ICQ and Skype have a lot of birthdays
 

It seems several of my ICQ and Skype contacts are having birthdays more frequently than normal human beings. I am thinking there are 3 possibilities:

1) Instant messengers cause rapid aging

2) My contacts are from a planet with a very short rotation

3) Sneaky fuckers trying to initiate a dialogue by playing the birthday card so they can initiate a business conversation.

1 is scary, 2 is intriguing, but I am betting on 3.