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Emma 12-08-2011 04:09 AM

Courtney Stodden is the 17-year-old who looks much older. Photos inside
 
http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo..._630/image.jpg

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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/...20_634x923.jpg

http://gossiponthis.com/wp-content/u...ffee-run-3.jpg

Her body is the epitome of what Hollywood demands...

sponsorpimp 12-08-2011 04:27 AM

Yep and underage for our business :2 cents:

seeandsee 12-08-2011 04:34 AM

She will be ready next year

Biggie Smalls Web Writing 12-08-2011 04:46 AM

She is super hot.

crockett 12-08-2011 04:47 AM

She looks like a tramp TBH.. doesn't do anything for me. She has no real appeal to her as a teen, she just looks like a 24 year old stripper that has a coke problem and has been ridden hard and put away wet a few too many times.

In other words a skank.. lol

ottopottomouse 12-08-2011 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 18615343)
she just looks like a 24 year old stripper that has a coke problem and has been ridden hard and put away wet a few too many times.

:1orglaugh It's not a fucking bike :1orglaugh

Going to look 90 by the time she's 30.

pornsprite 12-08-2011 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 18615343)
She looks like a tramp TBH.. doesn't do anything for me. She has no real appeal to her as a teen, she just looks like a 24 year old stripper that has a coke problem and has been ridden hard and put away wet a few too many times.

In other words a skank.. lol

I agree totally

BIGTYMER 12-08-2011 05:14 AM

I liked her better before.

VenzuelanChick 12-08-2011 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 18615343)
She looks like a tramp TBH.. doesn't do anything for me. She has no real appeal to her as a teen, she just looks like a 24 year old stripper that has a coke problem and has been ridden hard and put away wet a few too many times.

In other words a skank.. lol

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

AAB 12-08-2011 05:19 AM

She looks cute in the first pic on the left and just plain nasty in all other pics

Nembrionic 12-08-2011 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Biggie Smalls Web Writing (Post 18615342)
She is super hot.

Are you serious? That is one nasty looking piece of ass. She talks like a retards, she sings like a retard....it must be a retard.

pornguy 12-08-2011 05:22 AM

I would hit that.

BlackCrayon 12-08-2011 05:33 AM

way hotter before.

HomerSimpson 12-08-2011 07:07 AM

she is really hot...

spazlabz 12-08-2011 07:09 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh @ Implantosaur

Jarmusch 12-08-2011 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sponsorpimp (Post 18615313)
Yep and underage for our business :2 cents:

WTF are you talking about?

Fletch XXX 12-08-2011 07:16 AM

no clue who she is

bloggerz 12-08-2011 07:56 AM

Who is she?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-08-2011 08:15 AM

Who? Okay, here she is:



So, I'm wondering who the creepy looking dude is?

Well, apparently it is her 51 year old husband. He married her when she was 16 and he was 50. Check out the video above, and it starts to become more clear...seriously - it's scary and hilarious. :helpme :1orglaugh

Talking about a suitcase pimp...

ADG

BlackCrayon 12-08-2011 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 18615579)
no clue who she is

that must be because you are too smart to pay attention to mainstream media and television. :thumbsup

Eyeball 12-08-2011 08:20 AM

I sill do not know what you have posted that shit on here and why you would think we actually give a fuck about it/her.

NaughtyVisions 12-08-2011 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 18615725)
So, I'm wondering who the creepy looking dude is?

Well, apparently it is her 51 year old husband. He married her when she was 16 and he was 50. Check out the video above, and it starts to become more clear...seriously - it's scary and hilarious. :helpme :1orglaugh

Talking about a suitcase pimp...

ADG

Shut up. They're in love. Like, for real. Duh. :disgust

JamesChoopa 12-08-2011 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 18615343)
She looks like a tramp TBH.. doesn't do anything for me. She has no real appeal to her as a teen, she just looks like a 24 year old stripper that has a coke problem and has been ridden hard and put away wet a few too many times.

In other words a skank.. lol

Well said!!! but I'd still nail her in a year from now!! haha

Scott McD 12-08-2011 10:20 AM

Wouldn't like to see her by the time she's 40, however..... I'd hit that shit hard right now!

NaughtyVisions 12-08-2011 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nembrionic (Post 18615389)
Are you serious? That is one nasty looking piece of ass. She talks like a retards, she sings like a retard....it must be a retard.

Come on now, she has quite the way with words...

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/2986/stodden1.png

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4482/stodden2.png

:1orglaugh

spazlabz 12-08-2011 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 18616060)

Great! just Great! now I feel all dirty and stuff after reading that.... gross

quoting Psalms in there was a classy touch by her :thumbsup

Chosen 12-08-2011 12:27 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Implantozaur :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Paul Markham 12-08-2011 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 18615343)
She looks like a tramp TBH.. doesn't do anything for me. She has no real appeal to her as a teen, she just looks like a 24 year old stripper that has a coke problem and has been ridden hard and put away wet a few too many times.

In other words a skank.. lol

That's what I thought. Scrap e the make up off, remove the plastic in her tits and not much there.

Still this is why I'm always careful about checking IDs. Those who don't are taking a massive risk today.

Scott McD 12-08-2011 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18616717)
Scrap e the make up off, remove the plastic in her tits and not much there.

Isn't that the case with about 90% of chicks though ??

There's a reason why most women don't EVER leave the house without make-up...

DoubleD 12-08-2011 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18616402)
Great! just Great! now I feel all dirty and stuff after reading that.... gross

quoting Psalms in there was a classy touch by her :thumbsup

haha - i don't feel dirty, I feel bad that the english langauge was basically raped here...i mean I think its cute when my daughter tries to use words she couldn't possibly understand, but she's 6 and not talking like this...above said something about her being home schooled?

obviously a long string of bad parenting choices resulted in this train wreck

Nicky 12-08-2011 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 18615343)
She looks like a tramp TBH.. doesn't do anything for me. She has no real appeal to her as a teen, she just looks like a 24 year old stripper that has a coke problem and has been ridden hard and put away wet a few too many times.

In other words a skank.. lol

And we have a winner :2 cents:

NaughtyVisions 12-08-2011 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18616717)
remove the plastic in her tits

http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011...urgery-breasts

Quote:

Courtney Stodden proves her breasts are real
Monday, November 07, 2011

Classify this under things viewers would probably rather not know.

Courtney Stodden, better known as the teen bride who wed 51-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson at age 16, finally got something serious off her chest Monday: her breasts are, yes, real.

"A knife has never touched this body," the now-17-year-old insisted prior to her public ultrasound examination on "Dr. Drew's Lifechangers."

Initially, plastic surgeon Dr. John Diaz seemed to find a "round object" under her muscle in the images, but an indignant Stodden again insisted that she had never gotten plastic surgery.

http://www.nydailynews.com/polopoly_..._370/image.jpg

Stodden went on national TV to prove that her breasts are indeed real. (Dr. Drew's Lifechangers)

The technician then tilted the transducer to a different angle and after much probing, Dr. Diaz took another good look at Stodden's supposedly all-natural frame with the machine and confirmed that the images indeed proved that the fame-seeker had been telling the truth.

"This is all normal tissue we are looking at," Dr. Drew said.

"I guess she was telling us the truth," agreed Dr. Diaz. "She doesn't look like she has an implant."

Hutchinson, who stood by as the procedure took place onstage, looked smug. He once said in an interview that "her plastic surgeon was God."

Asked if she was relieved to finally set the record straight about her body, Stodden played coy.

"It is. Yes. Thank you," she smiled.


rowan 12-08-2011 07:17 PM

What an ugly skank.

I thought the dude was Jet Li at first.

Lucy - CSC 12-08-2011 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 18617050)

When TV has come down to this level I think it is time to give up on humanity.

BettingHandle 12-09-2011 03:06 AM

I would bang her
 
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marlboroack 12-09-2011 03:08 AM

Perverts. She's 17.

goldflower 12-09-2011 03:29 AM

yammy :) I want see her butt hole :)

http://jasonfeldman.files.wordpress....en-beach-5.jpg

Scott McD 12-09-2011 05:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18617641)
Perverts. She's 17.

And?

I'd fuck her. Hard!!

Feng-PD 12-09-2011 06:23 AM

http://www.implantosaur.com/ WHO GRABBED THE DOMAIN SO FAST!

V_RocKs 12-09-2011 07:16 AM

She looks like a whore... If this were the 1950's she'd be burned at the stake.

Sophie Delancey 12-09-2011 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions (Post 18616060)

I love her Twitter feed so much. She recently referred to Santa as moist... For realz?

ajrocks 12-09-2011 07:46 AM

I think I saw her movie, Natural born whore.

BumpUglyz 12-09-2011 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack (Post 18617641)
Perverts. She's 17.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18617800)
And?

I'd fuck her. Hard!!


I'll wait a year, then I'm right there with you guys. Well, after you guys :thumbsup

DaddyHalbucks 12-09-2011 09:58 AM

I don't foresee alot of lonely nights in her immediate future, but other than that, I wouldn't make alot of comments about someone who is underage.

MasterBlow 12-09-2011 01:18 PM

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slides...jpg?1319741965

Courtney needs to embrace her once fresh-faced look

Adult Insider Dave 12-09-2011 01:28 PM

No idea who that is but she looks 30.

Double trouble 12-09-2011 01:47 PM

She must love Santa Claus

dallasnovelty 12-09-2011 01:59 PM

I saw her on tv a couple months ago and I told my wife that girl looks atleast 23-25 and if you spend enough money you could have a "new" birthdate made for you.

pornguy 12-09-2011 02:10 PM

I would treat her like a moped.




Ride her all weekend and not tel my friends.

LA Crew 12-10-2011 01:12 AM

When is this girl ever going to learn that no one is ever going to take her seriously if she keeps taking her clothes off?


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