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BFT3K 12-12-2011 09:29 AM

The US - We're Number One!
 
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sponsorpimp 12-12-2011 09:30 AM

No comment :winkwink:

scuba steve 12-12-2011 09:33 AM

surprised india and china don't have a few more of those titles as #1

Caligari 12-12-2011 09:34 AM

Congrats to the winner?

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mavruda 12-12-2011 09:35 AM

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spazlabz 12-12-2011 09:38 AM

I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

and seriously... of course we lead the world in the number of McDonalds... it was founded and built up here :)

TCLGirls 12-12-2011 09:39 AM

Why is Puerto Rico listed as a separate country from USA in the divorce rate column?

potter 12-12-2011 09:39 AM

Pick a country, any country - they'll all have at least nine embarrassing things they're globally #1 for. Make image. Troll GFY.

Scott McD 12-12-2011 09:47 AM

More rapes than South Africa? Congrat's !!!

Grapesoda 12-12-2011 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 18623833)



that's becaue everybody is busting their hump to get so they can do whatever the fuck they feel like :thumbsup

maleps 12-12-2011 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by scuba steve (Post 18623841)
surprised india and china don't have a few more of those titles as #1

Well statistics, something I enjoy, can be manipulated in many ways. For instance, Im sure the US and UK show up higher in the crime rates because we have very good police units, therefore more crime figures reported compared to say India, Mexico, China etc...

Because I can't believe a country like the UK with a pop around 60+ million, will have higher crime rates than Russia etc...

And yes, this list doesnt really show what the US contribute to the world, I mean NASA for a start, has greatly improved the tech world, greatly influencing the modern world we have today, yet many ignorant ppl don't understand how they do.

PS not from the US but appreciate when a country does do something well.

mafia_man 12-12-2011 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18623874)
More rapes than South Africa? Congrat's !!!

Probably going on reported stats.

Bryan G 12-12-2011 09:51 AM

is this per capita or?

CDSmith 12-12-2011 09:56 AM

Mexico #2 for plasic surgery? That surprises me since most of their population lives well below what the rest of N America would consider the poverty line.

For rapes I don't know what surprises me more, that Canada is #3 in the world or that peaceful fun-loving Australia is #4.

Interesting stats. Congrats to the, uh, winner.

Vendzilla 12-12-2011 10:11 AM

I think a lot of this is America has better reporting on crime rates than most, Mexico has the number of plastic surgeries because of US citizens going down there.
I like that it said total crimes, I mean we just have more people, so yes more crimes

Bladewire 12-12-2011 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 18623833)

Mostly wrong info but funny :thumbsup

seeandsee 12-12-2011 10:16 AM

probably based on 1:100.000 statistics

2intense 12-12-2011 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by BFT3K (Post 18623833)


edgeprod 12-12-2011 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18623852)
I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

Guys on the far side of either thought-train never look hard enough at anything outside of their set beliefs, even if they delude themselves into thinking that they do.

19teenporn 12-12-2011 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18623852)
I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

It's not America, it's United States of America.
America is a continent, not a country.

femdomdestiny 12-12-2011 10:48 AM

Stupid stats. Really. and who says it's true?
Something better:

http://www.economist.com/content/global_debt_clock

Ramirez 12-12-2011 10:50 AM

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wehateporn 12-12-2011 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18623852)
I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

USA gives the most vaccines per child; something to be proud of there :winkwink:


theking 12-12-2011 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 19teenporn (Post 18624001)
It's not America, it's United States of America.
America is a continent, not a country.

Wrong...there is no continent named America.

Brent 3dSexCash 12-12-2011 11:13 AM

How is Japan 4 in heart attacks when they have some of lowest heart disease rates in the world?

LatinaCrazy 12-12-2011 11:13 AM

Hard to believe that the us has more teen births per thousand than Colombia or other countries.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-12-2011 11:15 AM

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adultchatpay 12-12-2011 11:17 AM

Nice looking stats.

pornguy 12-12-2011 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 18623935)
I think a lot of this is America has better reporting on crime rates than most, Mexico has the number of plastic surgeries because of US citizens going down there.
I like that it said total crimes, I mean we just have more people, so yes more crimes

there is 100% no way the US has more crime than mexico. More reported yes. More crime. now way.

LatinaCrazy 12-12-2011 11:25 AM

Ok I see the reason now. The data is from 2006 and does not include most other countries.

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Scott McD 12-12-2011 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by LightSpeed (Post 18624235)
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Ramirez 12-12-2011 11:38 AM

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DaddyHalbucks 12-12-2011 11:44 AM

There's a war in Europe! Call in the Canadians!

There's a famine in Africa! Call in the Portuguese!

There's a tsunami in Asia! Call in the Russians!

Humankind should put a man on the moon! Call in the French!

I don't think so.

PR_Glen 12-12-2011 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 18623874)
More rapes than South Africa? Congrat's !!!

both that and emissions sound like bullshit to me...

PR_Glen 12-12-2011 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 18624367)
There's a war in Europe! Call in the Canadians!

There's a famine in Africa! Call in the Portuguese!

There's a tsunami in Asia! Call in the Russians!

Humankind should put a man on the moon! Call in the French!

I don't think so.

we were in both world wars before you guys were.. so they did call us...first

uno 12-12-2011 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 18623852)
I am sure if you look hard enough there is a #1 list our there with America having something positive that it is leading in as well

and seriously... of course we lead the world in the number of McDonalds... it was founded and built up here :)

We are #1 in self esteem.

ZeroHero 12-12-2011 12:01 PM

i think that is not true :winkwink:

Operator 12-12-2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 18624367)
There's a war in Europe! Call in the Canadians!

There's a famine in Africa! Call in the Portuguese!

There's a tsunami in Asia! Call in the Russians!

Humankind should put a man on the moon! Call in the French!

I don't think so.

In a collective cell membrane any cell larger than the others is called a cancer.
So you know, Ron Paul has the chemo. :)

Robbie 12-12-2011 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by maleps (Post 18623879)
Well statistics, something I enjoy, can be manipulated in many ways. For instance, Im sure the US and UK show up higher in the crime rates because we have very good police units, therefore more crime figures reported compared to say India, Mexico, China etc...

My opinion on the crime statistics is: Most of it is part of the "War on Drugs" or "War on Citizens" as I call it.

It's the reason we have more "crime" (because we made so many damn things that people enjoy a "crime") and more people in prison than any country in the world.

And we can all feel safer because even right this very second, there are numerous local, state, and federal legislative bodies creating NEW laws. Because the thousands and thousands that they incessantly created for the last couple of hundred years just aren't enough. :(

Bryan G 12-12-2011 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 18624367)
There's a war in Europe! Call in the Canadians!

There's a famine in Africa! Call in the Portuguese!

There's a tsunami in Asia! Call in the Russians!

Humankind should put a man on the moon! Call in the French!

I don't think so.

It's posts like this that make you the biggest Numpty on GFY. You trying to tell us that no other countries help out other then the USA?

As Glenn said Canada was in both World Wars before the USA so please STFU

Overload 12-12-2011 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCrazy (Post 18624111)
Hard to believe that the us has more teen births per thousand than Colombia or other countries.

coz sexual education is still "dirty" and the word CONDOM has been banned in the BUSH era :2 cents:

rogueteens 12-12-2011 01:05 PM

I find it hard to believe that the UK is number 2 for total crimes? more than places like africa or south america? I don't think so.

scottybuzz 12-12-2011 01:08 PM

the stats are bullshit. people will believe anything you show them.

moeloubani 12-12-2011 01:13 PM

hey moe why do you keep hating on the american way of life blah blah you hater

imagine how nice it would be if the US was #1 in the things it should be #1 for

#1 Health care
#1 Education
#1 Innovation

DaddyHalbucks 12-12-2011 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 18624455)
we were in both world wars before you guys were.. so they did call us...first

No disrespect to the Canadian forces, but the USA was the decisive factor.

TCLGirls 12-12-2011 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 19teenporn (Post 18624001)
It's not America, it's United States of America.
America is a continent, not a country.

It's 100% valid to to use the word "America" to refer to the United States of America.

Just as it is 100% valid to use the word "China" to refer to the People's Republic of China.

DaddyHalbucks 12-12-2011 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 18624547)
It's posts like this that make you the biggest Numpty on GFY. You trying to tell us that no other countries help out other then the USA?

As Glenn said Canada was in both World Wars before the USA so please STFU

When did I ever say that no other country helps out?

Bryan, I have been talking your shit for years and I am sick and tired of it. Do us all a favor and go suck Mark Hurson's cock, will you?

:1orglaugh

Robbie 12-12-2011 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz (Post 18624696)
the stats are bullshit. people will believe anything you show them.

No, the ones about people in prison are 100% spot on. And have been for years.

We imprison more of our citizens than all those "bad, evil" countries do like China, North Korea, Cuba, etc.

And we've done it for a few decades now.

The prison industry is a multi-billion dollar industry. Research it a bit and you'll be shocked.

Not exactly what "America" is supposed to be.

uno 12-12-2011 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks (Post 18624744)
No disrespect to the Canadian forces, but the USA was the decisive factor.

How bout Russia? I'd say they had something to do with it.


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