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Dirty F 12-12-2011 01:23 AM

Paul Markham, i have a question
 
Since you know everything about everything how come you are a just another broke fucking loser?

B.Barnato 12-12-2011 01:33 AM

A very valid question.

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18623135)
Since you know everything about everything how come you are a just another broke fucking loser?

I know nothing about a lot of things.

Programming.
What people thin is "marketing" in online porn.
Why people think not selling to 999 in 1,000 is good.
Why you think I'm a broke loser.

When it comes to porn, selling it, producing it and knowing what the consumer wants. 34 year in the business and approaching 35. Proves all that.

What do you know and who are you?

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18623143)
A very valid question.

Says the man linking to this video. http://xhamster.com/xembed.php?video=645790 is it you Barneto? :1orglaugh

B.Barnato 12-12-2011 01:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18623160)
Says the man linking to this video. http://xhamster.com/xembed.php?video=645790 is it you Barneto? :1orglaugh

Yes.:2 cents:

Please put me back on ignore.

marlboroack 12-12-2011 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by B.Barnato (Post 18623161)
Yes.:2 cents:

Please put me back on ignore.

Yo:upsidedowu my nigga

ArsewithClass 12-12-2011 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18623135)
Paul Markham, i have a question

Dirty F, I have one too...... Why are you so interested in Paul Markham? Are you a sad idiot that needs more attention?



FFS... Paul M.. Paul M.. Paul M.......





I have a Paul Markham question.....

How come you don't get a new design on your sites? With all that great content, nice models & so many years of porn covered, a revamp could work... Just a question mate :thumbsup

Roald 12-12-2011 03:30 AM

Paul is my hero, stop making fun of him!

http://peachyforum.com/forums/storag.../14smaller.jpg

:Oh crap

Dirty F 12-12-2011 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18623255)
Dirty F, I have one too...... Why are you so interested in Paul Markham? Are you a sad idiot that needs more attention?



FFS... Paul M.. Paul M.. Paul M.......





I have a Paul Markham question.....

How come you don't get a new design on your sites? With all that great content, nice models & so many years of porn covered, a revamp could work... Just a question mate :thumbsup

Yeah, because i talk about him every day right?

ArsewithClass 12-12-2011 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F (Post 18623271)
Yeah, because i talk about him every day right?

But you think about him enough to start a Paul M thread :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Juicy D. Links 12-12-2011 05:30 AM

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seeandsee 12-12-2011 05:36 AM

Paul M. is broke?!? I dont think so...

CaptainHowdy 12-12-2011 05:51 AM

It's raining again ...

Eyeball 12-12-2011 05:54 AM

It's a sad day when internet geeks feel inferior to an older man.

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 06:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18623255)
I have a Paul Markham question.....

How come you don't get a new design on your sites? With all that great content, nice models & so many years of porn covered, a revamp could work... Just a question mate :thumbsup

Why bother. I'm retired from real work, everything but the 4 sites and the blogs are closed. Even doing reviews with no attempt to really make money. Just keeping me from going senile watching the TV all day, it's cold here and I'm not going out unless I have to. Spend an hour or so online, then get back to other hobbies.

just taking the last of the money left and then it all get's shut down. Been "retired" over 3 years now. And still taking in money. not going to walk away from free money. :thumbsup

People like Dirty F, PJ, Damian, Candyflip, and a few others. Rarely contribute anything except pulp. They don't worry me.

No Eyeball. they should feel inferior to me. I lived a life most of them dream of, made enough money to see me through my Autumn and Winter years, got a wife younger than my daughter and a daughter younger than my grand daughter. Live in a small house we own, in a country where living costs are low and a dog who keeps me occupied.

Even my health isn't too bad. Not to good either, but I should be dead according to my doctors. :thumbsup

If you think it's worth it, buy the content, do a new design and pt up your own site.

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 06:17 AM

Dirty F, I have a question who are you?

About Dirty F

Biography
Ice is a twink

Signature

Kruidvat: Steeds verrassend, altijd voordelig!


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no contact info, no site, not a fucking thing to give us a clue.

Just like so many of my fans.

mafia_man 12-12-2011 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18623256)
Paul is my hero, stop making fun of him!

http://peachyforum.com/forums/storag.../14smaller.jpg

:Oh crap

That's the best picture ever.

Klen 12-12-2011 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18623463)
Dirty F, I have a question who are you?

About Dirty F

Biography
Ice is a twink

Signature

Kruidvat: Steeds verrassend, altijd voordelig!


Total Posts

Total Posts: 51,548
Posts Per Day: 13.57

no contact info, no site, not a fucking thing to give us a clue.

Just like so many of my fans.

Trolling and having info about your sites = bad idea,just take a look at jacksparrow example :1orglaugh

BladeZ 12-12-2011 08:38 AM

:) @ kruidvat,lekkere drop en winegums :upsidedow

Roald 12-12-2011 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BladeZ (Post 18623738)
:) @ kruidvat,lekkere drop en winegums :upsidedow

en toch altijd voordelig! = win win win!!!

PR_Glen 12-12-2011 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18623154)
I know nothing about a lot of things.

Why people think not selling to 999 in 1,000 is good.

that would depend on the type of traffic and your sales methods, if you had even a very basic understanding of traffic you would understand this.

Double trouble 12-12-2011 09:26 AM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7BUxgRoM2Q...it-at-work.jpg

Rochard 12-12-2011 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18623154)
Programming.
What people thin is "marketing" in online porn.
Why people think not selling to 999 in 1,000 is good.
Why you think I'm a broke loser.

You forgot "magic".

porno jew 12-12-2011 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18623154)
I know nothing about a lot of things.

Programming.
What people thin is "marketing" in online porn.
Why people think not selling to 999 in 1,000 is good.
Why you think I'm a broke loser.

When it comes to porn, selling it, producing it and knowing what the consumer wants. 34 year in the business and approaching 35. Proves all that.

What do you know and who are you?

yes as you can see he is a master at shooting porn

http://xhamster.com/movies/265560/pa...threesome.html

the reason porn sales are down because people don't pay enough money for porn of this high quality.

porno jew 12-12-2011 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18623255)
Dirty F, I have one too...... Why are you so interested in Paul Markham? Are you a sad idiot that needs more attention?



FFS... Paul M.. Paul M.. Paul M.......





I have a Paul Markham question.....

How come you don't get a new design on your sites? With all that great content, nice models & so many years of porn covered, a revamp could work... Just a question mate :thumbsup

http://southcumsluts.com/gallery/eto/002.jpg

Mike Dutch 12-12-2011 10:07 AM

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Scott McD 12-12-2011 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 18623830)
You forgot "magic".


http://www.freewebs.com/magicfile/Da...ield_Large.jpg

fris 12-12-2011 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18623154)
I know nothing about a lot of things.

Programming.
What people thin is "marketing" in online porn.
Why people think not selling to 999 in 1,000 is good.
Why you think I'm a broke loser.

When it comes to porn, selling it, producing it and knowing what the consumer wants. 34 year in the business and approaching 35. Proves all that.

What do you know and who are you?

selling it, are you speaking of selling your own content, or actually promoting other programs, because the way you speak, on ratios, and so on, you have either little or no traffic to speak of, so I dont know why you are giving advice, saying tube traffic sucks, etc.

never have showed stats to show, but if its just your own content, then I can see where you are coming from.

2intense 12-12-2011 10:33 AM

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JFK 12-12-2011 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald (Post 18623776)
en toch altijd voordelig! = win win win!!!

is this what you call Winning ? :1orglaugh

MrBottomTooth 12-12-2011 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18623880)

Is that Bernie Mac on the left?

Jakez 12-12-2011 11:17 AM

You may know what the average magazine buyer wants. As far as the internet goes it's all guesses and not much experience to back it up. Right or wrong?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18623255)
How come you don't get a new design on your sites? With all that great content, nice models & so many years of porn covered, a revamp could work... Just a question mate :thumbsup

Far too busy telling everyone else how do to things he hasn't done to try them himself and see if they work.

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18623810)
that would depend on the type of traffic and your sales methods, if you had even a very basic understanding of traffic you would understand this.

If you had a very basic understanding of selling and marketing. Your post would single you out as a fool. And you're not. It's the "industry thinking" that's wrong.

1,000 people interested in looking at porn, following a link of any sort. That's 1,000 interested people. And 999 not buying.

Maybe you're talking about the 1,000 who click on a link after looking at the samples. So how many consumers does it take to get a click?

What this industry has done is call a failure a success, and that's :upsidedow

Even 100 consumers and 1 buyer. it's 99% loss rate.

I accept a lot of surfers can't buy. but not 99%. And definitely 99.9%. I would guess a Tube site doesn't convert that well, with actual visitors, not those bothered to click on a banner. The fact that the industry ignores a whole sector of consumers shows the failure.

Ramirez 12-12-2011 11:37 AM

Much respect for Paul Markham!

ArsewithClass 12-12-2011 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 18624024)
Is that Bernie Mac on the left?

:thumbsup Love it... Bernie Mac because she's black... huh, nice....

Here's another shot of her :pimp

http://southerncumsluts.com/gallery/...inlondon/3.jpg

www.veronique.southerncumsluts.com/freetour.html


Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez (Post 18624129)

Far too busy telling everyone else how do to things he hasn't done to try them himself and see if they work.

It was a compliment to Paul having so much content coming out of his arse... He should put it together on a new or at least a freshly designed site :thumbsup

porno jew 12-12-2011 11:41 AM

when you watch tv do you buy everything that is advertised on commercials, simpleton?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18624232)
If you had a very basic understanding of selling and marketing. Your post would single you out as a fool. And you're not. It's the "industry thinking" that's wrong.

1,000 people interested in looking at porn, following a link of any sort. That's 1,000 interested people. And 999 not buying.

Maybe you're talking about the 1,000 who click on a link after looking at the samples. So how many consumers does it take to get a click?

What this industry has done is call a failure a success, and that's :upsidedow

Even 100 consumers and 1 buyer. it's 99% loss rate.

I accept a lot of surfers can't buy. but not 99%. And definitely 99.9%. I would guess a Tube site doesn't convert that well, with actual visitors, not those bothered to click on a banner. The fact that the industry ignores a whole sector of consumers shows the failure.


Jakez 12-12-2011 11:45 AM

I wonder how many views the average eBay listing gets compared to how many buy the product. There must be some gigantic warehouse somewhere giving everything away for free.

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 18623974)
selling it, are you speaking of selling your own content, or actually promoting other programs, because the way you speak, on ratios, and so on, you have either little or no traffic to speak of, so I don't know why you are giving advice, saying tube traffic sucks, etc.

never have showed stats to show, but if its just your own content, then I can see where you are coming from.

It's one purely of perception. You think converting 1-100 of consumers, not clicks on a banner, is marvelous. I see it as losing 99%. When you consider most Tubes don't convert 1-1,000 of consumers, then you have to think it's not very good. Unless you think losing 99.9% of interested people is good.

I use to sell Office furniture, if I knocked on 10 doors I reckoned to pick up one as a customer. If a person walked into our showroom, off the street, I convert 2-3. If an invited person to the showroom, I would convert at an higher rate.

Before that I worked on my market stall around London. If a person came to the stall and started looking at the good, clothing, I converted 50%.

I was a salesman.

If you think selling is giving free samples to 1,000s for 1 to buy. Again we have a problem with the word selling. If you think it's called marketing, we don't have a problem. you do. Because it's not.

It's slinging mud at a wall in the hope some will stick.

Or laying out 1,000s of free samples and waiting for someone to find something they like enough to buy. When the free samples are a substitute for buying the product, then you left selling and marketing a long way back. :(

CaptainHowdy 12-12-2011 12:02 PM

Never mess with a retired man ...

SZNY 12-12-2011 12:02 PM

lesson #1 never under estimate people :D

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18624323)
It was a compliment to Paul having so much content coming out of his arse... He should put it together on a new or at least a freshly designed site :thumbsup

What these clowns can't get past, is we produced so much content. With online stores being our second market and sites our third. Of course few of these clowns have even that. If they didn't get free content they would of been long gone.

Surfers would still be here. They're not going anywhere. :thumbsup

porno jew 12-12-2011 12:04 PM

master of traffic, european politics, workplace bathrooms and now master furniture salesman. is there is aspect of life paul markham is not a master at?

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porno jew (Post 18624509)
master of traffic, european politics, workplace bathrooms and now master furniture salesman. is there is aspect of life paul markham is not a master at?

Yes I'm at a complete loss at trying to find a post where you said anything worth reading. :1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 12-12-2011 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18624508)
What these clowns can't get past, is we produced so much content. With online stores being our second market and sites our third. Of course few of these clowns have even that. If they didn't get free content they would of been long gone.

Surfers would still be here. They're not going anywhere. :thumbsup

Do the online stores make decent money, am I missing out on a market here?

ArsewithClass 12-12-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18624541)
Yes I'm at a complete loss at trying to find a post where you said anything worth reading. :1orglaugh

His name is an insult to any religion :2 cents:

porno jew 12-12-2011 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18624546)
Do the online stores make decent money, am I missing out on a market here?

yes so much he lives off benefits and has to beg on message boards when he needs new glasses.

Jakez 12-12-2011 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 6403296)
Amazing is all I can say, we seem to be converting about 1:100 that reach the site. :)

You sure seem happy about the 99 people who didn't buy anything.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 6403402)
We got the opposite problem, sending too little traffic to a site that converts beyond our wildest dreams.

I would have been over the moon with 1:500, but then I expected 1,000 visits a day minimum. Only getting 200.

But it's early days and we are just getting going and no affiliates yet.

:upsidedow

That was 2005 and you were happy with those conversions, now in 2011 when conversions have tanked those numbers are suddenly for clueless people?

fris 12-12-2011 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18624500)
It's one purely of perception. You think converting 1-100 of consumers, not clicks on a banner, is marvelous. I see it as losing 99%. When you consider most Tubes don't convert 1-1,000 of consumers, then you have to think it's not very good. Unless you think losing 99.9% of interested people is good.

I use to sell Office furniture, if I knocked on 10 doors I reckoned to pick up one as a customer. If a person walked into our showroom, off the street, I convert 2-3. If an invited person to the showroom, I would convert at an higher rate.

Before that I worked on my market stall around London. If a person came to the stall and started looking at the good, clothing, I converted 50%.

I was a salesman.

If you think selling is giving free samples to 1,000s for 1 to buy. Again we have a problem with the word selling. If you think it's called marketing, we don't have a problem. you do. Because it's not.

It's slinging mud at a wall in the hope some will stick.

Or laying out 1,000s of free samples and waiting for someone to find something they like enough to buy. When the free samples are a substitute for buying the product, then you left selling and marketing a long way back. :(

but the fact you dont have any tube traffic, so you are just spewing BS.

its like someone giving you legal advice who isnt a laywer, but thinks he "knows" the law.

you may think you know, but until you actually have attempted to do it, you cant speak on the subject.

other than estimating, which is what you are doing.

Paul Markham 12-12-2011 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18624546)
Do the online stores make decent money, am I missing out on a market here?

They made a lot more off the stores than any of the custom shooters were getting. Add that to the magazine sales and the sites, it was nice.

Not as much as the elite sponsors or webmasters, just more than any of these idiots flaming me.

porno jew 12-12-2011 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 18624548)
His name is an insult to any religion :2 cents:

and your models are an insult to any erection. :1orglaugh


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