of number 64 on the list. For murder via firearm in particular, the US does rank high at number 4 with 9,369 murders committed using a firearm but with well over 300 million in its population, you can see that the law has zero to do with it. Case in point would be the Philippines were privately owned gun are also legal. 7,708 murders committed using firearms in a population of 93+ million. What you see there is a massive difference in population numbers, however the kill card between the 2 countries puts them hand in hand with each other.

To state in base summary that the reason why the US is the number 15 most violent country in the world because of their laws regarding private firearm ownership is absurd. With among the highest populations of any country, and the very vigilant reporting of crime in the US, of course the US will be in the top 20 most violent countries. Put together a solid argument about the gun laws in relation and you might sound convincing.

Most of you
Don't know

Iran use to print United States currency.
The "door close button" on a elevator is merely a illusion of control.

For real?? :Oh crap

I don't want to know that ...

Fact: The American Civil War was neither civil or american. Discuss.

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That's give a shit information

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Totally agree, I was asked almost once a day when I lived there, if Venezuela was in Africa...

I saw that show too and thought it was a great way to put it!

Many people think Caracas is a percussion instrument;)

Venezuela- hottest looking girls on the planet and Roraima FTW!


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I was actually born in Caracas and I had this fat fuck manager who used to call me crack-ass and thought it was hilarious.

Not to say all Americans are morons, it is a percentage game like in every country but because there is soooo many of them it is really easy to come across really stupid ones.

i remember how once a discussion with the GF of a client almost got out of hand cause she was insisting that american kids would not need to learn about world history cause 200 years of american history are already enough to learn

Yeah world geography seems to be in the same boat for them...

My buddy was in Dallas last week for the football game. He was at a bar in Dallas when someone said to him "Do you guys speak American in Canada because your english is really good"

hahaha

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