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cherrylula 12-01-2011 07:14 PM

Is Dog Really Man's Best Friend?? lol
 
Man leaves his gun propped on the side of the boat with his dog, hops out, bam... dog shoots man. :1orglaugh

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Dogs are man's best friend. Except, you know, when they're shooting a gun at you.
And strangely enough, that's what really happened to a hapless dog owner in Brigham City, Utah. The man in question--a 46-year-old hunting enthusiast who is not named in local news reports on the incident--got a behind-full of birdshot courtesy of his loyal canine companion when he was out duck hunting over the weekend.
KSL.com reports the man and his dog were traveling in a canoe-like boat when the man stepped out into a shallow marsh to set up some decoys. His left his 12-gauge shotgun resting across the bow of the boat, according to Box Elder County Sheriff's Deputy Kevin Potter.
That's when the dog "did something to make the gun discharge," Potter said. "I don't know if the safety device was on. It's not impossible the dog could have taken it off safety."
Apparently excited to join his owner in the marsh, the dog jumped up on the boat's bow and stepped on the gun. The gun was fired, hitting the man in the buttocks with 27 pellets of birdshot.
The man promptly called 9-1-1, and is now reportedly recovering. Potter said that thanks to a well-positioned pair of waders--the hip-length rubber boots he was wearing at the time--the dog owner was able to avoid a more serious gunshot wound.
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lagcam 12-01-2011 08:03 PM

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marlboroack 12-01-2011 08:10 PM

So the dude got shot with a shotgun and lived? Wow god must want him alive.

Fletch XXX 12-01-2011 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18600167)
So the dude got shot with a shotgun and lived? Wow god must want him alive.

or, now try to grasp this.... there is no god, and it was just a lucky day?

LOL :winkwink:

marlboroack 12-01-2011 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18600172)
or, now try to grasp this.... there is no god, and it was just a lucky day?

LOL :winkwink:

HAHAHA you funny bastard

Jarmusch 12-01-2011 09:47 PM

In Soviet Russia, man is dog's best friend.

xenigo 12-01-2011 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18600172)
or, now try to grasp this.... there is no god, and it was just a lucky day?

LOL :winkwink:

That's because there definitely is no god. :thumbsup

Chosen 12-02-2011 02:16 AM

http://rlv.zcache.com/dog_walks_man_...70qqld_400.jpg

CurrentlySober 12-02-2011 02:26 AM

i like dogs :)

lagcam 12-02-2011 02:32 AM

A cat would have not only completed the job, but also made it look like suicide.

Scott McD 12-02-2011 02:37 AM

Shot in the ass from your dog.

Try explaining that to the kids...

CurrentlySober 12-02-2011 02:40 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18600811)
A cat would have not only completed the job, but also made it look like suicide.

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

crockett 12-02-2011 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18600167)
So the dude got shot with a shotgun and lived? Wow god must want him alive.

Bird shot isn't like a slug.. it could still kill you but it's not like a solid bullet. My uncle was hunting and got shot with bird shot once and it didn't seriously hurt him. put a bunch of holes in his jacket and left some red marks.

It really depends how close he was too it most likely. If it were point blank and he took full brunt of it then it could have seriously hurt him but if it was far enough for the shot to start to scatter it would likely just pepper him up real well.

cherrylula 12-02-2011 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18600811)
A cat would have not only completed the job, but also made it look like suicide.

So true. :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 12-02-2011 06:54 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 18600802)
i like dogs :)

+ dog shit... :helpme

Chosen 12-02-2011 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam (Post 18600811)
A cat would have not only completed the job, but also made it look like suicide.

:thumbsup

Spieglergirls 12-02-2011 11:32 AM

If a dog is man's best friend, why won't he pick you up at the airport?


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