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AnimeFevers 12-09-2011 10:47 AM

Is it true people with small dicks drive fast cars?
 
Is it true and why?

Scott McD 12-09-2011 10:49 AM

Yes.

Fatfoo will tell you why though. He has ALL the answers...

candyflip 12-09-2011 10:51 AM

I drive a Mini Cooper and pack about 10 inches.

For reference.

MaDalton 12-09-2011 10:53 AM

i had a dozen cars - from very slow to very fast. what does that tell us?

Sly 12-09-2011 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 18618368)
i had a dozen cars - from very slow to very fast. what does that tell us?

You take Cialis.

Jman 12-09-2011 10:54 AM

Yes it is true... That is why I WALK!!! ;-)

Phoenix 12-09-2011 10:54 AM

i have a fairly fast car i guess...my dick is miniscule...not even there really

MaDalton 12-09-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 18618370)
You take Cialis.

i have high blood pressure, it would kill me :helpme

Antonio 12-09-2011 11:06 AM

if it is, I am so slicing mine in half

AnimeFevers 12-09-2011 11:12 AM

I came up with the question while I was driving with my brother in the car, we saw an old high school friend of mine driving by in his "fast car" and my brother randomly said one of his mates saw his cock (don't ask why) and said it was tiny. Then we we both laughed and debated if people with small cocks drive fast cars.

I think the answer is yes, how else would you feel better about having a small cock.

Lace 12-09-2011 11:16 AM

How about a big, slow jeep? Lol.

NetHorse 12-09-2011 11:18 AM

Yes, and people with big monitors, houses, expensive clothes, expensive smartphones, yachts, clubs, expensive suits, jewelry also have small dicks.

That was a story made up by jealous poor people. It's called resentment when a sports car passes you in your 1998 Toyota Camry with $800 in your checking account. :thumbsup

jollyhumper 12-09-2011 11:26 AM

THink I read somewhere that Peter North have several really fast cars

Jolly

Yngwie 12-09-2011 11:28 AM

I ride a mountain bike. I am hung like a horse. lol

Vendzilla 12-09-2011 11:28 AM

I'm driving an old pickup today

PR_Glen 12-09-2011 11:30 AM

i put money into a house instead, does that mean i have a vagina? :)

HomerSimpson 12-09-2011 11:48 AM

or they drive very big cars... :)

Ross 12-09-2011 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18618452)
i put money into a house instead, does that mean i have a vagina? :)

I often wondered :winkwink:

brassmonkey 12-09-2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 18618444)
I ride a mountain bike. I am hung like a horse. lol

dont get caught in the gears :helpme :1orglaugh

AnimeFevers 12-09-2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18618452)
i put money into a house instead, does that mean i have a vagina? :)

That means your smarter than someone who would spend the same amount of money on a car :2 cents:

ottopottomouse 12-09-2011 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 18618444)
I ride a mountain bike. I am hung like a horse. lol

Must be uncomfortable :upsidedow

awxm 12-09-2011 12:08 PM

I walk everywhere with my shlong carried over my shoulder.

Haters gonna hate.

barcodes 12-09-2011 12:15 PM


ilnjscb 12-09-2011 12:40 PM

I just stand and let plate tectonics carry me where I need to go.

WarChild 12-09-2011 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 18618423)
Yes, and people with big monitors, houses, expensive clothes, expensive smartphones, yachts, clubs, expensive suits, jewelry also have small dicks.

That was a story made up by jealous poor people. It's called resentment when a sports car passes you in your 1998 Toyota Camry with $800 in your checking account. :thumbsup

:thumbsup

Jarmusch 12-09-2011 12:44 PM

If it's true, then every kid who had a poster of a supercar on his wall must have a microscopic dick.

2intense 12-09-2011 12:54 PM

http://damien69.files.wordpress.com/...500_110104.jpg

AnimeFevers 12-09-2011 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 18618644)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 12-09-2011 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 18618644)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme :party-smi

PR_Glen 12-09-2011 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 18618423)
Yes, and people with big monitors, houses, expensive clothes, expensive smartphones, yachts, clubs, expensive suits, jewelry also have small dicks.

That was a story made up by jealous poor people. It's called resentment when a sports car passes you in your 1998 Toyota Camry with $800 in your checking account. :thumbsup

hmm very defensive here... do you drive a monster truck?





joking :1orglaugh

Minte 12-09-2011 01:36 PM

Absolutely...but the best looking women have small pussies so it all works out.

Rochard 12-09-2011 01:40 PM

Anyone can own a fast car. It surely doesn't make them better than anyone else.

Double trouble 12-09-2011 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 18618644)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jarmusch 12-09-2011 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte (Post 18618756)
Absolutely...but the best looking women have small pussies so it all works out.

http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/f...ba_dum_tsh.jpg

Yngwie 12-09-2011 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 18618520)
dont get caught in the gears :helpme :1orglaugh

I always make sure to wrap it up good so it doesn't happen. :1orglaugh

Yngwie 12-09-2011 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 18618528)
Must be uncomfortable :upsidedow

It is unfortunately. haha

SmutHammer 12-09-2011 02:42 PM

Yep, def true, another fact is people with big dicks drive fast cars too!

Lace 12-09-2011 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte (Post 18618756)
Absolutely...but the best looking women have small pussies so it all works out.

Haha love the way you think! :1orglaugh

Grapesoda 12-09-2011 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 18618423)
Yes, and people with big monitors, houses, expensive clothes, expensive smartphones, yachts, clubs, expensive suits, jewelry also have small dicks.

That was a story made up by jealous poor people. It's called resentment when a sports car passes you in your 1998 Toyota Camry with $800 in your checking account. :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

raymor 12-09-2011 03:03 PM

I've owned three minivans, a Geo Metro, and a Ford Aspire. My wife, having no cock, had a Mustang. So I'd say probably so.

chaze 12-09-2011 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AnimeFevers (Post 18618356)
Is it true and why?

Yes and people with big ones like me.

I have a Porsche and it is fast.

2intense 12-09-2011 03:12 PM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltnxhqBiPl1qdyl8z.gif
Quote:

Originally Posted by chaze (Post 18618960)
Yes and people with big ones like me.

I have a Porsche and it is fast.


Frank21 12-09-2011 03:13 PM

yes thats why i drive a fucking VW golf.

JFK 12-09-2011 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie (Post 18618444)
I ride a mountain bike. I am hung like a horse. lol

like a horsefly, you mean ? :Graucho

Yngwie 12-09-2011 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 18618998)
like a horsefly, you mean ? :Graucho

Yes, that is exactly what I meant.:1orglaugh

shimmy2 12-09-2011 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank21 (Post 18618971)
yes thats why i drive a fucking VW golf.

:thumbsup vdub buckets work for me too. i've recruited talent all over usa/canada in a girly vw cabrio that cost less than my camera

http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/2...dsc0196jpg.jpg http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/4573/tndsc0124jpg.jpg

MakingItPay 12-09-2011 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetHorse (Post 18618423)
Yes, and people with big monitors, houses, expensive clothes, expensive smartphones, yachts, clubs, expensive suits, jewelry also have small dicks.

That was a story made up by jealous poor people. It's called resentment when a sports car passes you in your 1998 Toyota Camry with $800 in your checking account. :thumbsup

:thumbsup

epitome 12-10-2011 12:19 AM

My "friend" wants to know:

what if you're hung like a gnat and drive a non-spectacular truck?

Again its my friend that wants to know. Just doing a favor by asking.

sojproductions 12-10-2011 07:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2intense (Post 18618644)

now thats a dick pic haha

John-ACWM 12-10-2011 07:21 AM

LOL some funny replies!


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