Why is Paul Markham allowed to wreck this board?
 

If it wasn't enough for him to spam the front page with his totally stupid rambling threads, this fucking lunatic derails any other thread he posts in.

There could be a nice thread going, then Paul Markham enters it and totally fucking wrecks it with his never ending bullshit, streering it way off-topic and into pissing matches.

WTF?

You suggesting putting the old dog out of his misery?
Still gotta find out how how he made magic link sales.
Dude's a genius!

can't this fucking asshole open a blog and post all his dumb shit there?

Lot's of new nicks popping up these days with experience of long standing issues :)

since you haven't said anything useful in your 70 posts and are just sig whoring i will ignore this post

You would think the amount of time he claims to be in the adult business, he would be retired and not have to post on GFY anymore.

It's fun watching the village idiots. :thumbsup

If Paul ever left, GFY would pay him to return

I think Paul and Sparrow should team up. With their expertise in the biz, they'd be bigger than Nastydollars.
Markham creating join pages as Sparrow counts the loot.

I put him on ignore long time ago.
Sometimes, because he posts so much, I make the mistake of viewing his post(s), and regret it every time I do. Thankfully I already learned not to do that anymore.

Yes. The easiest way to not read my threads and posts, is to put me on ignore. Then don't open them.

The stupidest way to ignore me is to start threads with my name in, bump them, keep bumping threads which I start. Quote my posts so I can reply.

Gives you a great idea of the intelligence level of my fans. They can't be enemies or haters. Not if they want to waste time bumping my threads and quoting my posts. They have to be fans.

Must send Squealer some money for all his hard work, Damian refused it, love that guy. Without his input Fabian would never of given me $3,000 for a single solo girl scene and the thread It's harder to shoot porn today than it was back in the old days.

So maybe some of my fans could bump this epic thread again.

They're not your fans Paul, everyone's making a mockery of you.
Thing is you're to stupid to realize it while thinking you're lectures on the biz are the greatest things since sliced bread.

Always gotta be a stupid motha fucker that has no shame or pride in themselves.

Rock on bro!

They love to hate you Paul; you are every forum webmaster's dream

You did well from Fabian, I enjoyed watching the video :thumbsup

he is the king

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1047520

Paul Markham was recording his own birth

Paul Markham rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood

Paul Markham is the only man that knows how to delete the Recycle Bin

Paul is the first man ever to do porn.

Paul Markham is the Chuck Norris of GFY and anyone who starts a thread with his name in it is a loser.

Ps. I voted for Paul Markham

Isn't he just doing what 80% of the members on this board is doing? That would leave the board even more empty than it is already.

:thumbsup

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...6e3add38a7.jpg

ADG

I do not understand all the hate towards Markham. If he was a child molester or a murderer, sure... but if stupid posts are what it takes, then there are many, many more Paul Marhams here. Sure, there might be a lot of threads that I have not read, I just do not have the time to read every post and reply to them, like some seems to have. Still.. does anyone deserve so much crap? Don´t think so.

That being said, seems to me that Markham does not take it to hard, and most of the "haters" I think just post for fun.

:2 cents:

:error There can be a great board & it takes one or 2 to fuck it up with another Paul Markham thread.....

When nothing better to do, start a worthless vindicating thread to create more hatred our lives :helpme


On a serious note.... You were the first to fuck it up :pimp

Seems like it.

Ignore doesn't solve the problem because he suckers other retards into replying to his shit and the threads get totally wrecked with idiots posting walls of text back and forth.

I am impressed that you can spell "vindicating" correctly mate, but you might want to check its meaning...... I think you probably meant "vindictive"?

ya, im puzzled why people still reply to him. total timewaste and nonsense.

Because he brings pageviews with his pure and utter bollocks, and that's more important than keeping a board wankham-free, because views = ad revenue for board owners. Why would they ban someone who brings so little in actual webmaster value and cut off the thousands and thousands of posts/threads/views he has generated, that makes advertisers go 'oooh, pageviews!'?

Just stick the stupid cunt on ignore, he's lost the plot here.

You assume I'm too stupid. That makes you stupid.

Because the obvious answer is I don't care what they say. I made my money ad sit here watching you no nick clowns struggle. The thread about training the unemployed to be affiliates, showed up most of you. Now are you another big fat guy posing as a cute girl?

Wasn't too bad for a guy whose not the most well man. Still nailed a pretty decent scene. Except for the lack of a rose in the back ground and the cheap sofa. Those two biting comments had me unable to sleep for days. :1orglaugh

Not bad going for a stupid man. I get the more stupid to open, read and reply. Eric and Theo love me. LOL

Paul Markham = Thread Views = Thread Replies = Advertising Revenue.

isn't the attractive award in his avatar his GFY troll of the year award? He is proud of that. As long as you understand that one simple fact you can handle any post he makes with a smile on your face. He is serving his purpose here

He was GFY Troll of the Year. You can bet your ass he's not going to let anyone here take that crown from him. :1orglaugh

:thumbsup Agreed :thumbsup


Or trolling maybe trolled :winkwink: All's good :thumbsup

You took $2,500 and made an awful scene, destroying the whole argument you made about paying more for quality. You proved that amateur was better than hiring Paul Markham.

You then posted how clever you were to have taken that amount of money for nothing, proud of stealing it.

Because he's the village idiot.

If the old man can derail you your train is weak and sucks

GFY is what you make of it

Paul Markham 1
New nick guy bitching about Paul Markham 0

Just block him in your user cp.

Problem solved.

Magicians are always entertaining...

Not sure what your response is all about but I think you're very attractive.
Perhaps we can discuss this Paul Markham ordeal in depth while we shower together?
I certainly wouldn't mind lathering you up!

GFY is very senior citizen friendly.

Likewise to companies offering special senior citizen deals and discounts, GFY has taken a very friendly stance towards senior citizens and their ailments of old age.

Part of this company policy of social responsibility also includes people with mental retardation and the resulting impairments.

Sending Eric the medical documentations will have you good to go.

This policy has enabled characters such as Mr Frisky aka Jack Sparrow to return.

A good thing in my eyes.

also this

Should be shown to all children who don't take care of their teeth.

So true. It's their own fault for arguing with you.