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The Porn Nerd 12-12-2011 09:03 AM

Monday Madness: WHY Starbucks Do I Have To Place My Order THREE TIMES?
 
Go to Starbucks, there's a line (always). Dude behind the counter asks me for my order. I tell him. Then I get to the checkout, gotta tell THAT dude my order AGAIN. Then I go and stand by the counter, waiting for my drink. Waiting, waiting...."What are you waiting for?" asks the THIRD Starbucks nimrod. So I tell them AGAIN. That makes three times I gotta go through this madness (without caffiene). Sometimes it's even four times.

WHAT THE FUCK STARBUCKS?????

Why don't I just avoid all this madness and just go right up to the counter, stand around, and when the dude making the coffee asks me what I'm waiting for just tell him...AND GET A FREE FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

Every fucking day i go through this shit. :disgust

Chris 12-12-2011 09:04 AM

all the starbucks around here have drive thru's

jimmy-3-way 12-12-2011 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18623781)
Every fucking day i go through this shit.

You deserve it, then.

Caligari 12-12-2011 09:08 AM

Then stop going to Starbucks and try a local shop.

.

pornguy 12-12-2011 09:14 AM

Dude. Cut out the middle men and go straight to the end where you pick up tell them what you want. then get it and leave.

:)


The idiots in our local starsucks can never get the order right and we buy from them about 3 times a week.

alextokyo 12-12-2011 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18623781)
Go to Starbucks, there's a line (always). Dude behind the counter asks me for my order. I tell him. Then I get to the checkout, gotta tell THAT dude my order AGAIN. Then I go and stand by the counter, waiting for my drink. Waiting, waiting...."What are you waiting for?" asks the THIRD Starbucks nimrod. So I tell them AGAIN. That makes three times I gotta go through this madness (without caffiene). Sometimes it's even four times.

WHAT THE FUCK STARBUCKS?????

Why don't I just avoid all this madness and just go right up to the counter, stand around, and when the dude making the coffee asks me what I'm waiting for just tell him...AND GET A FREE FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

Every fucking day i go through this shit. :disgust

I guess you're black?

They're just fuckin with you, cuz. :1orglaugh

youdeserve 12-12-2011 09:15 AM

Starbucks is a great hype here (like Apple or so) so only the rich and famous and snob goes there. Therefore, no lines at all, as I'm concerned.

Never been there, btw :)

bronco67 12-12-2011 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18623781)
Go to Starbucks, there's a line (always). Dude behind the counter asks me for my order. I tell him. Then I get to the checkout, gotta tell THAT dude my order AGAIN. Then I go and stand by the counter, waiting for my drink. Waiting, waiting...."What are you waiting for?" asks the THIRD Starbucks nimrod. So I tell them AGAIN. That makes three times I gotta go through this madness (without caffiene). Sometimes it's even four times.

WHAT THE FUCK STARBUCKS?????

Why don't I just avoid all this madness and just go right up to the counter, stand around, and when the dude making the coffee asks me what I'm waiting for just tell him...AND GET A FREE FUCKING COFFEE!!!!!!!!!

Every fucking day i go through this shit. :disgust

It's great to have problems like this. You could be spending your morning running from hooded bandits with Ak47's, or dodging landmines on your way to the local market to steal some bread for your malnourished family.

youdeserve 12-12-2011 09:28 AM

And order done - looking forward to test drive this thing :)

CaptainHowdy 12-12-2011 09:29 AM

http://graz.metblogs.com/archives/images/2006/12/sm.jpg

Rochard 12-12-2011 09:30 AM

Because fast food always hires the bottom of the barrel.... You know - the same people who think they are better than working at "fast food".

The Porn Nerd 12-12-2011 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alextokyo (Post 18623799)
I guess you're black?

They're just fuckin with you, cuz. :1orglaugh

No, not black, but glad you exposed yourself to be the racist motherfucker you obviously are, dickhead.

And the only alternative around me is Dunkin' Donuts, the weakest java soup on Earth. YUCK. I NEED IT STRONG baby. Like four shots of espresso for breakfast strong.

Phoenix 12-12-2011 10:53 AM

these kids here feel your pain, they too have to stand in a line

http://www.shc.edu/theolibrary/graphics/hunger.jpg

CaptainHowdy 12-12-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18624029)
these kids here feel your pain, they too have to stand in a line

http://www.shc.edu/theolibrary/graphics/hunger.jpg

That white liberal guilt it's so 80's ...

porno jew 12-12-2011 10:56 AM

grow up bitch.

The Porn Nerd 12-12-2011 10:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 18624029)
these kids here feel your pain, they too have to stand in a line

http://www.shc.edu/theolibrary/graphics/hunger.jpg

Haha! yeah, but I bet they only had to beg ONCE bro, not keep going "soup! soup! soup!" Grrr. :D

CurrentlySober 12-12-2011 10:59 AM

i cant afford coffee... :(

Bryan G 12-12-2011 10:59 AM

Life can be so tough sometimes.

ottopottomouse 12-12-2011 01:29 PM

Buy a kettle.

Jarmusch 12-12-2011 01:34 PM

Man up and quit coffee cold turkey.

topwebmodels_chris 12-12-2011 01:43 PM

damn, three times for the order???

The Heron 12-12-2011 01:46 PM

Make your own fucking coffee! Or be really smart and stop drinking that shit

The Porn Nerd 12-12-2011 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 18624806)
Make your own fucking coffee! Or be really smart and stop drinking that shit

Stop drinking "that shit" - you mean "coffee"?
Don't be a Barbarian.

PornMD 12-12-2011 01:55 PM

http://files.sharenator.com/memes_fi...694-227884.jpg

Jarmusch 12-12-2011 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 18624814)
Stop drinking "that shit" - you mean "coffee"?
Don't be a Barbarian.

No one needs coffee.

The Porn Nerd 12-12-2011 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 18624856)
No one needs coffee.

We've obviously never met.
Hi. I'm Mister Peabody.
I NEED FUCKING COFFEE.
Nice to meet you.


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