Do NOT Read This...
 

Unless you have a few minutes to laugh your ass off!

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/13603/...cs-first-year/

I'm wiping the tears from my face.:1orglaugh

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images...ingredient.jpg

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Fucking funny.

Hi Jon Im still not feeling well so I wont be at work tomorrow I will try to work from home

If you see Dave, please tell him to call me. i have his box of Girl Scout Pussies

Oh dear god

My phone wrote that. I meant cookies. That is just terrible


hahahaha omg im pissing myself laughing here

Thanks for sharing the link

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Yeah there was a couple of threads on this a few weeks back i think.

Funny stuff!

O dear me that was good - longest one I've seen yet - unless it's the same with more added? One or two seemed familiar....

God donut.

Love it...

Im in tears thanks Jenni.

This one started me laughing, then it was just downhill from there :1orglaugh

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/period-red.jpg

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/butthole.jpg

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ROFL! I've got tears running down my face. :1orglaugh

I wonder. Is any one of these not fake?

http://sometimesitsnotautocorrect.co...ting_it_on.jpg

The vulva/volvo one was great.

some funny stuff

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/eat-dog.jpg

Im crying right now :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

awesome :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh some made me laff really hard - thanks :thumbsup

Now that I've nearly spent an hour on this site...

I'm still going! :1orglaugh

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/police-unicorn.jpg

Those were hilarious

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http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/dad-mom-out.jpg

Love it!

And this one :1orglaugh

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/fuckweasel.jpg

Fuckweasel? haha

It's my favorite color!!!

That one *did* make me laugh. I love that word :1orglaugh

fucking FUNNY

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/coming-out.jpg

Lol!!!!!!

http://damnyouautocorrect.com/images/linkin-park.jpg

The comments are even friggen funny!

JAB
DECEMBER 6, 2011 AT 6:56 PM
Firstly I’d like to thank you because after reading the top 50 I had to blow my nose, my gut is sore, I had to grab a towel to clean the tears up, and I peed a little. That shtuff was legendary.

But, it was also informative, and I learned a few things I didn’t previously know:

Jesus crust is a good acceptable alternative to the actual swear word, and a pizza I may try.

People really have to be more careful about their penises, there seems to be a lot of them exploding from abuse.

“What the fructose?” is something I’m going to say around children.

There are a lot of colors that are unknown to most, like effervescent shitstain, period red, and fuckweasel.

Christianmindfuck.com would be an awesome domain name.

Apparently people are doing strange things to their mom’s vagina’s rather frequently.

Father and son texting can be …. awkward.

Three words: Pajama bin laden

Best new word: Shatnered

I’m pretty sure a kinky fuck concert would be sold out.

The Iphone seems pretty advanced, apparently they have a cock slap app.

Friends are abnormally calm after you text them you just killed someone.

You can break a finger by putting it in your butt. So stop that.

“Better safe than SORRYIATETHELASTWAFFLE” is what I’m going to say from now on when giving advice.

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