Jerry Sandusky lawyer says Sandusky may have only been trying to teach kids 'how to put soap on...
 

I've refrained from posting any Sandusky related news articles since not a whole lot has gone on, other than Sandusky waiving his preliminary hearing. But this is just too fucking funny to go without a post.

His defense lawyer has added a second attorney to the team, and that attorney did an interview with our local abc27News today in which he tried to give logical explantions to some of the claims in the grand jury indictment:

http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/ind..._says_san.html

Not that any of this should be a laughing matter, but that excuse, coupled with the logic that people are assuming Sandusky is guilty because he can't properly articulate a sentence, is some of the funniest shit I've heard. :1orglaugh

Now try washing your face with my cock in your ass:(

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh ..wait, that shouldn't be funny... :Oh crap

are these lawyers in a room making up a list of possiblities?

He was showing them how to clean their assholes.. just get an old guys dick, cover it in soap and ram it in over and over.. you have to rub it in there good and hard, like washing behind your ears with a washcloth!

Sadly some people will be stupid enough to believe the lawyers.

Sounds like a perfectly plausible case to me! :1orglaugh

any GFY ladies need instruction on how to properly soap up? i am certified by the penn state board of education :Graucho

What I find odd is that a child would completely submit to him, put his hands up against the wall and take it. Just seems weird the eyewitness didn't describe any crying or squirming around.

You find fear of authority/position odd and wierd????????????

You think children know right from wrong when an adult is telling them what is right?


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Like I said, some people will be fucking stupid enough....................

Ah yes, here we go with the checklist of things a victim must have tried in order to be a REAL victim.

I don't know how kids are these days...I'm guessing the same as they always have been. And when I was 10 years old...I was a horny little bastard. Even tried fucking a hole in a tree. If I had been in the shower with Sandusky at that age, I would have nailed him right in the ass. And then I would have waited 10 years and cashed in by saying I was "abused". heh-heh

Maybe we were just a tougher bunch than the kids these days. But that old guy wouldn't have stood a chance with the bunch of juvenile delinquents that me and my friends were.

If that is the truth, then he should be put in jail just for being so stupid.

Sandusky thought he was a Catholic priest?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Maybe that was his true calling instead of being a coach? :1orglaugh

perhaps, it was'nt the 1st time ?:2 cents:

I don't care what the circumstances are. If my kid showers with an adult I would kill them, plain and simple. There's just no excuse for a grown adult to be showing with someone's kid.

explains a lot if you think children that are molested are just "horny."

What does it "explain" Enlighten me.
And I never said those kids were "horny" I said when I was 10 years old I was very horny, as were every friend I had.

I would have jumped in that shower, beat that old man down, and rode him like a pig. lol

Actually the way the lawyer phrased it almost is passable, anyone that spends time with juvenile delinquents would know many of them stink because they aren't clean and don't even know how to use soap... obviously showering with them is taking it too far and stupid but simply giving a kid soap and telling him he stinks should have been enough.

I've always thought that ANY man who chooses to spend a lot of time with children is probably up to no good.

It really just isn't natural.

I think that people who like sex with little boys are going to naturally gravitate towards things like The Boy Scouts or Big Brothers, or Little League, etc. It's like a candy store for them.

Now I can understand if you have your own kid in the Scouts or some other organization and wish to spend time with him like that...but to volunteer to spend all that time with little boys is just a bit weird to me.

Call me jaded...but to me a man should be either working or spending time with his family or if not married...chasing some adult female tail.

I'm suspicious of people's motives who actively choose to hang out with kids that aren't their own.